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My intellect is torture.
>Have wide knowledge from history, geography beginner astrophysics, beginner philosphy.
>Understand better news and life than most adults
>See how near we actually are to total nuclear war
>Normies dont understand my references
>always aware of myself and even after i do something braver i later feel ashamed
>most of my life belived lonely wolf cool guy effect
>Even refused to talk to only girl that ever might like me because of this
>circlejerks around cars and going drinking seem so boring
>every humor goes bland because you can see the end of the joke before beginning
Is there anyway to make myself dumber?
>>27067339
Try interacting with someone with actual intelligence and you'll realize how fucking dumb you are.
being dumb is true torture
>>27067399
This. Chances are you're just surrounded by dumb people.
Why are all white religions dead?
Seriously, I'm getting so angry right now.
If Romans never fucked with us and just left us alone do you think we would've been better off?
They were just rip offs of Islam anyways.
>>27067102
So go worship Thor or some shit.
>>27067102
you're mad because science is the white religion?
this angers you?
do you want people stoning women for learning math?
do you want rape to be entirely legal? this includes children too
WHAT THE FUCK
IT IS FORCING ME TO INSTALL WINDOWS 10
I DON'T WANT WINDOWS 10
>>27067069
It's not a choice you have to have our Spyware I mean new os
m8
click the red cross
or "I need more time"
Yup that's fucking bullshit m8t. I went afk for a while and then Windows fucking 10 was installed onto my shit. I'm still fucking pissed about it fucking niggers
Here /r9k/
You can share my gf
>>27066868
Cum on her tits, then take a pic and post. Thanks
>>27066971
no can do, not there
heres my cummies on her leg tho
That's so hot. Wonder how it must feel fucking those gigantic earmuffs
Parents went on vacation.
Time to leave basement and make burgers and watch anime.
>>27066805
That's a lot of burgers, lardo. Does it take a lot of effort for you to climb up from the basement?
You need to add more butter.
>>27066805
Fucking normie house get the fuck out normie you filthy rich bastard. Bernie 2016!
How many college age girls do you think are nerds, senpai?? In a percentage. Watches anime, reads manga, browses stupid imageboards, STEM majors.. And why are they all lesbians?
Watching anime and reading manga is kind of stupid. But really interested in technology is like 6%
>>27067092
>6%
Seems a little high.
>>27066792
That's a weird list of what to call "nerdy." STEM is understandable. Cartoons and imageboards? That's more for losers than nerds.
I don't understand how you guys deal with loneliness.
I don't have friends, no gf and my mom doesn't want to spend any time with me. So most of the time i am alone in my room on my computer.
I feel sick and tired. I just can't take it anymore. I want to have friends, a partner, a family.
Meditation helps with depression but not with lonliness. Please tell me how you deal with this.
I don't. I can keep myself occupied during the day to escape the thoughts, drowning myself in entertainment, but when I go to sleep there's no escape and it feels like dying.
Did you finish your education?
>>27066840
I'm NEET atm but doing internships soon.
>Get in the fucking car, Femanon.
99% of them would.
>>27066572
hell yeah i would
why wouldnt i?
But I'm a guy tho
go away
>Be early 20s
>Had a few gfs
>Chick at work likes me
>Choose to not date her or anything because she smokes and drinks
>I can afford to be this choosy
>Ya'll faggots can't even get a gf
Why though?
>>27066322
I've had chances, but I ruined all of them with my autismo maximo
>Late 20's
>Get a job, lose weight, and decide to finish school
>Still not enough for girls my age, who expect me to have a house and career and shit
>>27066397
>be 17
>finish elementary school
>still not enough for girls my age
How do I attract the normie white male?
100% serious, I am not ugly but my personality is r8k tier
any tips? Origibjvun
>>27066223
Timestamp plox, lets see that body
>>27066223
Usually telling jokes about sex triggers us a lot.
Has eggman officially lost it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxPyXXJa_YU
>>27066060
he never had it to begin with. he was even born with his herpes
>>27066060
The only thing that I can see you soon as possible and to be the best way of the year and the rest of the year and the other day of my favorite song on this album and the rest is history
>>27066060
He didn't lose it. A roastie took it from him. Literally sucked it out through his above average dick.
>talking with sister
>tell her theres a new ghostbusters coming out
>"why? the original was best i bet it'll suck"
>agree with her
>tell her its an all female cast
>"oh..."
>tell her the reviews are saying its shit
>she says its because of the female cast and will go watch it
RMAO (reeeeing my ass off)
Why do they have to hire the ugliest, most ape-looking niggers for these movies? First star wars, now this piece of shit.
>>27065914
>gringo bastard think an aesthetically pleasing man like the guy who played Finn is ugly because eurocentric beauty standards
Whites, amirite?
>>27065914
At least the guy in star wars could act like something other than the niggest
This bitch is awful in the trailer
What's your regular sub at subway?
>>27065799
Footlong ham on Italian herb and cheese, with Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo.
That's it.
Barbecue chicken strips sub
Only in my country
Black forest ham Provolone cheese footlong with Pickles,Black olives,Onions,Jalapenos,Lettuce and cucumber then Salt and Pepper.
Mayo is FUCKING disgusting and anyone who eats that shit should die
>tfw your hair is getting long but you don't like the awkward visit to the hair salon
I actually started cutting my own hair in the last year. Works pretty great.
Thought I was on /pol/, saw this post and was about to post
>Get back to >>>/r9k/ autist
Then realized I misclicked on this shitty board again on the main 4chan page.
>visit hair saloon to get a haircut
>hairdresser attempts to make small talk with me
>don't notice since I just like to space out when I'm getting a haircut
>later notice a very awkward silence, especially when I was leaving.
never visited the same saloon again
>at work, eating lunch in the cafeteria with some senior coworkers (upper management types)
>peer who's two years my senior comes and sits with us
>offhandedly calls me autistic
>literally calls me autistic
>nobody says anything about it
>stare at him for a moment
>fuck it, not worth getting fired over
>topic changes
>later on at a meeting people start teasing me
>wonder if it's because Mr. Autist is fair game now
>department manager at least acts professional
Yeah I act a little stiff at work but it's because this is my first real job and I'm terrified of losing my paycheck because some normie has it out for me. I got a lot of debt and I'd rather grin and bear it than risk retaliation. What the fuck? I mean I can handle a bit of banter, and I do in my work group, but this guy's from another work group and he's giving me shit and not being polite at all.
Why do normies gotta norm?
>>27065543
Shouldn't be such a loser that you have to work with high schoolers and niggers
>>27065543
>normie girl gives me shit
>calmly explain situation to boss
>boss confronts normie girl over situation
>normie girl blows the fuck up and goes full rage/defence mode at boss
>gets fired
Worked for me and it can work for you.
>>27065543
>tfw workplace bully
It was only supposed to be banter, but guess some people can't take the bants.
>tfw now facing 2 weeks paid suspension because I told some faggot I'd rather a retard work with me than him.
