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Ask a girl who hasn't showered in two months anything
>>27071595
Let me see those tita
1. How do your armpits smell?
2. Are they hairy or have you been shaving them?
3. How does your vagina smell?
4. Is it hairy or have you been trimming it?
5. Why haven't you showered? Are you a NEET?
>>27071595
>girl
Nice try, tranny
Why do people find silence / quietness offensive?
People can't read you and assume the worst. It's not rational but people aren't rational. This should be obvious to all robots.
they dont, you're probably just weird.
>>27072183
This isn't true. According to my sister she's said it for years when someone doesn't talk or communicate it's always a creepy turn off.
Does anyone else think its strange how they're still a virgin? Sex and gfs comes incredibly easy to normals, they don't even have to try... it just 'happens.'
Yet here I am well into my 20s and am still pure even though I'm 6', more muscular than 99% of the population, white, financially comfortable, etc. I am surrounded by men that are inferior in every conceivable metric yet they have had multiple gfs spanning back to highschool.
I'm starting to think maybe this Kyle Odom guy was maybe not so crazy as he appears. Someone -or something- seems to want to prevent me from breeding at all costs.
>>27071536
We're just missing that one normie trait which makes socializing easy. Because we lack it, people instantly disqualify us from sexual interactions.
>>27071536
>21
>walk around and see eveyone else
>they all had sex before, see couples and they probably had sex in the morning or the night before
>tfw still can't fathom being in a relationship with another human and having sex even though it's such a common thing
>>27071536
Are you, by chance, a supreme gentleman?
>"Did anon just say he was voting for Bernie Sanders?"
>"You aren't socialist scum are you, anon?"
wat do?
Are you out of touch? being a liberal and socialist is cool and hip with the youth right now.
Oh fuck off. Bernie Sanders is the normie candidate.
>"Did anon just say he was voting for Donald J. Trump?"
>"You aren't racist, xenophobic, islamophobic, fascist scum are you, anon?"
>>27071430
there is literally nothing wrong with socialism
>>27071464
liberalism is god tier. neoliberalism is shit
>tfw no mutant gf
heterochromia thread
>you will never date a girl with two different colored eyes
>>27071297
Krotchy is a whore with a huge vagina
i've never even met a person with heterochromia
If you really wanted a GF you would stop being lazy and move shit mountains to get one
But in all honesty you really don't want one bad enough
To do anything about it at all let alone move shit mountains
>>27070975
Yea I'm too lazy to grow taller, be less ugly, and be rich. Too much work. I'm sorry
>>27070975
>If you really wanted a GF you would stop being lazy and move shit mountains to get one
Thats true.
However, Your premise assumes that it's worth the trouble.
I don't watch trap or tranny porn, but I think I recognize that bald guy from most clips of trap or tranny porn posted on here.
I ree
>>27070949
girls cant be shy
if theres a girls who is shy
its a trap RUN
>>27070949
girls like this don't exist
>>27071265
Let me believe...
Has anyone here been on Accutane? I'm sick of having shitty acne in my 20's. I know Accutane is a bit of a controversial drug so I'm curious what your opinions are?
>is it worth it?
>side effects?
>does it help with scarring?
>how long do the effects last/will acne come back?
Also feel free to post before/afters
>>27070650
I used oratane when I had bad acne. It seems to work the same as what your mentioning.
Oratane dried up my face and lips which is easy to fix with moisturizer. Pimples where fading within 3 days and gone within a week. I highly recommend it.
On accutane currently, been on it since August. The side effects vary from person to person but everyone gets really dried out. The effects should last a few years to life, if it doesn't last you'll be put on anther round.
My acne made me feel like shit so anything that gets rid of it is worth it. I say go for it. I don't have deep acne scars but from what I understand they'll never go away completely, although chemical peels help.
>>27070650
I was on accutane. Basically it dries out your skin for a few months, and your face is super red at all times. But it's definitely worth it man. Helps a lot with confidence. You don't even recognize yourself in the mirror, but in a good way.
What fictional universe from video games, anime, et cetera do you wish you lived in?
>Custom Robo
NGE desu senpai.
I'd befriend Shinji if he'd let me. I'm almost identical to him.
>>27070635
Lordran
Sanic so I can go faaaast
I'm really considering getting diagnosed. I've got something wrong with me and I don't know what but it's gotten to the point where I can't live normally.
Is it a good idea?
>>27069791
Therapy helps.
The diagnosis is irrelevant in my opinion for the most part unless you're trying to get useless SSRIs or amphetamines
>>27069828
what happens in therapy? can a therapist fast track me to neetbux?
Yes.
Diagnosed with borderline and depression.
Now the government gives me money and I never have to apply for jobs.
Just went up in a forest and ran around naked for about an hour. Ask me anything.
Were the mosquitoes out tonight?
>>27069998
nada, didn't have any problems with insects or bugs
Sounds Druid/occult as fuck, what kind of music do you listen to?
6690 Hours before i have to face all my past choice
Elaborate
hsnalKusbdnajs
>>27069691
This is wrong by the squeeze theorem
>>27070198
No this is right. You have lim x->0 sin(x)/x = 0/0
so you go l'Hospital and the equasion is (sin(x))'/(x)' = cos(x)/1 and then
lim x->0 cos(x)/1 = 1/1 = 1
Genocide of anyone who is not an NT when? Sensing and Feeling are literally untermensch traits which are contributing to the fall of the West.
Also, post your types (only if you're an NT).
Done a tonne of these, always ENTJ
>>27069695
Welcome to the thread!
>>27069695
How can someone of the master race end up on /r9k/
>go to doctor, told one hour to live
>walk outside, see this
What do?
>>27069475
I don't think the doctor would let me out if I had only one hour to live.
>>27069475
honestly with one hour I would rape. and then beg for forgiveness just in case man in the sky is real
>>27069475
>get out of my way skank, i need to go to kfc and buy tendies.
>"Life dealt me a bad hand! It's just my genetics! I can't possibly change the fundamental aspects of my identity that make me who I am!"
>"Women aren't interested in sex with me so they're all whores only looking for a Chad with a 10-inch dong! SLUTS! NORMIES! WHORES!
You guys understand the irony, right?
Nope, not really actually.
Yeah, so losers can't change who they are and girls can't change who they are.
Might as well complain to let off steam.
>>27069460
Irony of what? Your retarded post claiming we think we're better than everyone when in reality we're broken people with shattered self-esteems who can't even look at other people in the eye?
What's the fucking point of this thread?
