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>Hey look who came out of her cave!
>Femanon, haven't seen you in awhile!
Far left is the cutest
Sweet jesus, why would you post this?!!
I don't come here to suffer, too god damnit...
>>27087167
Hahaha the 2nd to the right is balding. Even chads bald! this gives me hope!
When will we get rid of the cancer that is britfeel? All they talk about is mundane shit like just had a fish n chips lads have you ever had a fish and a chip before? Quite frankly they are subhuman
>forcing this meme
(You) must be one very sad yank
>>27087178
Firstly my good friend it is not a meme as I actually proved it and secondly I am actually english I just think british people are miserable boring pieces of shit
>>27087084
>All they talk about is mundane shit
Yank spotted.
Sorry we can't talk about all the school shootings we don't have or the poisoned water
Who /shitgenes/ here?
Anon with the shittiest genes win
>VERY high risk of diabetes, prostate cancer, other RARE types of fatal cancer and heart issues
>Everyone is around 5'4"-5'9"
>4-6 inches dick size
>Disgusting boobs (For females ofc)
>EVERY single male in the family has started balding at 13-14, our family is known to have a severe case of baldness. This results in men who end up bald or with fucked up hair at 16-18. Also females are balding, my aunt is literally almost completely bald.
>inferior brown eyes
>Heavy mental issues running like schizophrenia, severe depression and bipolar disorder
Find me someone with worse genes.
>males are all around 5'5"
>tallest guy in the whole family, on both sides, is about 5'9"
>ridiculously small hands and feet, dick about 4.5 inches
>fucked up teeth, and underbites
>swolen fat faces despite all being scrawny
>only a few can get facial hair, they're all patchy as fuck
never stood a chance
>normal height for family is about 6'0-2
>father and his dad are bald, started at 20
>superior blue/green eyes
>tfw I have better genes than my dad, he was bald and a dicklet
>tfw 6 by 5 dick and full head of thick hair
Feels good.
>>27088838
Why are you posting itt? Why do you fucking normies have to ruin everything?
If you had to go back in time and fuck young Hillary to keep her from becoming president, would you do it?
That's a win-win, of course I would.
>>27087034
she looks turtle like
I'd gladly fuck her, presidency or not.
Give me your best /r9k/
Pic related
easily the most r9kcore film to date
>>27086878
a /r9k/ must see
It's an /r9k/ classic
>Hey anon, hop in! We're gonna go pick up some chicks.
I don't know... Kind of look like a trap to me. I don't want to wake up raped later.
sooo... nothx
What's with twin brothers always giving off that huge gay vibe?
>>27086863
>tfw they mean it literally
>tfw curvy women provide the best lifting gains
If one or more of the things in pic related do not apply to you, LEAVE.
YOU DO NOT BELONG ON THIS FUCKING BOARD!
>>27086832
>5'9"
>Almost 6 inches (15 cm)
>Balding hard as fuck
Yeah, guess I belong here after all.
>>27086832
>tfw balding
I always knew I was going to go bald, it runs in my family, so I've had many years to come to terms with it.
It still feels bad tho man
>6'2''
>6.7 inches
>lot of fucking hair
Tfw still kissless virgin at 19
This man is 42.
The girl is 18.
How? Tell me how?
Love finds a way.
>>27086709
His daughter desuor a sugar daddy relationship
Judging by the color of her hair and the assumptions I make about her mental stability based on it, he probably groomed her from the time she was 14 or 15 to be his gf.
Why don't you donate blood, r9k?
>qt nurse gets to take care of you
>only takes 10 minutes
>get free food and juice (pack of mini oreos, chocolate energy bar, bag of pretzels, etc.)
>doing the same thing now but with a needle in your arm
>save someone's life
You don't have to wait for a blood drive either, there are blood donation centers that you just make an appointment online for. It's usually all day 5 days a week. You just need to be at least 110lbs. There aren't any side effects really, no nausea or fainting.
>>27086632
I used to donate blood once a month or once every other month throughout my teenage years. Now I'm too well-traveled to donate, if you've visited certain countries within a certain amount of time they won't take you.
Donating plasma is really the way to go though.
>>27086632
Would they ask about sexual activity? Kissless virgin and I don't tell anyone
>>27086632
I can't because my blood is full of toxic medicine for an auto immune disease.
> 110lbs
I weight 103lbs.
Plus they just give your blood to vampires so they can drink it.
Can we have an abhorrent/abusive family story thread?
My mother didn't let me shower because I didn't pay bills growing up.
>get physically abused as a kid (7-12)
>"if you ever call the police on me I'll ruin your fucking life"
>get big enough to fight back
>"if you touch me I'm calling the fucking police and I'll ruin your life"
>>27086685
Sound like a bitch
Tell me robots: at what age should a girl lose her virginity?Asking for a friend
at agewedding night you degenerate
>>27086600
Sometime after she's legally able to consent.
>>27086600
Male here lost mine at 13 was cash
who else here plays a slutty healer?
>MMORPGs preferred
>>27086454
Best way to play desu.
My healer in ESO was called "SexualHealing"
I think it got changed to a series of numbers by zenimax or bethesda or whoever runs the servers.
>tfw you never played as a sissy gay healslut before
>tfw you're sickened but intrigued
>>27086591
Never too late to start, anon.The men will 'thank' you for it.
>your sex
>what you feel when seeing this photo
Male
Two drunk people making out in a bar? Nothing out of the ordinary. They seem attractive, it's probably two people who were paid for that photograph. I don't feel anything.
>>27086344
Male
Resignation that it will never be me
>>27086344
That the dude has small bureaucratic hands and the whore looks pretty hot.
>shave my neckbeard off
>get carded
FUCK
pic unrelated
Why doesn't every robot just move to Chernobyl and live as a Stalker?
are you under age?
Originllll
>>27086258
the GBP market in Russia is virtually nonexistent and tendies are a rarity
>every once in a while come out of room and greet little sister's buddies
>one of them invited me to his queer punk show
>decided to accept invitation
I don't know anything about queer culture, punks, or basically anything.
What's going to happen?
Are hey going to confront me if they find out I'm not a homosexual?
Should I wear an anti-pickpocket device for my ID and cash?
How do I avoid entering a "pit" I do not want to be beaten.
>>27086174
Don't forget to tell us about your adventures and how it changed your view about CIS people.
>What's going to happen?
imagine a drag show but with punk music
>Are hey going to confront me if they find out I'm not a homosexual?
probably not, though there's no guarentees
>Should I wear an anti-pickpocket device for my ID and cash?
better safe than sorry, I doubt it'd be an issue though
>How do I avoid entering a "pit" I do not want to be beaten
if you're near a pit when it opens just back away from it, I doubt a queer punk show would have much crowdkilling so as long as you're not actually in the pit or forming the wall you'll be fine
>>27086193
I'm a bit of a social skeptic, but these kids have done alright by my sister, there are histrionic bad apples and humorless prigs in every community I figure.
