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Ask a guy who's broken 8 girls hearts anything.
why do you think you are special and worthy of attention?
>>27096239
how hard each time?
>>27096239
Why do you come to /r9k/ solely for attention?
My fiance and I broke up today, we had been together 5 years and planned our whole lives together
now I am alone and since i work 55+ hours a week, i dont know if and where i can meet anyone else. i havent been single since college (26 now) when i was surrounded by girls my same age
i have been sitting here crying for an hour, i dont normally come on this board, but i am neck deep in feels
how do you guys cope?
>>27096233
>>27096233
Wrong board buddy
>>>/adv/
At least you fucking had a gf.
>>27096233
This is your personal blog, faggot. I hope she hooks up with a nigger.
>giving up and trying to get help
I've never been on a drug that helped my depression but effexor keeps being mentioned. Anyone ever tried this?
The only sort of effective drug I've taken is wellbutrin. It seemed to help and my sex drive went through the roof but i got really, really bad disassociation and no longer trusted myself driving.
im desperate too anon. i hope we find something
>>27096033
My mother was on this shit for years. Gave her DARK fucking dreams, suicidal thoughts, and terrible weight gain and nausia. Effexor is cancer do not even do it once. Medical meth might even be a better option for fuck's sake.
I'm on it now mate. Helps a lot with anxiety but I get brain zaps around the 20-22 hour mark since last taken (half-life is pretty short for effexor).
Depression still the same, can't you tell? I'm still here.
Are you a pedophile if you like lolicon but you don't like real life children?
>>27095993
No, you're just a huge fucking faggot.
>>27095993
no, but if you think this is true for you then you're fooling yourself
>>27095993
If you're attracted to sexually immature girls you're a disgusting pedophile and need to seppuku
ewww did you just talk to me?
get away.
Yes ma'am. I'm sorry.
>>27095901
i fardet than poped
>>27095901
*stare at her with hatred burning in my eyes and boring through her soul*
Excuse the fuck out of me bitch. I didn't ask to be born, I was just asking if you knew where the bathroom was
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're on the beach and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do?
>>27095886
run away like a fucking madman
wth is that
Wonder what is going on with that poor little guys shell.
ask him what is he doing out of my nightmares
Does anyone else prefer handjobs to blowjobs? Seems like even the nicest head just feels, I dunno, bland compared to some solid tuggin'.
Back when I was /deathgrip/ I didn't really like bjs. I wasn't Cumming from his either. Now I appreciate a nice bj because I don't have to do any work but I usually end up thinking about vaginal sex to get myself to orgasm in a reasonable amount of time.
>>27095872
On paper handjobs are incredibly hot to me but in practice girls are fucking awful at it so I dunno.
>>27095872
Why don't you just jerk off instead of getting handjobs?
It'll always be better than some 3rd party shit.
Spent the last 20 minutes just yelling and screaming at myself, alone, in my house, as a 31 year old fucking man.
A 31 year old human animal monkey, yelling at itself because it cannot logically comprehend why it is in constant, non-stop psychological pain.
A 31 year old failure of a human being spending $1.5 million dollars of other people's money each year making $17.59 an hour, owner of their very own little house and car - both of which are bound to the same inexorable tide of entropy this 31 year old human animal is.
I would lay down and rot but my impotent, meaningless rage stopped me for some reason. The same meaninglessness behind the concept of this fucking insignificant post, every infinitely divisible moment of consisting of concentrated absolute fucking meaninglessness.
No Doctor, I'm not having a fucking existential crisis, I'M JUST NOT CURRENTLY ABLE TO ENGAGE MY NORMAL HUMAN ANIMAL WILLFUL DELUSION RIGHT NOW DOCTOR, THANK YOU THERE IS NO NEED TO TAKE AWAY MY HUMAN ANIMAL RIGHTS.
Have no friends.
Family is long gone.
Can't call 911.
Make a post on a message board - that'll help. There's that six figures of college education coming into play. Real smart. Very smart. This will make a difference.
I'll just sit here and wait, and surely the problem will fix itself.
I've been suicidal before. This isn't suicide. I was a few hours ago. But this now is just the edge of somekind of mania or something. I don't fucking know. I'm not sure whether to rage or cry. Or both. No reason at all. I wish I knew. I wish I could logically explain why this is happening and offer some kind of reasonable, logical, empirical explanation for it. I would if I could, I fucking swear.
just b urself lmao
>>27095649
Yep you've officially lost it anon. Check in to the psych ward, you're done in normal society
>>27095649
Life sucks man find a hobby or something.
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oh my god anon that one was so juicy!
*BRAAAAPP* is the meme we all deserve. It's time brothers
>>27095592
Fuck, why does this give me a chubbie?
>>27095592
Fuck yeah
The brap is back
I'm skinny and with average face
ps. I'm not a tranny, I dont wanna be a girl, just kinda androgynous and cute, that's why this thread isnt on /lgbt/ and I know some traps lurk here so why not.
also would a little bit of hormones give me some nice facial features?
pls erspond
>>27095564
>>27095779
was this guy wearing a wig the whole time or was it his real hair?
>>27095564
>also would a little bit of hormones give me some nice facial features
yes, but I think someone told me it messes with guys dicks, idk
your pic related is an ok example, but the hair is kinda wild. Why not emulate him?
> tfw when you sit next to Stacey's in class and you have to hear about how many dicks they've had in their ass
I have to suffer this everygoddamn day. Never have I wanted to shoot up the school but nothing would make me happier then to pain their brains on the pavement
>>27094999
Kek why the hell does that make you so mad
>>27095016
>Kek why the hell does that make you so mad
because she's fucking everyone but him.
that basically sums up the entire reason the anti-woman circlejerk exists.
>>27095016
I really have no idea. It's not like I am jealous of the guys who get to do that but good god when did it become ok to talk about shit like that.
What is the NZ standard of beauty ?
Do you know any (attractive) women?
From my POV The beautiful women are Asian
Im not attracted to the NZ/EURO anglo females
Im attracted to white women from other nations like germany. russian etc
But from most women i met i can see their inner and outer flaws
Most things that put me off kiwi chicks
>Air heads (most of them)
>Binge drinking (they look old)
>Smokers (Lots smoke)
>Cringe pretentious flirt (they act like they are shortland street)
>Closed minded
>No thickness or tone (even tho kiwis take sports seriously)
>Lack of culture, and even tho they are mostly white, they pretend to be moari and always trying to fit into moari culture
Iv been everywhere in nz and it feels all the same guys
>I do find Polynesian girls hot but something applies to them
>rare to find a flawless one but usually they are cultured
>Moari mixed girls are cute as well but yeah
What do you guys think of the women in NZ/ fellow nzers.
Rate your girlfriends or wives
>>27094862
I dunno.
Post some kiwi's. Lets have a peek.
i fucking love kiwi girls! i spent my teenage life there before moving to Aus.
I would say kiwi girls are like Aussie girls but paler. and aus chicks are damn fine.
i dunno OP to answer your question maybe a symmetrical face and not be fat?
anyway there is beauty in every race. you just have to look for it.
>>27094892
Notice the Beer shes holding?
Well this is nZ
>None of these women have toned bodies
Meaty legs XTremely flat asses
pretty much sums up euro nz girls (they are 19-24) in this picture
Two whole days wagecuck. Wew.
Where do students fall in the NEET/wagie wars? I only go to class a few hours a week and I have so much free time, all on taxpayer money. I'm on your team right OP?
>>27094748
>'m on your team right OP?
Why would anyone every want to be on their "team"
>>27094748
You're technically in education so can't be neet masterace.
Ask a robot who is most likely about to die from drowning because of a flash flood anything.
Can you swim?
>>27094671
Can I have your stuff? oc
>>27094671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8
>he knocked her out cold in an elevator
>everyone in the world begs her to leave him
>wasn't the first time he hit her
>she stayed with him
I don't get it. why stay and get hit more?
he is rich, my nigga. that's why
He was th best RB in the nfl before that incident
>>27094555
Hope she got brain damage
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