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>bed is broken
>get stabbed every night because I sleep naked
How long until I get tetanus?
Sleep on your couch or floor. Or just throw a bunch of blankets on that shit.
>>27080629
why not just sleep on the ground or on some clothes or something
>>27080660
>>27080701
The ground is cold
>oneitis posted a picture of her and some random chad she just met at a bar on fb
Why didn't you ask her out? Now it's too late.
>>27080385
hit the unfollow button. Literally make those feels disappear.
oneitis sounds like a bullshit excuse for explaining why you're too much of a pussy to talk to women.
>i'm not a wimp who can't take responsibility, i just suffer from oneitis/asbergers/ocd/adhd
>tfw when his girth is more than your length
Why live?
>>27079878
>tfw my girth is bigger
>>27079922
>lying on the internet
>>27079878
>using cockrings to increase girth
How can any white boy compete with that???
>the girl i love is on facebook RIGHT NOW and isn't messaging me
she's probably having late night conversations with her boyfriend anyway :(
>>27079864
If she's got a bf and didn't make it obvious that she'd cheat on him with you, then why are you waisting your time thinking about her? There are many other women, single women at that.
>she went offline
it was never meant to be :(
>>27079896
i dont know if she has a bf, she probably does't im just imagining the worst possible situation
The whole fucking world is for normalfags.
Can't we kissless virgin robots just have this one place?
gtfo yo
i think the world is for SAMEfags.
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
SHINING SHIMMERING SPLENDOR!
http://www.rooshv.com/the-wall-is-softer-than-we-think
>tfw the wall isn't as a big a deal as /r9k/ thinks
Donald Trump is shitposting on politics, while I'm shitposting on 4chan
People aren't outraged at the idea of trying to keep out illegals, building a giant wall is just a fucking stupid solution.
>>27079929
got a better idea?
This thread is a competition that risks being auto banned.
The object of this game is to post the shortest possible original text on r9k.
Who ever posts the shortest text post wins. If its a draw the post with the most meaning wins.
Begin.
I am kyak
Hoes
>have therapist
>he recommends I go to an Anxiety support group
>go to a group meeting
>all of them around my age (21) and split evenly between males and females
>turns out they're all normies
>topic of discussion is relationships
>moderator of the group asks me if I've ever had a relationship go south because of anxiety
>I say I've never had a relationship
>all of the group starts laughing and snickering
fuck you normie scum, stop pretending you have our problems
>>27079579
>going to therapist
Therapists are not equipped to help people with problems. They just make money from telling normies that they are unique and special.
>>27079579
Why would anybody want to talk about private issues in a group of people. I cannot understand group therapy.
Can anyone help me dox my psychiatrist
He won't answer my calls so I'm thinking he might answer if I email him on his personal email
Any other robots been to jail? I recently got arrested for the first time. DUI, paraphernalia, and felony possession. Only had a 16 hour stay but 7 of it was in heroin withdrawal. Needless to say, it was one of the worst days of my life.
So, who's got a jail/arrest/police encounter/prison story that they'd like to share?
One time I had too many xanax and beers and decided to go steal myself some new sneakers. Im not a nigger btw, but everyone knows popping too much pills make you act like one.
I walked into the store and put on the most expensive Nike shoes I found and I didnt think anyone saw it, but the second I walked outside the store two huge security guys jumped my ass.
Fuckers literally dragged me to their office and one of the guys was obviously one steroids, gigantic and bald. He started fucking beating me when I told him I hadnt done anything wrong.
The police came and they actually believed my story about only trying the shoes on and not even leaving the store before getting jumped. The bald security guy actually acted like an idiot in front of them, so they believed me more.
But I got sent to the fucking drunk tank for a day and I woke up full of regrets.
Havent taken any pills since.
make the best of it OP, you're clean now, stay clean
>>27079510
I also had tons of Xanax in my pocket when I got tackled, but I ate them all before the cops came. Would probably have gotten jail time if it wasnt for me eating them all and smooth talking the police, they were two young women, so they believed my shitty story
thank you both policewaifus
Let's start a French thread. Oui?
je ne sais pas parles francais
The sticky on /int/ implies it is against the rules to have a non-english thread outside of /int/
>>27079354
Je veux bien mais on a pas d'accents sur ce tableau.
>be me
>fail 1 year engineering
>fail 1 1/2 year computer science
This wasn't how it was supposed to be...
good job boi
I thought about going back to my original plan.
Becoming a nurse and then a medic.
Or just keep pushing through until I eventually finish my degree.
>>27079348
this is actually not a bad idea. nursing jobs are absolutely exploding at the moment. forget the STEM meme.
Hey, robots.
When you fall asleep tonight, a voice speaks to you.
> "You may send back through time three notes to your past self at ages 5, 10 and 15. Your past self will believe it's from future you and heed the message. Each note must contain thirty words or less."
What do you send back?
Will it change anything or did you just never have a chance?
>>27079196
To 15-year-old self:
Start eating more or else you'll be a skeleton forever.
>30 words
I'm too tired, OP. Good night
<Age 5
you
>Age 10
are
>Age 15
faggot
>5
Eat less.
>10
What the fuck did I tell you?
>15
You have learned nothing.
>Work with a girl that crys to me about being oh so incredibly lonely pretty much every fucking day
>"I can't be alone I just CANT it's so painful"
>she's had 18 fucking boyfriends and she's only 17
>knew boyfriend few weeks after the old one leaves her
>Facebook filled with messages constantly
Honesty I don't know what to do about this. I work with her pretty much every day so I can't just avoid her and she keeps dumping her problems on me specifically. At first I was nice to her and tried helping her in a few ways (since I know a lot about counselling) but I stopped doing that ages ago and nowadays I just tell her to stop being a dumb whore who sucks guys off constantly. I make it as obvious as possible that i think she's stupid attention seeking slut but she won't stop talking to me about her problems and I really have no choice but to listen since we both work in the kitchen (I work in a pancake place)
How the fuck do I get this whore away from me?
Simple, get a real job.
>>27079171
Not with my circumstances I won't
Just make fun of her to her face due to the situations she gets herself into. Have a bit of fun with it.
>not a master of anything
What's the point of living life if you have nothing that you're really good at? Something that you have deep knowledge of and skills that set you apart from the laymen. Ideally you'd be also earning your living by doing that thing.
>>27079151
I'll get what I deserve sooner or later.
Admittedly most people aren't good at anything.
In 200 years, we'll both be dead, so why struggle?
Name one good reason suicide shouldn't be legal?
>>27079017
Because MUH FEELINGS
>>27079017
Because your life is a resource. Even if you're dysfunctional, since big pharma can sell you their magic pills and use you as a guinea pig.
>>27079017
Because normies hate having to pretend to care for a week.
