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>Be me, robot in his 30s (no wizard powers)
>Remember how Magic: The Gathering used to be so fucking popular in my high school days
>Didn't really understand how to play at the time because of all the evolving skills and card types
>Never fit in with the normies and their mundane interests
>Had literally zero friends
>Fast forward to the present, I decide to pick up on MtG again so I could try to socialize with other robots in my age group
>Head over to a local used game store to find other neckbeards to play with
>The scene is mostly teenage fedoras
>They all taunt me for not having the rarest, most expensive cards or autistic deck building skills
>Most of them are actually playing Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon now
>mfw I just wanted an excuse to socialize and ended up getting berated instead
>mfw I realized all my neckbeard peers from high school are probably married and too busy taking care of their children
... W-Where do I go from here, guys?
Home. You go home and you stay there and think about your life.
>>27065369
Kiddo here, magic has been, for as long as I have known about it, a community of tryhard, yuppie faggots and the game isn't even good for playing against friends because, for whatever reason, a friendly match does not exist in magic
Try another tabletop game, non-magic neckbeards are friendly, gentle rabbits compared to the mtg hordesExcept d&d, fuck d20
>>27065880
>non-magic neckbeards
Is there any other variety of neckbeard?
I am familiar with D&D, but mostly the 0E and 2E rulesets. I lost interest after 3E basically threw balance out the window and allowed any character to take levels in any simultaneous combination of classes they wanted.
>mfw I'm 22 and I just caught on to the fact you are meant to shower every day.
waste of water my dude
>>27065361
Seriously m8?
What were your parents like that they didn't teach you this?
>tfw /r9k/ constantly has some of the most relateble and interisting thread topics but the discussions are always shit because robots post the exact same buzzwords and close-minded negative drivel in every thread.
>don't even get me started the ironic normie trolls
>>27065121
How are you holding up brother
>>27065121
I agree with the second part of what you said, but I'd disagree that this board has interesting topics. It's mostly the same depressive circle jerk over and over. It's really habit forming
something something just end it
I don't get it /r9k/, you hate promiscuous stacy sluts but when you see a sweet conservative muslim girl you hate that she saves herself for marriage and is not tempted by western degeneracy.
Well which is it?
>>27065032
Have you not seen all those pics of girls in hijabs twerking or making sexy poses and what not? They are just as slutty if not more so since they're sexually suppressed.
Women fucking lie to fit in. Stacey even lies about being slutty.
>>27065032
>imblyibng :DDDDD
I don't hate Muslim girls. I actually find them charming, modest and hard working. A joy to talk to.
I dislike Islam though because it's a religion that is fundamentally out to suppress rationalism. Without rationalism, there is no scientific progress; no scientific progress, no chance for us to escape Earth and enable the continued survival of humanity.
"""Muslim""" girls are extremely slutty. I know by experience
Daily Reminder:
Girls would rather rim chad than kiss you
*then kiss you
>>27065021
5 dollar whore, I can get those too
Small dik or average.
Fuck me. I'm in 2 groupme's. One for a math class and and one for my roommates. I accidentally sent a message to the wrong group. I sent a message asking what was happening in front of a building to my math class instead of my roommates. How fucked am I? I've muted the group and plan on leaving it, but if I leave it I'll look even dumber. Goddammit.
>"Woops, meant to send that to another group haha"
Also it's too late to play it off like "haha wrong group". The only saving grace is my name in the group isn't my real name, it's The Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla
Holy shit you must be a huge faggot if you think this is a crisis
So someone destroyed my car with me still in it. I spent all morning in the ER. My savings aren't enough to buy a new one and I still have bills to pay, except no way to go to work.
Legit, no memes, why shouldn't I kill myself.
What about insurance? At least for your car.
Dude you're still alive, you should be happy! It's a miracle. You could've lost your life.
>>27064691
They outright lied to me by saying I'm uninsured against hit-and-run cases...except every piece of paper I have says I do.
No telling if they'll follow it or lie until the very last minute. Can't afford a lawyer.
Post that one song you're currently hooked on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8rt2vWr29M
>>27064489
NIGGA did you find these guys from my Keep It To Yourself post a few days ago? Tomas Kalnoky is my hero.
>>27064489
>>27064489
If you haven't listened to that whole album, listen to Mrs. Butterworth's Indestructible Bomb Shelter. So good.
>>27064489
Grace Kelly by mika is what is running through my head at the moment
>tfw no husband to plow my vagina when I get horny
>tfw still a virgin
Are you
>white
>not fat
? If so I will marry you and have sex with you.
>>27064466
Still waiting for Chad to commit to you, I assume?
>>27064466
Easy to fix. Just stop being fat.
Can normal fags really be depressed?
>>27064320
If that's true then I dunno m8. If even normies are miserable with their joy filled meaningful existence then I suppose you could wrangle them into your suicide pact
They get sad when one thing in their life goes wrong, but they soon get over it.
>Can normal fags really be depressed?
>have a facebook
>willingly post pictures of yourself on it
>" ;) ", "lmfao" and myspace angles
>posting on said page to get attention for your "depression"
idk anon it's a fucking mystery
>a pierced QT will never give you a loving blowjob just to make you happy
http://www.xvideos.com/video1740652/_www.dearsx.com_-_how_to_give_fellatio_when_you_have_piercings
Kill me now
I don't even care about a blowjob, I need a hug from a female who is not my mother.
>>27064278
>flash player
I only watch porn that respects my freedoms.
>>27064278
>ywn live in the mid-00s again and have a vulnerable petite emo qt g/f with perfectly swoopy hair and tongue piercings.
>ywn get pierced-tongue blowjob followed by sex and cuddle afterwards while watching Invader Zim
only gross tumblrinas and traps now. why continue living?
Anyone else unironically listen to pop punk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg7YBEq4Bok
I unironically enjoy bowling for soup.
>>27064235
Nope, but I do like pizza and hate my town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqv3M5Ds2Mw
>>27064235
I do. I don't grow out of my music even 8 years later :)
>2016
>Still no dedicated, abusive boy/friend
Why is this so hard to find. Why do I never have any luck? I'm begging here.
>>27063876
You're basically asking someone to get arrested for you because you want to play out some weird fantasy for a moment
>>27063925
I'm not asking someone to literally beat me, just tell me to abuse myself and verbally abuse me online.
>>27063947
You're a shit
t. Abusive anon
who /escaped manletdom/ here? Grew 4" in college, wew.
>>27063636
Notice how the short girl is much more attractive while the tall guy is much more better looking than shortiepants.
>>27063657
>while the tall guy is much more better looking than
the short guy looks better to me desu
>>27063787
>short guy looks better
KEK
>tfw get caught smoking weed in free time by school
>tfw inbetween the school expelling me and my parents completely losing all faith in me
just kill me desu
>>27063615
DUDE EXPELLED LMAO
So ie you failed a drug test? Or got caught smoking literally at school?
Better find a heroin dealer.
Heroin always makes me feel better when I get caught doing drugs
