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When do you think western men are going to realize that the dating market is a losing game for them?
do you think the west will ever experience the surge of "herbivore men" like in japan? or do you think that western men are too thirsty and too ingrained with sex to ever realize that womens standards get more unreachable every passing year and would rather compete with hundreds of other men for a woman whos actually less attractive than them?
>even Chad has a 1/4 success rate
Literally no point in even trying
>>27076137
>>27076278
lol if you guys want to give up, go for it, it's not my problem. I've had tinder for 3 weeks and i've slept with 2 girls from it already, so it's clearly not unsuccessful for all men. think what you want and blame who you want, but know that the dating game is not unreachable, you're just not trying hard enough.
>>27076736
>hurr durr do you know these popular commercial taglines
>guh huh, bang ding ow
Game is where the originality and inventiveness of the human spirit goes to die. It's pathetic to witness, it's degrading to participate in, it's imitation and mimicry and it's so utterly fucking banal I want to kill myself thinking about how people find this style of interaction important and appealing. New AIDS, tomorrow, please.
>Sitting in bed.
>You look up at the ceiling.
>Your mind starts to drift.
>You can't sleep.
>You open up 4chan and head to R9K.
>The first thing you see is a handsome man beside a hot woman.
>You realize you can't empathize at all.
>Maybe you had only a few friends. Or none, like me.
>You have no idea what it's like for someone to care about you.
>You think about your parents. You immediately remember how they always tried to guide you away from what you are now.
>You are the outcast.
>The loser.
>You are pathetic and worthless. And it probably isn't your fault.
>You realize that you understand people like mass-murderers.
>You start to envy people who killed themselves.
>You are a mistake. Humanity would rather pretend that you don't exist. You mine as well not.
When did you realize that life is meaningless, and that you weren't meant for this world? That society was built for someone else and that nobody cares about you?
>>27076035
Find the nearest sharp knife and stick it in your neck, pathetic waste of life faggot
Why live? I need a serious answer. We all die. If we aren't specials like all the normie millionaires/billionaires then we won't leave behind a sort of legacy. What is the point?oregano sprocket
>>27076076
Thanks nitori senpai
Good evening, anon.
What's this, you ask? Well it's my perfectly functional time machine.
I'm feeling generous tonight so I'll let you use it. However the only thing you're going to be able to do is talk to your younger self, at the age of your choosing, for 60 seconds.
What are you going to say, anon?
For the love of God don't fucking change your major when you're one semester away from finishing your associates degree, your GPA will take a hit after recalculation and you'll be stuck in this shit hole town for another 2 years. Idiot.
do I have to talk to her or can i just shoot her
Time machine can only go back to the date of invention.
Was at McDonalds just now. Minding my own business, eating a chicken sandwich. A few tables away from me a fat black guy and his scrawny friend start recording me while I eat.
"Damn he a ugly nigga" over and over and over.
Constantly talking and laughing after every sentence.
The whole time I'm just staring at my food, not interested in escalating the situation. Acted like I didn't realize they were recording me. By the time I finish I walk out the door to my car. As I reverse I see them standing outside. One of them flipping me off, the other (fat guy) still holding his phone.
I'm really curious what the thought process is for someone to be such a fucking asshole. The guy was probably one of those wannabe social media celebs.
Anyway, how's your night so far /r9k/?
Some niggers are just like that. Probably insecure, but most likely just uneducated. Don't let it get to you too much.
Feeling fat.
>>27075925
Yeah, that's honestly pretty horrible. Still, you should've done something.
I'm sorry that happened bro
I got a chicken parm sandwich from dominos for dinner because I had one not too long ago and it was very good but this time it was terrible.
I feel as if I'm welcome nowhere. I always seem to mess up everything. How do I cure this autism?
>>27075746
You are welcome here senpai, doesnt that cheer you up?
>>27075877
Not really. Even here I don't always feel welcome. Maybe I never feel welcome anywhere.
>>27075900
Just chill mang, your not missing out on much shit post with me on here all night then let the sandman rape you and zzzzz
How the hell is this art?
I don't know, have you ever heard of pop art or punk? It's probably just intended to provoke the bourgeois in some way or just to be funny. You could just try reading about it.
>>27075707
it shows that no matter how much authority you have, youre still human.
>>27075841
They couldn't think of a better symbol of authority than that?
are they retarded?
*pre-recorded footage of a tacky surf map in CSGO
*voice that sounds like a 14 year old that hasn't brushed his teeth in 3 weeks is about to start crying
So yesterday I was just on the planet Alderaan
*starts stabbing the air and occasionally doing the inspect animation
I was chilling with pewdiepie and my buddy Darth Vader said I just had to see this video
Apparently it's like this nerdy kid that really likes star wars and wants to be like a character from the movie, and the minute I heard about this I knew I just had to watch this
So without further ado: Grab your popcorn, grab your lightsaber, grab your jar jar binks, and let's get right into it
*star wars kid video starts playing
*starts swinging the bar around his head and turning in circles
Now I know I'm going to get some haters in the comments going: "EUGH, LEAFY, Y-Y-YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF HIM, S-STAR WARS IS THE BEST SERIES EVER
But come on... I'm going to be real with you dude
*moves mic claustrophobically close to his mouth*
***YOU AREN'T GOOD AT MELEE COMBAT***
*video continues where the kid spins in a circle and falls over
*video cuts back to CSGO gameplay, you hear a laugh that sounds like he's choking
So let me get this straight, this motherfucker tries to look all cool and pull off this fancy star wars move like fucking darth vader and then he just falls over- *laugh that sounds like he's choking again*
Like, dude... just what is the internet
But yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed this video... and if you're watching this video it's your lucky day: Because for every person that likes this video, we'll be giving out a free- uh.... uh...... Death Star.
Yeah, you'll get a Death Star, it'll be delivered right to your doorstep. Th-this is totally real, this is not a scam at all
On a serious note though guys thank you for all the support, you guys have just been killing it recently. I hope your guys' day has been going fantastic. And uh, yeah. I'll see you guys later
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>>27075641
HISS
Reptilian Brotherhood represent
>comment gets 4000+ likes
at least link to the fucking video
>>27075948
>doesn't know what star wars kid is
Salutations, redditor
Is there anything more degenerate than NEETdom?
>>27075637
in what way is being a NEET degenerate?
>>27075673
zero purpose, zero aspirations, basically a liability to fucking everyone else. NEET should have their voting rights removed
>>27075673
self abuse of the most pathetic form besides being a hard drug junkie
Any robots have experiece with lsd?
I want to try it, but apparently you have to be in a good mood.
And i have anxiety too, so it's a no go for now.
But i'm interested in your trips, post them.
Anyone live in NJ and have drugs pls respond I want to experience
It's ok, it's not life changing or any other hippie bs. The media also lied completely about hallucinations. Everything will look different, and you might get some visual quirks but you're not going to hallucinate for reals.
Anyway I tend to want to draw when i'm on lsd, and I will draw on anything if I don't have any paper. So get some paper.
Erowid.com is the best place for solid drug info and experiences.
>>27075557
Could be a real mind opener. Hallucinatons will be nothing like what you've seen in the movies, far more mild depending on how much you take. I would recommend if you can guarentee it is in fact LSD and not NBOME. Remember if its bitter its a spitter
I'll start.
> Be me, high school
> Grade 9
> Trying to hang out with 'popular' kids but never really fitting in
> Always getting boxed out of the group but always standing behind them awkwardly
> I was that kid who never spoke but just stood behind everyone
> They come up with the word "smeagle"
> It means working your way into a friend circle via physical force
> One day I do this to try and talk to people
> One guy smeagles next to me
> "H-hey man stop smeagling!"
> Turns to me and says "Anon, I've got to let the cat out of the bag. You're the actual smeagler and no one likes you."
> He turns away and starts chatting with Stacy
> Everyone else staring at me and laughing
> Wanted to die
> Continued being left out and excluded
At least university is better, r-right?
>you didn't sock his jaw right then and there
Also, you were the butt of the joke, how you didn't realize that sooner is a mystery.
>>27075629
i always kind of suspected it
How old are you? After you're well into college or graduated no one gives a shit about high school anymore. You shouldn't still feel bad over what happened then.
I never post here but I feel like what just happened to me was right up /r9k/'s ally.
>Walking back from dorm after skateboarding
>Sweaty, dirty, my hand is bleeding a bit
>Probably very red in the face as I am a disgusting ginger
>Its about 12 at night and its just me and this asian qt3.14 on the only path to the dorm
>I know I must look crazy so I try to maintain a safe distance away
>she either fakes a phone call or actually calls her friend seconds before we reach the door
>She gets to the door first but it only opens with a key card and I guess she doesn't have one.
>She is standing so close to the door waiting that when I arrive moving in past her would be difficult with my board being held sideways at my hip.
>The logical thing to do is hold the door open for her and let her go first
>Do just that but she doesn't get the situation
>10 seconds of us both not making eye contact and me sweating even more
>FINALLY she goes in
"please don't turn right please please please"
>she turns right
>I am now following her up another staircase as we are destined to travel the same path
>after a flight of stairs she meekly yells her friends name and that she is here
>there is no response because there is another door to get to the main hallway of the corridors
>I give up and just duck into a different floor as she kept going up the stairs
Should I just kill myself? She was really cute. She looked extremely afraid of me even though I tried to look as uninterested in her as possible.
>>27075426
She sounds like a bitch.
Who the fuck is entitled or arrogant enough to believe someone walking in the same direction as you, towards a dorm where multiple people live, where you have a keycard to enter with, is a stalker?
I've find myself in similar situations, though not quite so uncomfortable, where women feel threatened just because you're following them. I hate when you walk fast to try and get past them and they start speeding up their pace because they're scared and they're going too fast for you to pass them naturally.
>>27075426
Honestly man its midnight and she's a tiny Asian, you should have read that situation better and gone in alone, or just go in after like 3 seconds of holding the door for her and she not responding
Man whatever dude
You don't owe her anything, live your life
What magic the gathering deck should i play ?
>>27075171
Play islands.
Based slithers senpai
>>27075194
mono islands
For those who haven't heard yet: One of our very own, Eggman, committed suicide this morning.
R.I.P sweet prince 3/10/2016
>>27075149
RIP. Also, please show proofs
>>27075149
[CN]
and make it original
SHOW PROOFS
![bigstock-Young-Man-Sleeps-In-Car-21401189[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CcaFLCs.jpg "bigstock-Young-Man-Sleeps-In-Car-21401189[1]")
>tfw 24 years old and can't drive because i have no one to teach me how
>have no friends
>mother is terrified when i get behind the wheel
>father is an asshole and i cant stand being in a car with him
>when i would ask them to go driving with me they would say they were "too busy"
>had gotten my permit back in spring 2014 when i graduated from college and took a few driving lessons but had no one to practice with so it wasted away
I don't know what to do, guys. Every year, every month, every day that passes it's just more and more fucking humiliating.
>>27075147
>no one to teach me how
why haven't you gone to drivers ed?
>>27075253
well legit driver's ed like in school didnt exist for me
i went to a few driving school classes about a year and a half ago. they are 2 hour sessions where they take you out and drive you around and show you how to do various things
the problem is that it's like an instrument. you can go to your lessons once a week with your music teacher, but if you don't practice the rest of the week, you'll get nowhere.
my problem is that i just have no one to practice the driving with and honestly, im really scared behind the wheel
>>27075147
Keep posting on 4chan. Self driving cars get closer every time we solve a captcha
Why is my only friend allowed to send this?
His parents are millionaires and own 3 mansions, 15 classic showroom tier muscle cars, own their own businesses and take their children on vacations regularly.
>>27075028
consider not being friends with a typical spoiled kid who never has to grow up
>being a downer when you have a chance at a rich friend
Wow. You're completely retarded.
>>27075113
>>27075083
I've been good friends with him from middleschool and i never knew how wealthy his family was until much later in life. It never changed how I view him, and I've never considered asking him for any favors/money. Never will either.
