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>he still masturbates
Why the heck would you do that when there are wet dreams?
how do I train myself to do this?
>>25457667
Stop masturbating
Increase testosterone (work out, right food)
they suck, don't even feel anything
>you will never experience this
>>25456629
>"i wish i was at home browsing memes."
>>25456629
>having a gf dressing and acting this slutty in public
haha, guy is going to get cucked
>>25456629
Good. Why would I want to be molested on a bus?
who /ftm/ here?
>got ultra fucked by genetics
>manlet
>no peen
>skinny
>watching your oneitis date chad
is it possible to be cucked by genetics any harder?
>>25456612
you freaks can get trt so you can pretend to be something physiologically impossible meanwhile i have less free testosterone than old men and i cant get prescribed
fuck u
>>25456667
at least you have a functioning dick.
>>25456612
Dude, you were made to be penetrated and impregnated. What makes you think you could ever be a man when you were born a woman? Fulfill your role and let a man make you feel like a true woman.
Who /BRICKSQUAD/??
Post some trap shit for those real nigga hours. Boutta light a fat one for all the dead homies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGrt-wj3_RQ
>>25456606
Have no idea whats Brick Squad but aight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoNQ8oJ9xaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzz4Z-O7710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nznw8ckYakg
>>25456656
This is bricksquad fyi familia
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q0PXKzIiJgY
what is the actual point of life if you can't enjoy anything?
I feel like I'm just biding my time until death. I would kill myself but I couldn't do it to my family. I'm trapped in a hellhole nightmare.
life by itself is fucking terrible OP
the only reason it can be bearable is getting some satisfaction from an outside source, whether its friends, family, or even videos games
if you can enjoy those other things enough to outweigh yourself you can make it
>>25456568
Well, I enjoy certain parts of life, but I agree that I struggle to find reason to continue to live. It just feels like life is a bigger hassle than it's worth. If it wasn't for a single friend of mine that I know couldn't deal with loosing me that way, I doubt I'd be alive right now.
>>25456568
You'll get to die one way or another, no need to rush it
I keep feeling an uncomfortable twitch in my right eye, like my eye lid is closing on it's own.
Am I going to die?
Have you had more caffeine or sugary drinks than usual?
>>25456535
hope to god that you are if youre on /r9k/
>>25456553
I haven't had any caffeine or sugary drinks in days, trying to be healthier with the new year and all.
>tfw new year
>tfw you haven't killed yourself yet
>>25456531
One day at a time, mate.
>>25456531
>tfw new years resolution was to stop doing drugs and drinking and turn my life around
>tfw made it 2 days and tonight I relapsed and did a bunch of coke and now its 2 am and I have to work at 7 and my last line was 10 minutes ago so Im still high and probably wont sleep for another 40 minutes and might just do more coke and stay up all night since my day is gonna be fucked anyways
Oh well, I guess I can just start over tomorrow or something. I tried but if theres drugs around me I cant just not do them.inb4 chad, I get the drugs from family members im still a 24 y/o KV
working on it my friend
bf has a foot fetish and every time we get to fucking he asks for a foot job
how do i make it better for him? i wanna surprise him with some tricks lol
suck on your toes
put his dick between your toes if you can
>>25456405
You seem like gud gf, but R9k is not the board for this. Go to /adv/, /soc/, or /b/.
>>25456405
Just kick him in the balls as hard as you can, the. break up with that loser.
tfw banned for 3 days from pol for cuckposting
>>25456331
White people are like the U.S.A. Everbody talks shit about them, because they are superior.
>>25456528
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_Chilean_coup_d'%C3%A9tat
everybody talks shit about the USA because they do shit like this
My family does most of this shit and i'm black, fuck niggers on instagram who say "dem honkees am i right exdee bix nood"
Who here /toodepressedtoclean/?
Remember that it's NEVER too late to tidy up, anon.
You will feel better about yourself and less burdened in a clean space.
I urge you to take the first step to taking control of your life.
Go to the store and buy yourself a big box of garbage bags, some lysol and snacks to treat yourself.
Throw on some music, see how many bags you can fill up. Post progress photos and general updates in this thread.
Take a break as often as you need, even five minute intervals of cleaning in between hour long vidya breaks is better than nothing.
Tomorrow maybe you can even go out and do some light shopping for posters to make your room a better place to be.
Tonight I'm cleaning up my apartment because my landlord is coming over in the morning to mess around with everybody's radiators.
I'm about three hours in and already have five bags of trash, with more accumulating.
>Pic related, but not my actual apartment.
I picked some of my clothes up and put them on hangers yesterday
floor still covered in clothes
>>25457517
I already did this but I encourage other robots to as well. You'd be surprised how much cleaning things up makes you feel better.
>>25457533
That's still good, anon. Maybe you could do three or four more tonight. Eventually it'll be finished.
I'm fucking proud of you.
>>25457543
It really does. Afterwards you can just lay on your floor and breathe easy.
It's cool finding all of the neat stuff that you forgot you had while it was all buried under trash, too.
is >tfw no gf
getting you down?
Well, come on down to your local Acura dealer, and we'll lease you a brand new TLX. Imagine all the hotties you'll be pulling in that meme-mobile
bump for god-tier mobiles
>>25456290
Gold digging whores want more than to just see a "fancy" car. They want actual betabux, paid out in legal tender. Which you can't supply because you have to pay off your stupid lease for a garbage car you don't want or need.
>>25456290
>Not Ford
kys m9
Anyone else love hot showers? They always make me feel amazing.
>wide awake
>get in a hot shower
>suddenly feel like I could fall asleep standing up
>couldn't be more comfortable
>get out feeling like I could sleep forever I'm so comfy
>tfw no gf to have a hot shower with, blow dry each others hair, and then cuddle in bed during winter
>>25456274
>Anyone else love hot showers?
Yeah, me
I take like hour long showers, it seems like nobody else irl can understand why I want to stay in there! I don't even fap or anything, I just like staying in the shower, it's so relaxing. Honestly, I think showering and sleeping are my favorite parts of the day.
dont worry anon one day we will have qt gfs who bathe with us :3
>>25456274
>>25456303
These are nice feels, I love hot showers
Would love to snuggle a qt on couch and watch a movie while being all clean :>
>>25456274
I like a cool shower. Or a barely warm shower and then slowly turn the temperature down. It jolts me awake nicely. I have a horrible time waking up and that is just a little extra push along with my coffee.
>2011 was half a decade ago!
Not sure how to feel about that, desu.
I chuckled
Then I realized it wasn't a joke
>>25456242
>No more ponies
>2011 was 5 years ago
Why live
I wish we can go back to 2015, it was so much comfier. it is frightening having a whole new year ahead of us. It is a lonely, scary feeling.
>>25456130
I spent all of new years day in the fucking emergency room. I have a swollen testicle and the doctors just can't seem to figure out what the fucking problem is. I've been in bed all day yesterday, and on a bunch of antibiotics and using hot presses, AND ITS NOT GOING AWAY.
I've had to cancel work, which means no money for a while, and I haven't been able to walk for more than a minute so far.
>>25456162
ewee
>>25456162
Maybe you'll think twice before calling nofap a meme next time.
Does R9K ever doodle on MS Paint with their mouse? Sometimes if I want to take a break from working on code, I'll break out the paint and doodle for a minute.
Share your [shitty] Paint doodles!
Yes but I use photoshop, I also never save them
I always feel bad when these sorts of threads get no response.
Not a mouse but I use a tablet for everything. Not into art its just easier for me (limited desk space)
>>25456252
lol might help to remember the file sorry
