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>She makes you buy her expensive icecream
>You are allowed to do her homework
>she makes you
Stopped reading there.
>>28443721
>she begs you to buy her icescream
?
> Rejected a total of 41 times
>No female friends ever in my life
> Never had a worthwhile conversation with a female
> Never met a female with similar interests to mine in my life
> Dozens of females that I vaguely know(around 90% of those in my area and school), or dont know at all have mocked and insulted me behind my back without having done anything bad to them.
> the only sort of positive interaction witha female I've ever had in my life is with my mother and a few old women
Give me reasons why I shouldn't hate women.
Sounds like you ought to hate yourself instead, jesus christ man. You're going 0 & 41. There is clearly something you need to fix about yourself.
>>28443672
No wonder they rejected you, they saw your tripcode and it raised quite a few flags.
>>28443705
>hurr durr if you fail its definitely always your fault.
GTFO fucking normie
i hope youre okay. ive been pretty good lately so dont strain your brain over me. love you always
and daddy loves ya too.
and the see may look warm to ya babe
and the sky may look blue
>tfw no tall, husky, mommy gf
who /fit robot/ here?
When did you realize muscles wouldn't fix your damaged brain?
>haven't gone to the gym in 2-3 weeks
>constantly feel like shit
>realize lifting is the only thing that makes me feel good anymore
>>28443630
Yeah these fucking sluts are gonna love me once I get an awesome body and look like all the chads they ignore me for.
>buys equipment for at home gym
>lifts every single day
>really getting swole, takes pics of progress every day, posts them on fit
>finally have total chad bod, amazing aesthetics
>MFW realize you have to actually leave the house and talk to girls for them to 'mire the bod
>stops lifting, returns to robot life.
>tfw go to gym to become bigger and more fit
>tfw you're still the smallest guy there after a few months
>tfw the female next to you can squat more than you
>tfw can't even bench your own body weight
>mondays
>Wagecucks
>>28443592
Combine those two pictures, neet-kun
I'm a pool guyand you can ask me anything
>>28443624
How does it feel to clean shekelsteins cum out of the pool? Do you slurp it up?
>>28443624
What exactly do you do? Do you only operate on empty pools or do you have to watch the normalfags fagging around?
>tfw I waste my entire weekend playing games instead of doing actual useful things.
How do I quit procrastinating?
>>28443580
Start doing useful things, before 'no shit sherlock' that trully is all there is to it. The secret is start slow and not to many changes at the same time.
Aka either start lifting or playing an instrument this month. Not both, and not much of whatever you chose either.
Don't burn out, just keep doing it until it becomes a habit, once that happens add something else.
>>28444259
I'm planning on it, but I always end up playing addicting games
>Spent the last 3 weeks doing all my assessments that are due at the end of the month and have already handed them all in.
Feels good being ahead, now I can shitpost without feeling guilty.
Do muslims use toilet paper?
They wear it on their heads
Muslims use water to clean their ass, unlike nasty Americans.
Any eurofag or cultured person knows only people in the Americas exclusively wipe their ass with paper
>>28443644
euro here, this is wrong
would you date a pure pussyless, assholeless half woman?
>>28443349
There's gotta be a hole somewhere for her to shit. Fuck her there.
>>28443349
How does she even live.
>>28443377
I'm guessing that super gay son hers is pretty supportive.
>my literal face when my mother is currently walking around the house with her 50 year old bush in full display
fuckkk it's so disgusting how do I tell her to cover up and never do this again
wtf why would she suddenly decide this is ok to do after we've lived together for so many years
she wants it man
it's the 50 yo crisis.
She wants to feel desirable.
she wants you to lust after her.
It was mom's day, she wants a present, your dick
>>28443308
this isn't meme country it's reality anon
Is it gay to dildo your ass when fapping alone?
>>28443283
Is it gay to get a semi when pooping?
Nothing is gay.
Your sexual inclinations aren't important enough to build your entire identity around it.
>>28443283
Depends on how and why you use it
What do women do all day?
Most shit online and in real life seems to be done exclusively by men or has the participation of men, for the most part.
watch movies, have sex with chad, play with their pets, etc
pretty dull life to me
They use social networks and apps like Tinder.
>>28443275
They just stand around and filter-feed
Would you date a single mom, robots?
Would I eat chads breadcrumbs?
no
From what I've heard, paralyzed chicks have all their muscles below their waste atrophy, even their vag muscles. So even if she was a virgin, it would still feel like tossing a sausage in a hallway.
>>28443235
If she was meek and timid, then sure.
I'd have no problems taking care of someone elses kid, if it meant I'd have someone cooking & cleaning for me while also being my personal fuck puppet.
Hey, why does no one understand my taste in music?
>>28443208
Because niggers are the meme race
>>28443230
>>28443208
Not only that but 99% of rap is "fuck hoes get money lol lol lol nigga nigga nigga punk ass bitch". Which is a step below "I'm never ever ever ever gonna text you ever" or whateverthe fuck it was.
Before you go on about how lyrics aren't important most people they are. Metalfag here, know that feel.
>>28443208
Aesop Rock's new album is great
Any of you have any advice on how to stop porn addiction? Ive read a few old virgins that they felt better finally once they let go of sex, im really bad like ive cumsharked before and i need to stop. Ive deleted porn multiple times but i always go back, and when i dont i get fucking aggressive with girls, which doesnt work cuz im not chad. How can i fucking stop?!
Its the only thing that keeos me from thinking about girls too and being sad about that but id be better off transcending that
Help from someone else maybe?
I've got a raging porn addiction and am too proud to try my own advice though.
>>28443206
you want to get rid of the porn or porn and masturbation?
I was banned from /tv/, so can you robots discuss this pic with me?
>>28443141
>I was banned from /tv/
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>28443191
Because now...
>>28443218
I WILL SNATCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI
