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it is not beta to eat pussy, right???
Not if you stick it in afterwards.
It is if you sticked it in before and then have to lick.
>>28443138
it's "dinner" you fucking retard
a diner is a fucking restaurant (and that's being polite)
>>28443138
Gonna need some Arby's sauce with that
>tfw linear algebra
How the FUCK do I learn that? Shit's so difficult and I've already failed once.
Eeeee, I've got news for you. LinAlg is low tier math, it only gets harder from here.
>>28443113
i wish i could help but i cant math for the life of me, i rely on google
>>28443113
Only hard part was multiplying matrices, and that gets easy after a day of practice
What in gawds name was his problem?
he had no ears.
I forget. Was this one Burger or Fry?
>>28443103
Her pussy was set on fire mate
Goddamnit, Sarah. Just come back to me. I can't take this ANYMORE.
PLEASE.
Sarah doesn't care about you. Get over it, pal.
>>28443065
Goddamnit, Chad. Just come back to me. I can't take this ANYMORE.
PLEASE.
So is the joke that his name is literally Chad?
why do women get to be so pretty?
sometimes i look at women and feel we men have gotten the short end of the stick. To look even half way decent we have to lift weights for months, strict diet, cardio, watch your macros. Stacy puts on a costume and looks like this.
To get laid you have to talk to dozens of women, know exactly what to say and how to say it. Stacy just bats her eyelashes.
employers and colleges give you special treatment. There are women only career events in high paying careers. The world in general treats you better. Women have active social lives, a support system, friends, and Chad and betas to help
>tfw not born Stacy
>>28442977
yeah but playing on easy mode is boring
There are plenty of ugly to average women. They just get to hide it with make up
>>28442977
boys can be pretty too :3
Who /nopee/ here.
>Stanina Increased
>Alertness Increased
>Feel more confident, can talk to girls.
You get life changing results, but only after day 2 or 3.
>>28442970
>not going on nopoo
Enjoy being a Pajeet.
I'm almost %100 sure this is how you kill yourself by toxicity. And if I remember correctly it's super painful.
>learn about nopee
>think it's a load of shit but curiosity got the better of me
>stop peeing
>supposedly that full bladder feeling is meant to stop after three days and the body starts properly treating the pee inside your body
>4 days pass and this doesn't happen
>was about to cave but thought I'd wait it out one more day
>have some trouble sleeping but eventually pass out, only had 3 hours sleep but wake up feeling amazing
>honestly feels like I slept for a full 8 hours
>feels like I'm on a low dose of adderall
I'm on day 7 now and it feels like I'm only getting better.
My energy levels are through the roof, anxiety is almost entirely gone, all the hormones normally expelled during urination have actually made my dick grow almost a full inch, and I think I might be getting taller too, but it's too early to tell right now.
>mfw i fell for the poop in the sink meme
THE ENTIRE BATHROOM AND KITCHEN HAVE BEEN SMELLING LIKE SHIT FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS.
I didn't fucking realize that the sink is designed to only drain liquids.
Now my shit has dried in there and due to some weird ass pipe system, not only can they not be washed out but the stench has infected the entire house.
SISTER IS YELLING AT ME AND KNOCKING ON MY DOOR RIGHT NOW.
MOTHER IS CRYING. APPARENTLY IT'S GONNA COST 3,000$ AND TAKE 4 DAYS TO FIX THIS.
DAD LEARNED ABOUT THIS. HE TOLD ME THAT I AM GONNA SPIT BLOOD WHEN HE ARRIVES.RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO HELP ME GUYS
>>28442944
Pour bleach down drain, dissolve the shit and flush it away.
>>28442944
whyd u poop in the sink nigga
kek, good story.
It doesnt cost $3000 to fix unless the U pipe is under the house which is pretty stupid if thats the case.
If you died tomorrow, how many people would realistically go to your funeral? Who would they be?
My family, and maybe a few old friends if they found out.
Probably all my coworkers just to get out of work and take the next few days off even though I wouldn't consider them friends
Probably just my immediate family purely out of obligation
I don't want a job
I don't want to study
I don't want a car
I don't want to travel
I don't want to leave my house
I don't want to live
I just want a close relationship with another human being for once in my life. I want to love and be loved for once in my life.
But that's NEVER going to happen and it fucking kills me.
>>28442853
I don't even want a relationship.
I just want to not exist. That is all.
Another night crying myself to sleep to my waifu, just pretending that someone loves me
God, I'm so miserable
>>28442853
this has to be b8. nice paradox though
>tfw chad housemate tells you he suffers 'clinical depression'
>lives with his girlfriend
>finanially secure
>has both parents around
Will these normies ever learn...
>>28442841
Depression isn't depend on your situation. Its a lack of dopamine.
>>28442862
What that guy said.
OP stop being a dumb
>>28442862
>>28442936
I barely know the guy. If you geniunely had a mental condition why the fuck would you tell a random stranger that if you weren't just begging for attention?
>how about you stop staring at me creep?
>>28442802
>I can't because your fat ass is EVERYWHERE.
>>28442802
how about you put some clothes on then cunt
Dat ass though
I don't think this website is healthy for me, but I also have nowhere else to go
what do
You're stuck here now
>>28442772
At least don't browse /r9k/. Any other board is better than here. It's better to be a /b/tard than a robot, because at least then you're not surrounded by pessimistic toxicity that'll only bring you down.
You're probably new here, so just go somewhere that's appealing, I recommend /tg/. It's comfy and you might get into traditional gaming
>>28442864
been here since 2010 (I know that's still newfag)
Have you ever thought of castrating yoursel physically or chemically
>can't be on the hook for child support
>less desire for vagina gives you more clarity
>gain greater sense of purpose and enlightenment instead
>>28442741
Are you castrated, OP?
>>28442741
I really really really want to be castrated.
But It seems like a lot of effort and money for something that'll only fuck up my bones and I'm already put down as a wannabe tranny on my medical records so I'll probably stopped on mental health grounds.
But no seriously, I hate being a slave to my physical desires.
Yeah I used to think about it when I was younger. Now I just think about rape. Maybe I should've done it.
If we lived in a chinese cartoon, would we be the antagonists?
>>28442730
we'd be the extra character in the background nobody gives a shit about
Speak for yourself.
I'd be that apathetic pillar of the community that does a lot of stuff that makes people around him happy, but in reality only do the things for himself.
background characters the animators don't even bother to draw a face for, actually.
Is your question even serious? You know you're not important or cool enough to be an antagonist. Your existence doesn't meaningfully affect anything.
Why hasn't she responded yet? I wrote this nice thoughtful message and yet no answer..I care about this girl so much, I would die for her but she barely acknowledges me.. why? What should I do?
This is bait right? Thats some cringy ass shit.
>>28442667
Because you talk like a retarded autist anon. Don't worry I've done the exact same. Worst case scenario is that she'll string you along and ask you to buy her stuff. Just fucking shoot her in the face if that happens.
>>28442667
They literally respond better to 'ey gurl, you want some fug?'
I gave up thoughtful conversations years ago.
