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Think about it. If love potions were real, what would be the downside of slipping them into someones drink? Its not like they would be mad at you, they're in love with you now!
Give me that sauce F A M
I just wanna know A
What that sauce is M
When their family of friends find out and kill you for raping their loved one's mind and body?
I'd sure set fire to your home with you and your family and pets in it if you perma-date-raped someone I was remotely fond of.
It would be a pretty satisfying kill too.
>>27490477
Why would they do that? Their loved one would be happy
Had my 18th birthday, no one cared, no gf, no life, make me laugh
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>>27490389
wtt
>>27490336
Stop caring. Go do something. How hard is it for you reeeees to understand this?
What is it like for robots to watch a anime with the MC finding love and acceptance while being himself, and none of you will ever find that
>>27490330
Great because I self-insert a lot.
>>27490330
The last episode of Eva makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, but then it dies out, and I feel the need to watch the whole show again (which I usually do).
>>27490378
Watch EoE, its a really good way to end the series.
Is anyone concerned about this (not the tornado in the pic, it's just so I can post)? It's been extremely windy here in Las Vegas and I've been seeing lots of people posting around different parts of the world on different sites lately about how windy it is where they are. The hell's going on?
>>27490242
Britbong here, it's been very windy here
They said temperatures were meant to be 14c/57f so warm enough for a stroll, but it was so windy that it felt far too cold.
It's been nice and sunny at least, but the winds have been terrible for the past 4-5 days
>>27490242
Hungary here, decently windy. I'm actually surprised that it's windy everywhere else right now.
what could you possibly find sinister or foreboding about the breeze?
who here
>stops microwave before it hits 0
>>27490054
i do this when i'm microwaving hot pockets in the middle of the night so i don't wake anyone up
god im fucking pathetic
My microwave beeps 3 times after it's done. I always stop it at the second beep like I'm defusing a bomb at the last second.
>>27490095
I do it during the day because the sound of the microwave beeping pisses me off so much.
So, why haven't you made a tulpa gf yet?
because I'm not prepared to go insane
>>27489975
I'm not austistic enough.
Because I've had a tulpa since childhood. I didn't know what it was until it became a big thing on the internet. I just realized now that I'm an insane adult with imaginary friends.
It doesn't bother me.
>tfw no mommy gf thread
Tbqh iktfb familiar
Every time I see one of these threads I wonder what criteria people are using to define a 'mommy gf'.
>>27490136
everyone knows what a mommy gf is
How should I cut my hair robots? What's the true robot cut?
Long hair or buzzcut, because of laziness.
>>27489725
Set razor to 4
The true robot haircut is the bowl cut, although I wouldn't recommend it if you don't want to be the social reject of your town.
How do I learn to play the piano and what is a cheap keyboard to buy? I know nothing about this but would like to learn.
>>27489650
Get one with 88 weighted keys if you can
Learn basic theory and how to read sheet music then buy a piano course book in a store and follow it using a metronome, also get exercises like hanon's
>>27489650
>>27489719
well the thread is pretty much over then. That's all there is to it.
May as well post some videos that helped me out to learn all that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZr5k1_9Dds
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbg71h_P2VCU8D_aDM45yuzFkV6hq4b6O
You can also download a bunch of apps for your smartphone or tablet.
I use Piano Companion, Perfect Ear 2, Music Sight Reading, Music Theory Helper, Real Piano and Yousician, all free.
Except for yousician, it's freemium.
Try this first
http://freepiano.tiwb.com/en/
If you can't learn a simple tune on that, buying a real keyboard is a waste of money
These are cash yo.
>>27489621
New Balance 4 lyfe homie
>>27489621
Nice bro, gonna wear some too-baggy cargo pants and a cheap walmart windbreaker with those?
>>27489621
Kill yourself autism lord
so what am i suposed to do after school? study and waste my time to avoid the inevitable, being unemployed?
or get a shit mediocre job below standarts to have a mediocre life
I'm planning on dying before I get that far, maybe your bar is just a bit too high
Cyborg here. Yup, being an ignorant normie worked minimizing my crippling depression.
>>27489617
Whatever you do, just stay out of debt.
Where did those two billion Asian people come from if their men are so inadequate?
If you look at this ecologically, then, East Asian men, but not their women, are the most reproductively successful
thats alot of bareback vaginal creampies...
*tips Asian dick*
Globalisation, when you have societal traditions gradually eroded by other cultures it's perceived as being fine to discriminate against your race. Why have a smaller dick (not even le white cock faec, it's statistics) when you can now freely get more dick from the east and west, it's a free market for women as men will take any pussy they can get
>>27489593
India counts in the numbers for Asia as well, plus all that you need is 3 inches to cum in a pussy so a girl gets pregnant
>tfw someone said that I walk like a virgin
How do I stop it bros?
>>27489585
There is no stop
stop trying to push this meme it was dead on arrival
>>27489585
Try walking like an Egyptian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk
I just had literally the first rage outburst in my entire life
I felt like crying because of so much anger and frustration, punching shit in the house
Now I'm more calmed, it's a surprise because I''ve never felt like this ever
Have you ever had a rage outburst that you just couldn't contain yourself
I rarely get seriously angry and this time I went all the way
What happened robro? Greentext time?
Also, I'll go ahead and share my story of a time I had an autistic spaghetti meltdown of pure unbridled rage.
>having dinner with family
>uncle mentioned he made a headstone for the grave of a 17yo girl who commited suicide
>said her family mentioned she was suffering with depression
>lose my shit and start flipping out in front of whole family about how a 17 yo girl literally can not be depressed
>I actually say "just because chad wouldn't give her cummies isn't reason enough to be depressed, i'm glad that vapid whore is dead"
>family goes completely silent
>complete shock on their faces
>I bring the plate of tendies up to my bedroom to eat alone
>>27489298
I just had basically all my frustrations, anger with myself come out, after a shitty day of people basically reminding me how useless I am, and me being useless
what set me off was this
>grandfather asks me to drive from work to home
>I say no because I didn't wanted to (I wasn't in a good mental state to drive)
>he insists in me driving, in a very asshole way
>drive ok
>park the car in the way he wanted me to park it
>couldn't take the key out of the car
>he curses at me in silence
>that made me basically loose it
The rest is just me pounding the fridge door and kicking a door, all this while trembling and almost crying
I know it sounds like a stupid reason to get mad but you have to understand that I've been holding all this anger for quite sometime and I just couldn't hold it in anymore
I wasn't really that much angry at my family but more at myself, but still I was a little bit angry at my family for being such cunts
>>27489298
You're a retard. ANYONE can be depressed, regardless of social situation, class, or appearance. Just because you're "depressed" over no gf doesn't mean that's why others are. It's a chemical imbalance; even if one had anything they could have possibly wanted, if one is depressed they'd still feel like shit for no reason at all.
i messaged a girl i like over 1.5 days ago. didn't get a response until now..she asked me how i was doing and didn't say anything bout how she ignored my message. what should say?
>>27489132
what did you message her
>>27489143
i said happy easter
bumperoo. i still need help
