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Go ahead and post applications, or reply to me or whatever. Here are my qualifications. I'm looking for a trap gf, thanks in advance.
-tall
-look pretty decent
-patient
-dont care how crazy you are
-nice
>>28770497
bumping, in the name of krsna.
*Insert trite poetry about wandering through life in all it's absurdity alone*
>>28770497
>-tall
I-Im 5ft3, s-sorry
>-look pretty decent
I've been told I pass, but I think I just look like a sort of fem guy.
>-patient
Yes
>-dont care how crazy you are
I get moody and sad occasionally, but thats about it. I wouldn't get angry or anything.
>-nice
I've been told I'm sweet.
I can cook and clean too, and I like video games and anime.
Is there a way to make myself gay?
I'm already very, very attracted to men in terms of personality, whereas women disgust me when it comes to personality.
But I don't like the male form. I like dicks but beyond that I can't seem to get attracted to male forms.
I'm tired of women. Help me be a raging homo.
Fap to it until you get used to it, you can also just cuck your bf obviously
Become a furry, that's how I did it
>>28770448
I can't, gay porn is too silly.
>>28770457
How do I do it? I have two friends who are furries and they are both intelligent homosexuals who I respect very much.
>be black girl in Japan
>had a break down crying because of culture shock
>surprisingly my culture shock had nothing to do with being black
It is because Japanese people are too nice/submissive and they never show emotions. I feel like I'm in some weird alternate universe.
>I grabbed a man accidently because I thought he was my friend and he showed no emotion towards it...didn't even flinch. Like a robot.
>women act like anime characters. I didn't think they really acted like this irl.
>everything is so big and colorful that it becomes overwhelming to someone who has never been In a city before. Just looking at it makes me want to hide under my bed.
>a friend of mine paid for my food and he was trying to pay for clothes and I felt so terrible. japanese people take their kindness too far.
>the language barrier. I feel rude trying to speak to people in English.
Tldr: I'm use to extroverted asshole Americans and I'm having a hard to adjusting to the opposite. I needed some where to rant.
>>28770399
>women act like anime characters
this gives me hope
>>28770399
>be black male and an aspie
>i'm way too nice and submissive to everyone and never show emotions
are you saying I'd be a good fit for Japanese society? Because I still don't wanna go if that's what you're advertising lel
>>28770441
If you think you're submissive and shy you will still be 10x more extroverted than the average Japanese person
>>28770428
I saw a girl running and prancing like an anime girl. I was in disbelief.
After becoming a killer, would girls be pining over him if he were still alive?
>>28770390
Breivik got tons of female contact messages
He also has a hot gf according to prison workers
It's called "Bonny-and-Clyde-Syndrom"
>>28770390
Absolutely, I remember my facebook when he died, dozens of girls were saying he was actually good looking.
Definitely. Look at all the tumblr blogs dedicated to the columbine killers, Dylann roof, and others.
Just went to H Mart, an Asian grocery store
I was the only white person that wasn't an obese weaboo
I was the tallest by like 4 or 5 inches
There was an entire aisle for soy sauce
10/10 would Asian grocery store again
Did you see any Korean QTs?
>>28770352
Is obesity looked down on in Asia? I thought my ability to sumo would impress qts.
HMart a best for cheap bowls and plates
St. Elliot Rodger's Day edition.
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
>>28770342
First for Special Snowflakes!
>>28770342
can't wait for some stacies to get absolutely destroyed desu
So, we'll wait for more people to show up, and then we'll vote.
How does one cope with crippling depression and loneliness?
>>28770317
Wait 10 years, your emotions and sex drive will go away.
I wish I was lonely desu so no one would care or try to stop me killing myself (my annoying family)
>>28770353
Not OP but it has already gone away.
I'm living in a constant state of apathy, paranoia and confusion.
I wish I could get off this ride.
![medieval_saint_pepe_by_14duckmin88-d99oo8o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/niBlJDJ.jpg "medieval saint pepe by 14duckmin88-d99oo8o[1]")
Christianity saved me, and it can save you too. Will you convert?
>>28770305
>Will you convert?
ls it true?
>>28770305
I want to believe in God, I really do. But it all seems too unlikely. Too much like a fairy story invented by men who can't face the fact that there's nothing after death.
I already deconverted. I'm not willing to reconvert. I don't find it worth believing in.
The vast Land'o'Feels (Fela'Nent in the native language) is marked by two massive plateaus of ice. In the north frozen forests dominate the landscape. In the south the plains turn to savannah, then to desert. Legend claims that even further south lies a jungle island with an active volcano.
IP: http://192.169.44.9:26094
Map: http://192.169.44.9:8123
Weekend Update:
Scotland and Tribals successfully smashed Mafia out of existence. They have reformed under the name "Shinobi" and have retreated to the southwestern island.
Spiceware has moved on to the larger of the island archipelago to the south of Port au Pepe. Southeast of the port Nazi Territory continues to grow. StoneWeavers is a newly formed faction in the forested hills of the East.
We had a great weekend and saw a lot of new players. We're always looking for more redditors. :)
Screenshot of Tribals.
The server is not pirate friendly unfortunately.
the comfy snowy mountains
we're a top rated server
I swore an oath to a special lady. Lady Liberty. She taught me that winners... don't use drugs.
amen brother
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muh nigga
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Blood Dragon was better than Far Cry 3.
Prove me wrong.
sup guys I had a brain tumor and im completely fucked up and take pills every day and try to maintain a normal social life but fuck it up all the time.
>>28770207
Sorry to hear OP.
It's especially unfortunate for you, because there was nothing you could've done to prevent such misfortune. I actually had to take heroic amounts of RC-drugs to inflict the same sort of damage. I also had a concussion that single handedly gave me anhedonia (sexual too). It's been about 8 months of wanting to kill myself now, day-in, day-out, practically. I've never felt so detached, so displaced, so miserable.
>>28770207
Do you at least get pain pills so you can od on them?
>>28771125
Did you got hit to any specific part of the skull or how did the concussion happen?
>Be 14
>On the roof trying to kill myself
>Mom (drunk as always) screams "jump already you fucking pussy"
>Pussy out
Share your stories robots, I'm also gonna post some more
god you are such a faggot
just jump
>>28770199
Your mom did the right thing.
You fags who use suicide for attention all need to be culled. You're just upset she saw through your ruse.
>>28770199
Depends on what you mean by shitty.
Helicopter parents are some of the reason why I'm a shut-in, they want to know everything, where I'm at and when I'll get back. And when I get close to a girl they'll start prepping for a future daughter-in-law.
It's like I'm a reverse-robot where I'd be a normie or even a Chad but my parents are the ones fucking it all up. So I just stay in my room all day, play vidya and browse 4chan. At least they can't take that from me.
Who /loves their mommy/
>>28770185
I love your mommy
Me. My mother did a great job raising my two brothers and I and instilling us with good moral values
I love her so much that she doesn't need to support me anymore. Moved out, got a car, got a job, got my shit togetherStill virgin though, it'd be nice to see her be a grandmother but honestly at this point I don't care about casual sex, I'm just interested in finding someone I can spend the rest of my life with
>>28770185
Me. I'm sorry I can't say it to her often enough.
Why do I like Hispanic and Asian women so much more than white women?
because you can't get white women
>>28770176
White women are easier to get, though.
>>28770194
Then why don't you have one if they're so easy to get?
How is everyone's monday going? Post your most patrician continent feels, americunts BTFO. Britbongs welcome but only if they promise not to leave.
>wanted to go to museum today
>fat american tourists already flood the streets
At least they leave decent tips.
>tfw you can't buy an assault rifle to kill yourself
>>28770083
>based hofer lost to a commie
EU is falling apart and it looks like sooner than later.
You can once again thank the Germans and Merkel for this achievement.
