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Who /can't play an instrument/ here?
My third and final attempt at guitar after trying for months on end off and on for 3 years and I've finally concluded that I fucking suck at music and will never get any better.
Took the piece of shit guitar outside and smashed it to pieces before throwing it away. DESU it honestly felt amazing. Like finally getting rid of burden on my back
Any other stories like this 1?
>>28772285
Sum people just do different stuff :)
Get Rocksmith 2014
Half an hour a day and you learn it
>>28772285
I had piano lessons, but I didn't stick with 'em. Waste of hundreds of dollars on that and a Yamaha keyboard. I don't think I'm musically inclined. I do wish I could beatbox though.
>got job the other week
>inna warehouse
>I suck at warehouse jobs, but it's my main experience, and pretty much the only field of work I can get in
>usually only work 1-4 months before being fired due to incompetence
>realize today I suck ass at this job too
I'm thinking about giving up and just working at Quick Trip, but I need the money. Fuck me for not going to college right out of highschool like all the normies did.
>>28772257
What do you guys think?
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>>28772351
Nah? Nobody /crappy job/ here?
>>28772257
What do you do at a warehouse-job? Im 18 and I've been thinking of getting a job where I don't have to be social and working in a warehouse seems pretty nice.
>Wake up
>Your older sister put you into chastity
Wat do?
>>28772240
Masturbate furiously.
Origigannu
>>28772240
I don't have a sister tho. Would probably take the key back by force from the random whore and then throw her out of the house.
>>28772240
I'd overpower her then take the key back and rape her
>tfw the kali yuga cycle will last another 432,000 YEARS
Who riding the back of the feline predator here?
>>28772235
Who #untouchable here?
Kali yuga sounds like something somebody who is not using toilet paper would make up.
I'm a recent high school graduate and I don't have any motivation in life or want anything.
I don't want a job, a car, a driver's license, i don't want to go to college, i don't want a girlfriend, i don't even really want sex. I've never been to a cool high school party, i've never smoked any drugs or drunken anything illegal, i've never had sex. I've never felt any motivation to do those things. I don't have many friends, I don't feel the desire to go out and meet people or do things outside. I need to go to college and get a job, but i don't want to move out of my parent's house and live by myself. I don't want to the stress of school or the time devoted to a job that pays nothing. I don't care about driving, it just scares me.
This even applies to small things, sometimes I think about starting a new tv show or finding a new video game to play but even that seems like too much work.
I have no desires in life, no goals or anything, the only thing i really want is to just sit in my room until I die. What's wrong with me?
TLDR: I'm a jaded young adult and i want to die
>no replies
I knew i should have just made a cuck or femanon thread
>>28772195
>What's wrong with me?
probably nothing serious, you're just a cynical millennial, disenchanted and twisted by the internet
>>28772570
This, you lack motivation because of internet addiction (probably porn is the main cause)
you need to find a manual labor job that involves no internet
NEETs are superior to wagecucks in every conceivable way. A town whose population is comprised solely of wagecucks would be so shaken by the arrival of even a single NEET overlord it's nothing short of astonishing.
Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon; imagine the bustle of this 100% wagecuck town till suddenly NEET bulls triumphantly march in. Women would feel infinitely more attraction to these superior, unenslaved NEETs than their pathetic wageslave hubbies. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town, who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the wagies' women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to rear these inferior children with their wageslave genes? They're only going to turn out like their fathers, mindless cogs in a machine whose sole purpose is to chew wagecucks up till no juice is left, then spit them out, all for the benefit of the clearly superior NEETs.
And the wagecucks? They'd flee, realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives' attraction would be, to Japan where they'd try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls, the only things disgusting, lonely, and brainwashed by the ubiquitous glorification of wagecuckoldry enough to accept them. Many would be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful display; Japs probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.
Back home in the once wagecuck town, every woman would be raising her superior NEET-blooded children and queuing up for a second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wouldn't stop until they hit menopause as they'd know deep down their purpose is to populate the world with superior NEET bulls who'd then move on to proselytize the superiority of the unenslaved to the enslaved in other wagecuck towns.
Face it, wagies. You're but servants to your NEET masters.
>>28772139
Being a NEET makes you the lowest of the low.
You're going to die alone with nobody to care about you or any achievements in your life.
>>28772776
Unless you're a woman, like me :^). I get to have my cake and eat it too.
Stay mad.
>>28772776
>achievements
Hahaha, and what "achievements" have you unlocked, wagecuck? The "Slave Away the Best Years of Your Life" one? Great job, I'm sure "your" kids are very proud of their "father," and care a lot!
Delusional wagecuck is delusional.
Im reading Elliot Rodgers' manifesto for the first time, being a fairly new poster and wanting to be in the know.
All the feels.
>tfw I wish I couldve flown kites more with my dad
>feeling the same feels about Land before Time
>Treated the same by women
Building to be a tear jerker.
How does he feel about The Land Before Time? If any song can make me cry, it's "If We Hold On Together."
He cried when Littlefoots mother died ofcourse. It seems like it caused him a lot of trepidation. I remember it making me very sad. The whole atmosphere of the movie and setup of the plot caused me a lot of anxiety and fear until the end. Emotional fucking rollercoaster as a kid but very endearing.
The Valley represented something peaceful and serene for him.
>>28772051
Literally poe's law in action, today.
you should realize that most of them are just normies who are shitposting.
Happens everytime a shooting goes down. We get flooded with everyone from different boards. In fact, nobody feels real sympathy for elliot, just a sickly sense of glee and schauenfraude.
>tfw have a history exam tomorrow
>haven't studied for shit
>my only knowledge is about WW2 and Cold War
>too unmotivated to study anyway
I'm pretty much fucked. Anyone else having exams right now?
>my only knowledge is about WW2 and Cold War
You're probably over estimating yourself.
>>28772019
>piss easy courses
>unmotivated to study
Wow.
a-level bro?
making sure it's oregano
>Go to the local park to do some calisthenics.
>Spot a bunch of little kids running around with their parents sitting on benches, etc.
>Do my thing with no issues.
>I start feeling hot af due to the summer heat. Sweating dripping down forehead, etc.
>Decide to take my shirt off.
>Tfw notice parents taking their kids away but pay little mind.
>Mfw a police officer approaches me out of no where and tells me to put my shirt back on.
>Mfw he begins to question me and tells me to never come back to said park again.
>Mfw realize not too long ago that my name is now on a registry.
>>28772005
>Mfw a police officer approaches me out of no where and tells me to put my shirt back on.
so tell him no. It's a public park, you can do what the fuck you want. In fact pull out your phone and start filming everyone just to be obnoxious
Wrong answer. You tell the faggot to get fucked. He can't do anything to you if you aren't commiting a crime or suspicion. You don't even have to identify yourself or tell him why your shirt is off.
You need to be convicted of a crime to have your name on a registry
OP is a lying faggot
Y'know how normally after you fap all of your fetishes suddenly look disgusting and you feel ashamed for having done so? Well that's stopped happening. It's gotten to the point where I'm still horny immediately after fapping, and I'll stay and fap two or three times in a row.
Lemme tell you something. My cock fucking hurts. I'm raw and chaffing and I can feel my prostate about ready to call it quits. How do I make it stop? How do I force myself to stop being so horny all the time?
Get depression.
You won't care about fapping anymore. I recommend it desu.
>>28771992
I recognise that trap senpai. You have good taste.
>>28772207
I tried Google and Tineye. Can you help with sauce?
ITT: Never before seen info/leaks
Post anything you've got, never before seen photos, trivial bits of info, anything related to the supreme gentleman
I'll start, Elliot's paternal great-grandmother was a woman Named Hilda Rodger (nee Seebohm), who was born in Liverpool, England in 1874
>>28771974
>Elliot's paternal great-grandmother was a woman Named Hilda Rodger (nee Seebohm), who was born in Liverpool, England in 1874
How do you know?
>>28772388
>How do you know?
>>28772339
Check that out too, I have his family tree
>>28772474
>I have his family tree
Where did you get that?
Why dont you quit soda anon?
>quit soda
>lose 22 lbs in 4 months
>don't even exercise
I quit about 2 weeks ago. Not as hard to do as you'd think, just drink water instead.
>>28772058
I used to drink shit loads of soda man. 1-2 energy drinks a day and some coke.
Decide to stop. You lose weight pretty fast. Not even hard lol.
>>28771967
i switched to water two years ago.
it does nothing with your weight, its just cheaper.
NO IT DOES FUCKING NOTHING WITH YOUR WEIGHT YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
im not obese or anything and i dont eat too much, but the change to water brings really nothing, it just tastes shit.
if you are no longer used to cola and stuff it tastes horrible sweet and it cannot end your thirst, its like drinking sweet saltwater.
Anyone ever try caffeine pills? Just took one, the back says 200mg and I can definitely feel a little buzz.
>>28771961
I snorted one not too long ago, the come-up was actually quite euphoric, believe it or not.
why don't you just drink some coffee. or better yet do a bumpski.
I have an absurd caffeine tolerance so I have to take a few to feel it
try Bronkaid OP, it's got ephedrine in it so it's even better than caffeine
Anybody here wanna move and get a new identity.
I think about jumping in my non-existent car and driving to a new city to start over but I am broke and have no decent qualifications so I would be a min wagecuck.
I've been thinking about moving to California. Buy up some of that cheap, harsh land in the Central Valley and live like a real recluse.
>>28771945
Do you want to swamp or what?
Everyone, please contribute in celebrating Elliot Rodger day.
You don't have to spill coffees on anyone, super-soak normies -- let's just simply avenge Elliot and flood all of Monette Moio's social media with dislikes or a reminder of what she did to Elliot.
Her IG: https://www.instagram.com/monettemoio/
Her YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z8laiAH14w
Her other YT: https://www.youtube.com/user/happyfaceification
Her Twitter: https://twitter.com/monettemoio1
>>28771909
Bumping for the supreme gentleman
Shes on public, can we get some niggas on this
>>28771909
supreme plan
