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I have a job just because I wanted to have somewhere to go, something to do. But I still like shit.
Having a job makes me feel like I'm wasting my life for a corporation and tired. I have some friends, but not really. Not having a job makes me want to stay in bed all day feeling depressed because there's nothing to do. How do I choose?
take some drugs at work
>>28777254
Be more precise. I was taking psychedelics at work multiple times and it was interesting but really risky.
quit ur job and reach your full potential
>mom started dating a nigger
>he's moving in next month
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
>>28777119
You have to kill him
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>>28777119
I'm sure you'll make the right choice Boone.
>>28777119
Disown your mom, cut all contact and move out, but that's just me
who else /THICC/ here? post thick girls
Is she going to eat me?
>>28777132
Are you a potato?
>>28777111
This is /POTATO/
nice trips tho
Danish chads are already impregnating women all around the world through semen banks, most of them will father more than 10 kids with no need to financially support them
Just a little bit of their godly seed is worth more than 400 euros
Also, genetics thread I guess, describe your genetics and say if you think they are worth passing them on.
>>28777069
I already have 11 children through sperm donation. my stats
>6 foot
>white
>no major health problems
>3 living grandparents, 1 great grandparent
>postgraduate education
>estimated IQ of 140 (based on SAT collinearity)
My seed is worth a pretty penny. I sometimes jerk off at night imagining the wagecuck rendered sterile by his stressful job where his boss shouts at him every day coming home to witness his wife nursing MY child from her tits. She no longer wants sex with his beta loser ass because all she can think about is her baby, furnished by a genetically superior man.
I work as a consultant and move around the country quite a bit so I leave my seed at various sperm banks. Generally they don't want you donating too much in any one place to prevent accidental incest, but I fully intend to have as many kids as possible without cucking myself with child support.
>>28777069
>thought about selling sperm
>Google for sperm banks in relative proximity
>get showered with articles of sperm donation horror stories, guys having to pay child support, children getting the legal right to meet their biological father
Not worth it famalam , at least not here.
>>28777069
I already have 5 kids. Best part is I am still a virgin. Yes I am a sperm donor.
Stats:
>6'2
>Dirty blonde hair with no bald men in my family.
>Blue eyes.
>Naturally straight teeth and never needed braces.
>My brother and cousin are professional athletes and another is a male model.
>Most male relatives lived well into their late 90s while still being active their whole lives.
>Universities had all my great great grandparents to study how they could have perfect memories from early childhood in their late 90s.
I am NEET though kinda. I just make money doing odd jobs like selling my sperm and taking money from athlete brother.
STEMKEKS BFTO LOLOLL
>just got accepted to a top 6 law school
I was a philosophy major at an average state school. Got made fun of by so many stemcucks with no verbal intelligence. But I got a high gpa and killed the LSATs while putting in little effort. 3.7 gpa 174 LSAT. Applied to the top 14 and just got accepted to the tippity top law schools.
You know what this means? Assuming I finish at or above the median, I am going to enjoy making 160k a year STARTING, at 25 no less. This increases 20k a year until I either become a law partner or go to a comfy 9-5 300k in-house legal counsel gig.
STEMcucks think they're rich... just loling man. I will be making a top 1% salary at the age of 25.
let's have a laff:
>stemcucx
>>28776930
Any tips/recommendations for a sperg with a slow processing speed?
Mein neger. English major here, perfect segue to Law school. Meanwhile Physics majors can't find work and are killing themselves over their debt.
>>28776965
This, I would also enjoy some tips, I'm pretty average
What do you guys think of my boyfriend?
>>28776868
>tfw i have the genetic disposition to get ripped and strong
>tfw i just cant stop eating
at least I'm fat strong right guys?
>>28776974
atleast you're something
>>28776868
best jojo, good choice
NOBODY LISTEN TO TECHNO
Now let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I want to rape that wolf bitch
>>28776817
What's the signal?Is it awoo?
>not knowing the entire lyrics to Without Me and other outdated rap songs
Now let's go,
Just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list fulla new insults
I been dope,
Suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
I'm almost 30 male lived in NY state and NYC all of my lfe and I've had 30 sexual, relationship, flings partners
28 of them were women about two were traps is this a lot or little ?
My penis was inside 30 people total
Bump for answers LG giving GmbH CMG lying FMF
Bump shit r9k cum on
U!p yet again
why are ancaps such cucks, /r9k/? why cant they accept communism?
Social democracy is god-tier.
>>28776767
>give platform for fascism to form
>anti-revolutionary
>welfare from other people's tax money
>god-tier
wew anon
because communism is a smart-person fallacy
>I'm really smart!
>The world is inefficient :(
>What if I were able to make the world do what I want and make it more efficient??
>oh god everyone's dying
Communism is for bright white Dunning-Kreuger kids who think they can and should run everything because, gosh darn it, that's just how it should be, and if it horrifically fails and kills everyone, well, that's just due to wreckers, running dogs, the Koch brothers, and don'tsayjewsdon'tsayjewsdon'tsayjews.
Communists should stick to making irrelevant school clubs and keep their dicks in their pants otherwise.
>bull prep night
>lube ran out
Isn't she the one that quit porn after getting blacked and move to Utah or something?
she looks so cute and pure
the idea of black potent seed being squirted into the depths of her pussy is so hot. every throb of the thick black cock being squeezed by the walls of her pussy is incredible, as well as the satisfying groans the bull makes as he soils her
>>28776773
Woah woah woah...
Care to cite sources, a name? Anything that backs up what you're saying
I just ate 4 apples and now I'm wired. What songs should I listen to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km8AwsqNFw8
here ya go my dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gsAz6S_zSw
Apples trees are dead
>>28776721
Do you have any idea how much arsenic is inside apples?
Why do all gay men have a feminine shapes and faces?
>>28776719
RIP yauch
>>28776719
Too much estrogen in the womb causes them to be gay. It is entirely related to mother's diets while pregnant. Just like autism.
>>28776719
fuuuck he is so feminine-
Im on three hits of acid
Im coming down or atleast I hope to
could some give me comfy music
When you think you're coming down you're in for a pleasant surprise.
>>28776722
no its been like five hours since
Im definitely coming down
>>28776660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O2JdoFMIwk
Just look at this fertile body.
How do chestlets even compete?
>>28776572
fuck off redditfag jesus christ.
>>28776628
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHESTLET WHORE SPOTTED!!!
Suck my cock you fucking whore uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHH fucking swallow it WHORE!!!!
>Caring about disgusting cow udders
/r9k/ is full of pedos, fuck off with your grannys.
Some people say ugly dudes are doomed to NEETdom. Others suggest that that while not all ugly dudes are doomed, all doomed people are ugly. I'm wondering how everyone scores on a facial aesthetics test. It used the golden ratio to calculate how closely your face adheres to that equation.
Also post your robot score.
Robot level: 53
Facial Aesthetics: 88
Forgot the link
http://www.prettyscale.com/
>>28776534
Be honest, just how new are you?
>>28776552
Refugee from gr8 ch
