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Why isn't talking about your girlfriend a bannable offense yet?
because Hiro wants this board to be assimilated by normies. The "loser acceptance" culture is hated in Japan.
Because this isn't wizchan. GF threads can be decent enough when it's someone asking for help on the subject. Otherwise people still post about it only they're just whining about not having one and then all you've got is an echo chamber. I'm fascinated by the odd robot who at least attempts a romance. We all are to some degree. Just admit it.
because this board isn't "social failure" themed. it's an off-topic board, just with a robot
the social autists have commandeered it for their own shit-posting pleasure, somehow, though
How do white women compete with THIS?
Send proof that this is not Photoshop
>>28780387
By being white.
Next.
Well she's fuck ugly for one.
Post songs/music that makes you feel comfy, depressed, eerie, alone, empty, cheer you up, gives you anxiety, depair or great sadness...
I'll start with song I liked from previous thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbity554pSg
I unironically enjoy listening to Bones.
Feels really comfy somehow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5souw4K5UQc
DAMMIT OP WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME FEELS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt3IOdDE5iA
Ask a guy who bought a whole pallet of Pepsi anything
>>28780289
What did the price per bottle end up being out the door?
>>28780289
What was your last dental bill like?
>>28780289
why does Pepsi taste like its at room temp even refrigerated?
I was on this site defloration.com.
Is this site real? This guy gets to have sex with dozens of virgins and I cant even fuck a slut?
This has to be fake no way it's real
>200%_mad.jpeg
Watched a video looked pretty fake, the girl was about to rub her clit but stopped herself to look inexperienced it looks like, but that might just be my wishful thinking
What happened to us? I mean, alot of us are very similar si there has to have been one thing that made us robots. Wtf is it?
>>28780246
Talking to people is hard.
single mothers and fathers who weren't present and didn't have an active role in raising us
Some of us just realised that the world is a pretty terrible place and the people in it are even worse. Once you see how things are and cant stop ignoring it, you get ruined.
Happiness and success happens when you learn to live a lie.
I just had the best epiphany ever
Pretend to be gay. Right?
>make female connections
>nobody bullies you for never having a relationship
>never get bullied for being a manlet
>never get bullied for being eccentric and weird looking
>if you've given up on relationships then you can make female friends without them thinking you want sex
It's fucking ideal. WHY are you not doing this?
>>28780233
That still requires social interaction. I bet the average Robot hasn't had a conversation in months beyond cashiers.
>>28780233
Better men than you have tried OP...
No one respects you, though. It's the same shit except you're living a lie now.
I'm thinking of buying a top hat, but I'm afraid it's like the super version of a fedora and looks even worse. Also I know they are out of style, you really don't see people wearing them either.
I just really like the way they look, but I also see more people in the Steampunk community wearing top hats for their cosplay and outfits.
>>28780222
You can buy a top hat, just don't wear it unless you're 100% sure many others will be there in a top hat as well. There is nothing you can wear in mixed company that will make a top hat work.
>>28780418
Well fuck that, I wanted to wear it out in public like with just normal attire. And I'm aware how autistic that is because top hat's were suppose to be designed for formal wear, I mean what if I wore formal attire everyday in public? I guess that makes it more autistic to walk around in a suit or some shit, it's no different than the beta fedora wears who dress up everyday for no reason.
Well fuck it, I'm already a 23 year old virgin who has shitty luck with women. I don't have much to lose, people will probably just laugh at me and shit but whatever.
Quality pussy repellent.
>tfw finally broke free from robotdom
MINE
>>28780200
>tattoo
she's probably cheating on you with a pack of dindus my man. get out b4 it's too late
>>28780200
nice trap friendo
nonetheless, fuck off you normie piece of shit
>she has a tattoo
D R O P P ED
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>been lying in bed looking at my ceiling fan all afternoon, lackadaisically refreshing r9k
>dont want to play vidya
>dont want to drink
>dont want to watch anything
>don't want to jack off
i feel so fucked and dont know what to do. there's some really big LACK that i feel, that permeates everything i do and experience. I don't share a connection with any being on this earth
do you talk to people, OP?
>>28780030
nope
not a one
got nobody
all of my thoughts keep ricocheting inside my head, going faster and faster, fragmenting and degenerating, festering to the point where i think about necking myself. i have no outlet.
>>28780004
this has been my existense ever since i couldn't immerse myself into mmos like i used to
my only joy is eating lunch at mommys
and when its a nice day i sit in garden doing absolutely nothing, i put a bird feeder out in the small garden also on the 1 tree that is there and i can lay on the lawn chair and just watch birds visiting it a few feet away from me, even the birds seem not to notice me because of how hollow i am and how everything feels so utterly pointless in this fake holographic 'reality' prison we are in
How difficult IS it to get laid at a convention?
Apparently the women are really easy.
>i like kingdom hearts? yaoi is cool too? itd be cool if there was hangouts, and feel free to recommend 18+ events. ive seen the kinks and the dating game.
>on that note what is the 18+ dating game..?
I don't know but I can be the cool weed guy and maybe make friends.
>"hey cool weed anon"
>"asuh duud"
I'm not really into Persona though.
Let's ask each other job interview questions, bonus points if you can give specific examples.
I'll start. How do you deal with stress?
>>28779973
By leaving or avoiding whatever causes it
I internalize it, foster it, nurture it into a panic
When it seeps poison, I spread it, bathe in it, I watch it grow into something beautiful
Drawing beauty not from grace, but from chaos
Thoughts of destruction guide my hands
Bringing death and destruction upon my enemies
Only then will the world know what sleeps inside my heart
>>28779973
Workplace violence.
Okay robots. I've become a wagecuck this summer which required me to be away from my only friends. I need cozy stuff to do after work to keep my mind off of /anhero
the comfiest tv show in existence
Watch all of Gundam
>>28779922
That picture is hitting way too close to home.
Let's have a thread in which we talk about Pizza.
>>28779915
He's kinda cute I wish he would smile in one of his photos
>>28779915
lmao that hairline
would smash anyway t b h
>>28779915
I always shunned pic related because it was twice the price of the red baron pizzas I bought but God damn is it good frozen pizza.
>go to gym to lose weight
>someone makes a meme mocking you for it
Why are people so fucked up and like this robots? What's the point of doing anything when you've just been met with brutal ridicule, it's like everything I do is a joke to everyone.
I'm tired of this shit, I'm tired of this city, I'm tired of life, I'm tired of everything. I don't even know if it's worth it anymore fucking living this pathetic lonely existence.
>>28779864
The meme was a fit pepe sent to someone I know, saying "spend time at the gym only to realize your socially awkward, have no friends and will be lonely for the rest of your life", and I just know it was about me.
>>28779864
Find a new gym or get over yourself.
Use the ridicule as fire to leave your shit body behind and join the healthy masses. Realize you're an eyesore and fix your problem.
If you actually stick with your plan and last a year, you will hate fat people. It will remind you of your gluttonous past, where you were so insecure that you never accepted responsibility for your life.
>>28779864
Hey fatty, here's a secret for you. People don't make fun of you at the gym. They make fun of you everywhere. If you're fat, everywhere you go someone is making fun of you. It's bullshit, but you've also done this to yourself, so roll some goldbond under your man titties and get the fuck over it.
