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does anyone want to come play Minecraft with me? serious question
please don't 404 I just wanna play Minecraft
>>28786023
Sorry anon, I'm going out with my girlfriend.
>>28786023
Sorry anon I'm playing a good game.
Dragon ball Z Budakai
>tfw gay femboy
>tfw no fujoshi mommy gf who spoils me for being her living doll for her fetishes
>>28785999
>femboy
Gross. Come back when you're a qt bara.
>>28785999
>femboy
Cute. Come back home to mommy.
>>28787695
>Cute. Come back home to mommy.
What's your skype/location?
>It's an "Anon Becomes a Smuggler In a Resistance Movement" day-dream
>It's an "Anon Leads a Charge Against an Enemy Stronghold" day dream.
It's an "Anon's One-Man Tactical Infiltration Mission Will Determine the Fate of the World" day dream.
>It's an "Anon Becomes Barry Lyndon" day dream
Who /mischief/ here?
>mom tells me to take out the garbage
>say i won't do it
I already did it before she asked, the dumb bitch
so much mischief m8, really showed that cunt
>>28785807
>neighbor has obnoxious dog
>cant fucking stand that cunt
>when no one is looking, start digging my nails into it harder and harder until it gets angry and bites me
>stupid fucking dog ends up getting put down
Dogs are the chad of animals. Glad that stupid fuck got killed. Neighbors hate me now, but idgaf
>mom says she loves me
>murder her
DEVILISH
i now have crippling anxiety because of some recent events
anyone else, how do you cope with it
Forget about your problems as hard as you can, they're not gone but at least you aren't thinking about them right?
>>28785703
you don't, that's the fun part
A cup of alcohol a day keeps the feels at bay
How can animu girls even compete?
I can't eve fathom the degeneracy of being sexually attracted to a cgi rabbit so I'll just convince myself you're being ironic
>>28785726
what are you sexually attracted to anon?
Most of them can't desu.
>>28785726
You sound like a faggot.
Back to Facebook you go.
Who /shittingupnormiezones/ here?
> go to yik yak, act like a total asspie and yell and argue with normies
> comment just be yourself it worked for me and they agree and say im right for the first week then do it continuously for two months until they rage
> call normies out on their bullshit each one of their crappy posts she all they wanted was emotional/ communal hivemnind support
Pic related
>>28785669
congrats, you got people who didn't hate you before to hate you?
Theres dozens of posts where I put just be yourself, some funny, with 5+ pivoted, the normies are starting to turn kn me though
>>28785688
Its a semi anonymous app
You can be anonymous if you want to
What is the most normalfag restaurant?
I nominate Olive Garden.
Buffalo Wild Wings is a normie temple
Lol
Apples are oranges
I have to go to the psychiatrist next week and I'm scared shitless. I don't want to fucking go but my folks said that if I don't, I'm going to get committed.
I'm fucking scared, hold me /r9k/.
>>28785375
why do you have to go?
>>28785389
I don't see any reason to go but according to my folks I'm:
>Seeing things.
>Hearing things.
>Exceptionally paranoid.
>Filling notebooks cover to cover with observations on the next door neighbors (I think it's necessary).
I know I get depressed and anxious, and I tore the fucking house apart a week ago, trying to barricade the door but the last place I want to go is to a doctor. I have no trust for them whatsoever, none.
>>28785375
this isnt like the 50s anymore they wont lock u up they actually have to try and help people these days
ok,daily we see in /r9k/ sad blokes who would give anything to be a chad.
BUT is it possible for a chad to become given some time a fellow robot?
What is necessary for a successful transition?
I'll start
> 1) anime
>>28785367
y tho?
originaall
>>28785423
y not
extreme commento originalli
>>28785367
I basically did this in college. Usually what it takes is stopping drugs and alcohol. I used to bone sloots on the regular, but after I stopped drinking, I stopped partying, and stopped meeting said girls. To fill my free time I picked up "robot" hobbies, mostly vidya.
It's incredibly depressing to hear that sex is overrated. I have nothing else to look forward to. Someone kill me.
cheer up, drugs aren't over rated and they're a lot cheaper
It's not overrated. Normies just say that to look cool. It is biologically programmed into your brain to be the best possible thing in the world unless you're some sort of asexual freak.
>>28785357
if you do it without interest and just plain bad it is not good, if you enjoy it is good. btw you enjoy it more the bigger your benis :D
A guy has been giving me alot of shit, calling me names and things. The next time I see him at a social gathering I am going to sucker punch him. Is this a good course of action or is it too drastic?
you can't fight him when others are around and you shouldn't use your fists get a club or something
Nah it's the perfect course of action
Once he gets back up he'll realize you're not a little bitch and respect you
>>28785358
kek'd
sfsdfsdf
Hey robots.
I made the mistake of aquiring a job as a cashier.
Give me some tips on how to not be complete shit as dealing with change and not breaking down under pressure.
Former cashier.
LEARN FRUIT CODES
It's 2016.
Most people use credit/debit cards.
Also, learn the fruit and vegetable codes.
>>28785293
>>28785305
or just read the sticker on the fruit.
Can we get a thread where we dump infographics and posts that show women for the conniving whores they truly are?
Requesting that one pasta of guys having fun and then a jealous woman comes along and ruins it all
>>28785225
The fuck happened to R9K alds
Need someone to dump there folder im building mine
>>28785345
G0 back t0 Reddit
When will the meme that men are horny dogs end? Women are the true sex-crazed animals who can't control their urges.
>>28785172
why do people think your gender has anything to do with how much you want to have sex? it varies from person to person, much like anything else
>>28785185
But women, on average, have way more sex than men. Yet we're the ones considered animals that are always horny predators?
>>28785221
having more sex =/ hornier
wanting to have more sex = hornier
i'm sure a lot of virgins want to have sex a lot more than most people who have it every day, no?
