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>Sex is overrated, it was nothing like I thought it would be
I must have read this 1,000 times on 4chan and the rest of the internet before I FINALLY lost my virginity at 23. So, naturally, I anticipated it being no big deal.
Holy shit, are you kidding me? Sex is fucking amazing.
It's spectacular. The warmth, the touching, the closeness, the intimacy. Sex is better than I ever thought it could be. Masturbation can't even come close to how good sex feels. I feel addicted to it. I'm hornier now than when I was going through puberty.
It's been about 8-months since I lost my virginity. Sex just keeps getting better. I feel addicted. I want more more more more more.
I believe pussy cures social autism, I'm the happiest I've ever been after a long time of unhappiness.
Why did you faggots lie to me?
Why would we make you covet something that we assume you'd never experience
Think about it.
normie leave
reeeeeeeeee orignal comment reeeeeee
Prolly because none of us actually had sex.
Or we were just really shit at it.
Tomorrow I'm going to text a girl I work with. I just started back at an old job and she's new, and she's perfect. I'm fairly sure she could be into me; I'm decently attractive and she gets shy around me and I get nervous around her. I've caught her staring at me more than a couple times now.
Only problem is, I have no idea what to say to spark the initial conversation. What do you even say in a situation like that? I mean I can hold a conversation once it's actually started, but I have no idea what to say. Worst case scenario, if no one has any good advice I'll just send whichever post gets trips and deliver tomorrow.
>pic related: me
>"Let's get coffee after work on Friday."
That's what I would text.
>I have no idea what to say to spark the initial conversation.
Nobody does. Maybe just google some stuff to talk about on dates.
Btw it's not a good idea to date people you work with.
>talking to women in your WORK PLACE for non work related reasons
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>28781416
Yeah I know it's not a great idea, but there's been at least 3 relationships between other workers in the past couple months. You don't feel like immediately suggesting we go out for coffee is a bit strong?
>>28781452
It's a pretty relaxed work environment, everyone is young and I've made a some good friends while working there and we occasionally all hang out.
My woofer isn't eating, he's 14 and has been my friend since I was 5, it's to early Anons, I can't afford his medicine and I'm gonna have to put him down, this is too much Anons, post pics of puppers to make me feel better
>>28781112
Goodbye roofer, let's just hope that edgy faggot who posted dead dogs and said they deserve to be killed doesn't show up on this thread like he did the last one.
>>28781112
have you tried not speaking like a twee retard yet? See if that helps.
Took the doggo for a car ride
Fembots: can you do this?
I'm not even a fem""""bot"""" and I can do this
No, I'm a chestlet without ridiculously large anime tiddies.
Yes, I can but I do it rarely because it feels gay.
Who else here has a crush on Donatello? He is so kind and comfy. I don't get how he is single.
>>28781045
Who else here has a crush on Lou? He is so kind and comfy. I don't get how he is single. :)
>>28781115
OOPS WHADYAKNOW XD i forgot to take off my trip ;D
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Literally who
Originooooooooo ooo
>that girl who liked pokemon and would always stare at you
>that wigger who bought his nigger "friends" lunch everyday
>that teacher the students bullied
>that pseudo Chad that everyone secretly hated
>that fat kid that tried to buy a gun
>>28781001
>that pseudo Chad who everyone openly hated but he thought they were joking
Ask a guy who plays for the USC football team anything
if you really do tell me something about player #55 that only a usc player would know
>>28780948
Why do you frat fags keep coming here?
>>28780948
prove it that you play for usc
Why are robots lonely? There are so many of us why don't we make friends with each other? We'd all feel better if we did. Post some stuff about yourself in here and see if anyone matches up with you. Or, post what you want in a friend and see if anyone matches up. Let's make some friends r9k!
>>28780944
Because online friend =/= real friends
When you remove real contact from human interaction you are left only being able to communicate through text and that's a big disadvantage
>>28780944
Man, I've seen that picture a million times and it still freaks me out.
>>28781019
I supposed we could have skype calls with each other and shit.
Who here is Latino but doesn't speak Spanish?
I was adopted and didn't know I was Latino until my Cuban birth father sought me out. Well, I'm half German half Cuban.
Feels bad mang.
brown dads and white moms make an alright looking kid
white dads and brown moms make shit
>>28780926
I'm sorry you were born, it wasn't you fault.
>>28780926
>latino
>doesn't know spanish
you're no latino to me gringo
sacudiendo mi cabeza familia
can we post feet
that sounds good to me right now
i had $30 stuck in my frozen paypal account so i ended up buying a one-month subscription to hotlegsandfeet.com
the websites is alright, i don't like how all the porn stars look like porn stars though
their resemblance to plastic is uncanny
i was going to kill myself tonight but i guess it's being moved to a later date
i should re-watch FLCL
i like writing 'never knows best' on cigarettes and smoking them like an edgy autistic weeb
After spending 20k so far, I'd say sex is overrated. First few times was really something else like getting high for the first time. Once you get used to it, you miss the charm of it. Jacking off is superior unless you can get safe free sex. I had 0 intimate sex so I might be wrong here
Well mate, you're wrong. To me, sex is all about the passion and the flirting and what the fuck is this? We aren't supossed to talk about sex in this board you fucking normie
>>28780818
Sex with hookers is probably the second most robotic thing other than not having sex at all.
>>28780818
I'm schizoid so I didn' rack up any friends whatsoever(and was hard to connect with any). I had some money to blow so I wanted to find out what the fuss was about.
How does one get super good at deductive reasoning like L?
>>28780735
check wikihow
Genetics. That's about it.
>>28780735
by being mary-sue
How do you reconcile the statements
>All women are stupid sluts
and
>I trust and love my mother
>>28780663
I don't.
It's just normies not trying to cross social taboos like insulting the people who caused you to be alive.
>>28780663
alto thread pa
>>28780663
I had a very good father, the only times i felt sane were when i was with him through my teen years. Every other weekend when i was with him for 2 days i felt like my social anxiety and depression would start to get better. Then I would go back to my stupid manipulative mother, and everything would come back, infact it would gradually worsen. My dad was the better parent yet courts favor women in all situations including custody. I almost shot shit up tbqh. Single mothers are the worst thing for a child.
Hey everybody, I'm Brandon. I'm in high school and super excited to be on 4chan, hope you guys treat me well!
>>28780577
How ya doin Brandon? Welcome to the greatest image forum the Internet has to offer!
Hello Brian, happy to meet you, I hope you have a nice time in 4chan, Brenda.
>>28780577
May God bless you, Brandon.
The weirdest thing in the world to me is how women think that men see them as equals and "people"
They think that while they're walking around, and a guy sees them next to a bunch of other men, he's thinking "yup, that's some people alright"
They don't realize that they stick out as Something against the endless gray backdrop of nothingness that is other men
They don't realize that men's entire lives revolve around impressing, propitiating, and "earning" women
The only possible way to get rid of this would be to downplay their sexuality, but instead they do the opposite, and think it makes no difference
I legitimately do just see most women as random people unless they're strikingly beautiful. I don't fantasize about fucking every woman I meet.
As soon as you stop believing in this shit you just shat out OP you'll get a girlfriend.
>>28780548
>don't realize that men's entire lives revolve around impressing, propitiating, and "earning"
dude get a life.
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