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>my next life will be so awesome
>thats why this life was so horrible
>I'm not supposed to do anything with this life
>it's supposed to be a transition life, I just need to be comfy and don't try to do much
>I can't wait for my next life to start
Who /next life/ here?
>>24340349
there is no next life, anon. this is all you get, so make the most of it.
its OK pepe you deserve better
>>24340379
you can't definitively say that there isn't. let him believe what he wants
<---- OH...
sucks to be wagekek
>>24340292
Wagekuks LITERALLY btfo
>>24340292
some of us actually enjoy our jobs.
lets talk about the feels. you know the ones. the feels that make you feel harder than most feels. The feels that keep you up at night. The feels that make you want to kill yourself but you're too much of a pussy to ever actually go through with something that drastic because the logical part of you knows these problems are only temporary and the reasonable part of you doesn't want to put your family and friends through that kind of stress and sadness so you continue to barely make it by day to day in your sad existence that you call your life. The kind of feels that make you feel like the smallest most pathetic waste of an sack of meat with emotions. I'm talkin' bout THOSE feels. The good shit. You know 'em, I know 'em, so lets do this! Feel Thread! Go!
I feel bad
>>24340242
i posted this earlier today, but i had some pretty rough feels this morning
>tfw had an extremely fucking vivid dream last night about my oneitis from high school
>oneitis came up to me and told me that it's been a while and we should catch up
>oneitis asked me for my phone number
>she ACTUALLY asked me for my number
>self-esteem so high, feel so fucking great that someone actually cares enough about me to ask me for my phone number
>wake up
>all of a sudden reality crashes back to me, realize that none of it ever happened, it was all just a fucking dream
>start crying for the next ten minutes
she looked so beautiful in that dream, man...
the dream was so fucking detailed too
>>24340242
the only real feel is the distinct lack of women in my life.
besides that im actually alright, apart from my mild anxiety (getting better since im now forced to deal with it in an office for 40 hours a week)
Hi, robots.
I'm looking to trip on a psychedelic one last time. I've dropped acid twice and liked it well enough, but found the stimulant side effects to be a little harsh (i.e., tension in legs, anxiety from the comeup).
My purpose for wanting to trip is hoping to resolve some issues stemming from my mother's death when I was young, and to try to introspect and understand certain things about myself. We finally buried her ashes recently, and it brought up a lot of emotions that I thought I had moved on from.
What psychedelic would y'all recommend? I'm tempted toward peyote, but fear it might be too intense based on my lack of experience. I'd also prefer not to vomit (though that's not a deal breaker).
Bumping with trippy content.
Anybody, pham?
Take 2 tabs of double dipped LSD, smoke some weed when it starts to kick in (also drink OJ) and think about existence in general, not just your problems or your perspective because all suffering is caused by ego
How do orcs know what menus are?
Restaurants are open in human middle earth, hunans use the word and it's passed to the orcs.
Because it's a translation into english and probably was an idiomatic phrase in their language that didn't quite translate.
And the closest translation was that.
>>24340048
Isengard is a fancy place. Much fancier than Mordor.
>balding at 19
who /hightest/ here
>>24339977
Thats the spirit. Low test full head of hair boys dont know what it means to be a man
>>24339977
>balding since I was 18
>started shaving my head when I was 21
>24 now, most people are telling me it looks good on me
>no regrets
>>24339977
I just shave my head, it makes me hate myself less.
Femboys, have you ever broken someone's heart?
>tfw femboy oneitis
Kill ME
>>24339863
Please do not remind me of that manga's existence.
pretty sure no-one's ever been in love with me so no
Is this a NEET?
>>24339830
By the legal definition, I'm not sure. Is a housewife a neet in the same sense as the stereotypical robot who lives off of his parents or welfare? No. Being a wife is basically a career path.
>>24339913
>Being a wife is basically a career path.
Lol keep dreaming. You're also a leach being sheltered from the real world, just a socially accepted one.
>>24339913
All these NEET threads have me thinking. NEET could be housewives, welfare moms, homeless people, laid off workers, all kinds of things. Robot NEETs are a special category.
What's a good dose to snort for beginners?
you don't need to snort it, man. 1mg is fine to get you feeling chill. 2 if you're a bit bigger. 3 if you don't want to remember anything the next day.
>>24339774
I'm prescribed xanax for anxiety. it sucks because having it so accessible makes me constantly want to abuse it
Look up xanax bioavalibility.
Fancy science words for the amount of the chemical that is absorbed from taking it that way (sniffing,orally,etc)
Xanax has like a 52% for sniffing because your noses mucus membranes do not fully absorb the chemical like your stomache does if you just take it normally.
I get a good hearty chuckle out of idiots who snort xanax. Btw, xanax has a very sour, pungent chemical taste. Like a warhead on crack. Enjoy the after taste for 30 mins if you go ahead and snort it.
Just had my first day at my new mcjob today
>6 hour shift
>got paid to go through a piss easy orientation computer presentation with quizzes for the first two hours
>spent the rest of it giving people food and making ice cream with the occasional break to learn something new
>easy tasks but you're preoccupied enough not to get bored
>made money for this
It was great. That feeling of wasting my day away shitposting has gone away, and its a great feeling. Its like how I used to feel back when I worked out. I even feel like being social again and going out and doing things.
Is getting a job the cure to depression/robotism?
>>24339593
No, I work at dairyqueen and have been the last 10 months. You will get used to this in about 2 months and there will be nothing new to learn. You will end up going over the same tasks over and over like a mindless drone and you will be completely aware of it. You are working minimum wage and doing an absolutely pointless job that does nothing for anyone aside from helping boost the obesity rate. Enjoy it while you can but know it won't last much longer.
>>24339593
>I even feel like being social again and going out and doing things.
That's what happened when I got my job a few months ago. Now I go out every Friday after work with a group of people I work with and have a great time. Slowly getting my shit together after years of not even leaving the house.
Feels good. man.
>>24339674
>You are working minimum wage and doing an absolutely pointless job that does nothing for anyone aside from helping boost the obesity rate
Well that downed my mood.
Isn't that basically true of most jobs though, especially lower class jobs?
Also, I make above minimum wage starting, even though its not as much as Id like, but its enough to buy myself nice dindins a couple times a week and support my hobbies.
If women had to suffer as much as robots do you think they would have a similar suicide rate?
>>24339571
we don't suffer. we are the beautiful ones f.am
>>24339571
Dude shut the fuck up about women how the fuck is that all you queer virgin fucks think about. Here's an idea stop jerking off to cartoons and stop pretending your a protoganist of whatever shit video game you eat cheetos in front of all day. Fuck.
>>24339571
>my horn is crying for help
What?
who else /tryingtoquitthecancerstick/?
any advice? three days now, craving a cig like crazy
what's with all the posts about smoking cigs?
It's usually shitty for the first couple weeks, then you'll forget about it most likely
Best thing to do if you can't quit is just don't chain smoke, limit yourself to around 5-8 cigs per day, it makes a big difference. Only have them at times where you want to reward yourself, or at set times throughout the day, makes it so you have something to look for to and also you don't smoke the whole pack in a day.
>>24339659
probably the same guy trying to keep himself occupied
Is there any purer form of kekoldry than fathering a daughter?
You're literally spending shitloads of money and years of your life raising Prime Teen Pussy for Chad, that you can't use yourself.
On the other head of the coin, raising a son is alpha as fuck because if you do everything right he'll look up to you and take care of you in your later years, generally being a bro all along the way.
>>24339377
>raising a son
kek, what is most of r9k?
>tfw three daughters and no son
N-Not like I wanted my name to live on or anything.
>implying fathers are not one of the biggest male influences in a girl's life
You'll have an impact whether you're there or not. She subconsciously chooses men based on how similar they are to you or by how much she thinks they'll piss you off for attention.
Something about you, whether it be validation or whatever depending on how you raise her will always be on her mind.
>carve penis size hole into orange
>microwave for 30 seconds
>use as makeshift onahole
Has anybody here done this?
How does it feel?
>>24339271
That sounds like it would sting like hell
>>24339271
no. probably like i wasted a good orange for nothing,
>>24339271
>carve a penis sized hole into an orange
>implying my penis isn't bigger than the entire orange
Reaction pics you've never found a use for
This too lmoa
how can robots be real if our posts arent real?
I'm not a huge faggot
