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It may be a weekday tomorrow, but feels never sleep, nor does alcoholism.
It's an inebriation-filled night at the ol' F&F, robots. Of course, if you're going sober tonight, we're fine with that too. Saunter on in and take a load off.
Sometimes I look at myself and think... this guy doesn't look that bad. But I'm so autistic and pathetic that it doesn't matter. I'm broken. I wish God was real so there was someone to fix me.
Why do I love depressants so much barkeep?
Gin for me tonight.
I need to do something with my life other than work
Tranny here.
Daily reminder that trannies are not abominations. We are not sex objects. We are real people with real lives, pasts, presents and futures. We work and we have hobbies. We have kids, and dear friends, and families--disowned or not. Many of us have spouses and long term relationships.
We have struggles and dreams, and we also have basement neets just like you.
Sure we are crazy and a ton of niggertrannies (pardon my Haitian) are prostitutes. But we are human. We are not some kind of voodoo effigy of humans.
>>24296423
No one cares creature
there is poo in there stay safe
>>24296455
Unfortunately for you, many people do care. More and more people are getting to know and relate with trannies. Fools like you will be a distant memory in the future.
Any other robots here from Canada?
>>24296324
>having a feminist kek for a prime minister
JUST
DUDE IT'S 2015 LMAO
>>24296324
No, no robots are Canadian, are you stupid?
Who here is/used to be a cutting fag?
Share pics and stories
Pic is me, I stopped months ago though.
>>24296293
I used to SI all the time AMA
>>24296293
you didnt even break skin. try harder
>>24296293
What did you try to cut with, tootpicks?
Everybody likes to complain how shitty this board is these days.
>normies
>trap threads
So when was Robot9000's best days? Was there a year? Or a specif event that marks the high point?
it's all a legend
May 23 2014
Pre-2014.
http://bodyvisualizer.com/male.html
What does your body look like, r9k? You getting fit? Fat? Show us here!
>tfw panicking as I put the height slider to the left
>Sorry!
>To view this site, please download the latest version of Chrome or Firefox.
haha no, fuck off
>>24295857
Maybe setting the user agent would help, but I'm not going to bother with that either.
I'm exhausted edition. Need to work on a paper but man I'm beat so I'm postin ghere instead. How are you all doing?
>>24295348
fuck off college normie
>>24295373
you too friendo
>want to post something
>want to go shit and shower too but don't want to miss replies
wat do
You have 15 seconds to justify why women should be virgins without relying on spooks.
protip: you can't
what's a spook to be exact? i'm not familiar with this philosopher you guys keep meming.
>>24295083
I've never felt women should be virgins but those who have demeaning excessive sex are often terrible people.
Women can do whatever the fuck they want I'm just not interested in another mans used goods.
http://elitedaily.com/dating/attracted-bad-boys-girls/1263097/
Why cant we find a good woman anymore? Why is ok for them to date chad and tryone 50 times and suck 50
Cocks and we get nothing.
I understand dating at all? Women want guys that treat them like shit? then they wonder why they can't find a good man?
Yet we are there the whole time?
>>24294947
>I understand dating at all? Women want guys that treat them like shit? then they wonder why they can't find a good man?
anon, they want (and likely get) both. the price of pussy will oftentimes net them exactly that.
Quit being nice, you mangina.
Just stop. Or go find a nice foreign girl that responds to niceness. Just be sure to shower once in a while.
>>24294947
Why is that our race is having less sex than ever before? Yet women our having more sexual partners than ever before.
Women are getting double teamed and having one nignt stands every night with the same guys and never us.
Most of my friends are virgins or never had sex outside of an ltr. Even then they got cheated on!!!
What's the most common adjective used by girls to describe how you look?
>mfw cute
Cute beats decent or ok
Handsome or good-looking
>tfw you level up from cute
"interesting"
what do you guys think family?
>tfw on vacation with family
>tfw want to fuck my cousin
>tfw see her in a bikini everyday for the last 2 weeks and will do it for 2 more weeks
>tfw she is sleeping just down the hallway
>tfw fapped to her 3 times last evening
Pic related, it's her. What the fuck should I do? I can't stop thinking about her and I might literally be in love with her.
>>24294835
its k. do it.
>>24294835
>ning
hell, i want to fuck your cousin, so why wouldn't you?
it's pretty unlikely she'd be dtf with her cousin. not trying to be mean senpai.
I HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE. ALL I DO IS GO ON THE COMPUTER, MASTURBATE, EAT, SHITPOST, PISS, AND SLEEP. EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. HOW THE FUCK DID THINGS END UP THIS WAY? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?
You didn't do anything, you were born this way.
You didn't have a choice from the beginning, none of us did.
Get up and go outside with your laptop. Climb a big tree within wi-fi range. Browse memes in a tree.
>>24294748
Hark! What is this? A depressed NEET? Weird. I though you guys all fucked us wageslaves girl friends and led fulfilled lives full of refinement and intellectual pursuits.
What is it like to have a Dog?
>>24294113
I have a small pupper.
It's comfy when he sleeps in my bed and walking the pupper twice a day actually forces me to get out of the house. I get sort of paternal when I watch over him playing in the park, you know, getting all worried about bad things happening.
all in all it's very nice
It's great because they'll always love you and they snuggle.
>>24294241
until they die ;_;
one of these threads?
there was a good amount out there last weekend.
I have a quite different layout but you shouldn't have any problems to realise what what is
saving the thread since shit takes time
Looks like a dead thread but I'll chance it
Do you know that feeling you get every Sunday evening, where it is still technically the weekend, but you are still stressed because you know another 5 days of work hell awaits when you wake up tomorrow?
I sure don't. As a NEET, I can stay up however late I want to, and tomorrow would just be another Monday for me, full of fun and relaxation. Not only that, but my lifestyle is funded by you, the devoted taxpayer.
I hope you wagelets get a good night's sleep, you need it much more than I do.
Jokes on you neet kek, I'm a nurse so weekends are meaningless to me anyway
>>24294109
>and then he told me he's a nurse!!!!!
>the only job lower than a wagekek!!!!!!!
Same here fellow NEET friend. I haven't felt the overwhelming dread of Sunday nights since high school. My life for the past 3 years has been nothing but weekends. I've been browsing and posting dank memes while poor wageslaves have wasted their lives away toiling for a measly pay, part of which goes to us!
It's truly a shame that the wageslave does not see the bondage he is forever entangled in. We NEETs have the true freedom.
![4126795-4626186307-dog.j[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CsA61c1.jpg "4126795-4626186307-dog.j[1]")
