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In what year did everything start going downhill?
On 4ch? 2007.
>>25184604
Basically >>25184635
Not just for 4chan, but all of humanity too, it was the year Facebook truly took off and brought the normalfag hordes with it to the internet, the year Capeshit started to get huge and ruined mainstream cinema forever. The year that iphones were unveiled to the public and also the first episode of The Big Bang Theory.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
One of the tragedies here is that the fellow in the OP doesn't ring any bells anymore. It's like 80% of the /r9k/ userbase didn't browse this board in even 2014.
I TOOK 5 MG OF EPINEPHRINE I GOT IT FOR MY BEE ALLERGY AND I WANTED TO SEE WHAT IT FELT LIKE AND I FEEL LIKE I'M ON FIRE
I READ HUNTER S THOMPSON DID IT AND I WANTED TO BE COOL LIKE HIM DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT MOVIE MY HEART FEELS LIKE IT'S RACING ON FIRE AND I CAN'T STOP MOVING MY ARMS I'VE BEEN PACING AROUND THE ROOM FOR 15 MINUTES JUST THINKING OF ALL THIS STUFF IT FEELS LIKE I'M DYING IS THIS HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOU'RE DYING AM I GONNA DIE
ASK ME ANYTHING TOO
>>25184572
did u inject it in your wiener hole senpai?
>>25184572
nigga im pretty sure adrenalin is not fucking anti histamine famo
Epinephrine doesn't do that, it makes you a little more wired though.
-Someone who had an allergic reaction last year.
What did /r9k/ posters want to be when they were children?
Firefighter, astronaut, etc?
I wanted to be a pilot.
>>25184510
>Be me
>Be in kindergarten
>lady is talking to the kids about jobs, explaining the concept
>she brings out a bunch of soft ragdolls with various outfits representing their respective careers
>everyone slowly examines them one by one and choose which one they want
>I can't decide and hesitate
>they take the racecar driver, the doctor, the astronaut, and all the other interesting ambitious ones
>I'm left with the last one by default
An analog for my life desu senpai.
I wanted to work for Black Isle, because they made my favorite games.
At first I wanted to be a helicopter pilot, then I wanted to be a nuclear physicist; I still do
Is there anything someone who enjoys to learn and read about history can major in and actually land a job? Doesn't seem like it to me. Probably going to be stuck in some major I really don't want to be in.
>>25184480
my 12th history/english/socials teacher (canada) a few years ago made sub 6 figs
he had a masters degree in either english or history
>>25184480
Try being a jizz mopper
>>25184574
Don't really know if I'm cut out for teaching.
>>25184608
Sounds like a good side job
Met a chick online who was really sad cause her boyfriend cheated on her and ended up in prison cause he cheated with a 13 year old. She was all "I need a new guy, please help me get over this one, I want someone spooning me as I fall asleep" and so on. Spent $40 and three hours to visit her, gonna spend the same amount to get home tomorrow. She changed her mind when I kissed her and said "No, I can't cheat on him", and she even left me alone in her bed, she's sleeping on the sofa...so yeah, situation sucks. Oddly enough she doesn't even know my name yet, only my kik user name and how I look. I'm pretty tempted to go lay down next to her and attempt to kiss or finger her. Thoughts?
only if you want to fight off rape charges
>>25184479
There's a place for all your shitty, normalfag problems.
>>>/adv/
Sounds like she decided you're a faggot. Tough luck.
>tfw my daughter is dating the son of the guy who made my life hell in highschool
CHAD'S SON
HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT HE'LL KNOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTER
THE LEGACY LIVES ON
>You had to spend 5 yrs with this faggot
>this kid had to spend 15+ years with this faggot
Become the father he never had, steal his son away from him
Kill them all, burn them in the righteous fire of your own fury. Drink his blood and absorb his power. It's the only way.
![enhanced-buzz-24757-1381946339-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bCjlBCm.jpg "enhanced-buzz-24757-1381946339-4[1]")
Did you get free lunch at your school or were you a rich kid?
I used to make my own lunch and take that to school. It was "uncool" but not buying lunch five days a week meant I could buy more video games.
>>25184333
Free lunch kid here. I would show up early for school so I could get free breakfast, too.
>>25184426
S..same here.
>those giant rice krispie treats
>those pastry things
>glorious cereal boxes
>but that disgusting ice-filled sour-tasting chocolate milk and orange juice
Please guys help me!
tell him his life isn't over, it's just a phase.
Not everyone deserves life
Life is not a right
Weak should try to better themselves; to be stronger, or kill themselves
let him be happy anon
Why do normalshits even bother posting on our board? No one takes you seriously and every robot humors you with (you)s for your b8ing because it's hilarious to see just how delusional you shits are.
>>25184213
What the hell is even going on in Bleach nowadays?
I stopped following it after all that fullbring bullshit.
>>25184374
It's gone full Kubo in that the story is a complete shitfest
>>25184374
It's basically worth reading if you
1. Are already too invested
2. Are easily amused by bad puns
3. Just want to get it over with so that you can finally forget it all ever happened
anyone else here /indianmasterrace/ ??
>on average more intelligent than the white man
>don't have to wear deodorant, naturally not very sweaty
>is acceptable to live with family for long time
>thick luscious hair
>white girls naturally are curious and want to experiment with us
it is good to be the best
>>25184210
>>don't have to wear deodorant
This is literally the best bait I've read all week, I've never smelt people who smelled worse than Indians
>>25184210
>don't have to wear deodorant, naturally not very sweaty
I don't think sweat is a main concern when you're surrounded by an aroma of corpses floating down the Ganges and designated shitting streets. Deodorant would be futile
>>25184210
Man, you're really setting yourself up here. Indians are, more often than not, one of the most aesthetically displeasing races I've ever had the misfortune of looking at.
When will they finally learn?
>>25184163
>work at middle school
>walking down hallway
>group of 8th grade girls walking in opposite direction
>they are all taller than me
>>25184443
How tall are you?
I've had this happen to me before, but with high school girls. I'm 5'7"
Why won't manlet haters leave us alone, we've done nothing wrong
Do normies actually have a consciousness?
I swear some of them are like NPCs
>Not being non-interactable NPC yourself
it's like you want normans to speak to you
They are under archonic influence
>>25184161
I feel this, but at the same time I feel like I'm a background NPC myself, just some extra in someone else's movie. Strange feels.
You know what, I really can't decide.
>not posting better girl
>>25184131
Asuka is more of my liking. Even if she's crazy.
>>25184131
Ill make it easy for you.
Name ONE reason why any heterosexual man wouldn't be attracted to this.
I'll wait.
>>25184121
because she's a gigantic gluttonous fat fuck
sage in all fields desu
>>25184121
some guys don't like fat girls, get over it
>>25184121
Cause it looks like a fat man?
men are stinky, and ugly, and stoopid.
girls rule, boys drool.
we throw rocks at dumb boys.
Until a jar needs opening.
>>25184129
This. Or until we pop a boner at it.
yawn...okay
