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>People are boring and you can't connect to them.
>Music sounds all the same.
>All the Food has lost it's tastes.
>No matter what you do, you can't help but take a look at the clock.
>When is this Movie over?
>When can I leave this place?
>How long until I finally finished that videogame?
>When you wake up, you feel even more tired than in the moment when you went to bed.
But is it your fault?
You're depressed.
Welcome.
anon talk to a doctor. the anti depressants really work. my grandma uses zoloft and she is very happy, when shes off it she is like how you feel. A doctor could really help you that feel anon
Exercise and make a goal in life. Learn something new.
Keep your brain busy or it will find its own entertainment which is usually depressing.
>tfw working on 4th of july, halloween, thanksgiving, christmas, and new years
we learn to walk, then to work. we pay taxes with our first check, and work until we die.
I identify with that feel
>holiday pay rate
>avoid awkward family events
>usually not very busy
>employer brings in free food
>>25186752
I'd rather be at work than be at home by myself. I don't even feel comfortable going to stores on holidays
How much longer until you lower your standards to 'deformity with a working vagina'?
It worked for this robot
>inb4 I'm a +4/10
>You're not
So that's what Rose looks like in real life. I didn't know Nate was so young.
>>25186751
his eyes look pretty soul-fled.
She looks like she is having a brain anyearism in the first picture. I used to have a qt azn but that was my first girlfriend too. I don't know what im going to do and I am not outgoing enough to aproache someone else. Maybe i will have to setle for a mentaly retarded or maybe even a disabled person.
.plan on killing my self tomorrow /r9k/
Going to so something with friends and then jump off a high rise
Cool. Im probably going to join you. Have fun anon, I dont have any friends left to delay it.
>>25186838
How do you plan to do it?
Can you stream it?
>coworker keeps asking if im gay
>say im straight
>keeps pestering me about it
how do i get this guy off my back? witty comeback? intimidation? physical retaliation?
>>25186505
Kiss him.
>>25186522
but im not gay anon
not original
>>25186505
"sorry im not gay, but im sure you will find someone. Look over there *point at thrash bin*, maybe he is interested, if he isnt at least you hav efound a place to put your opinions asshole now fuck off"
It's so hot.
I'm dying.
Please send help.
Your ancestors shouldn't have been filthy convicts then tbqhwy fampai
Here's hoping your computer temps go through the roof, thus melting all of your components and preventing you from shitposting
AND IM SO HOT
CAUSE I'M IN HELLLLLLL
Is there any worse a feeling than being aware of how undesirable you are?
Sometimes I wish I was an animal that didn't have to worry about female approval and could just go and fuck them when I want
>>25186536
Yeah...but sometimes I wish I was chemically castrated so I didn't have to worry about loneliness at all.
>>25186458
What's the context of that webm? Was she swallowing some of Chad's coagulated semen?
Why wasn't I born in 16th century Germany?
Why not around the beginnings of human kind in eastern Africa?
Why not in the 25th century?
Why NOW?
I feel like this is one of the biggest questions that should be addressed by lucidly conscious organisms because it underpins how consciousness works.
Is it because of pure randomness? Specifically, that the moment of the combination of one of my father's sperm and my mother's egg spawned "me"? That other combinations of human sperm and eggs have yielded other "selves" that are just not me? And I am only conscious of around 80 years of existence because I cannot experience life when I was not alive (hundreds of billions of years ago and hundreds of billions of years ahead-until the universe turns perfectly cold).
Or, is it because NOW necessarily MUST be experienced? We have zero conception of anything before we were born, and were seemingly "poofed" into our current selves. Doesn't that imply that upon cessation of this presence of consciousness, that another one must necessarily come and take its place?
Not reincarnation, but a complete sup-plantation of consciousness. As to whether experience is began again the form of a human being, or as another life form, I do not know however I think the latter is infinitely more likely.
I think the reason why we are conscious NOW is because we cannot not be conscious. If we were not conscious then it would be like before we were born-not staring at a black void or contemplating endlessly in an empty space-but absolute nothingness that is so empty that something MUST necessarily fill the void.
What do you guys think about this? I feel like this question isn't posed enough.
>>25186394
>le born too late maymay
epic
And I feel like the reason it isn't posed is because it makes much more sense to wring out every last drop of pleasure our brains can provide for us in every waking moment (and sleeping, too, lucid dreams and supplementation can be utilized to make sleep very pleasurable) than pointless ponder these existential questions. Is debauchery the answer then? Just turn up all the dials and levers on the brain as high as possible for as long as possible because everything is arbitrary anyways?
Shut the fuck up you are in one of the greatest eras of all time...
The era of the
BBC
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> Get $100 as an early Christmas present
> Go get Subway
> Have pot roast and mashed potatoes which is my favorite dinner
I've had a pretty great day and a very comfy winter break. I felt great all day and now I feel like shit again. Why?
>>25186373
read a book, re-read your favorites if u can't find one.
>>25186373
Because you're you.
Be honest anon, how fat you?
>tfw drunk and comfy and for a few hours I won't be the horrible person that I am
What makes you horrible?what makes you care?why can't you just deal with it?
>>25186613
i elaborated in this post >>25186495 but basically i have a sick desire to hurt others and be hurt too. my gf broke up with me, she said i abused her and manipulated her and i probalbly did. there's this terrible pain in my whole body when i'm sober. it feels like something's wrong with just bieng a human being or conscious being or whatever you want to call it. it feels destructive and dangerous. i can't find anything to make it go away except drugs and alcohol. they make me feel better for a few fleeting hours before it's time to be sober again. teu stimulate my chimp brain to make me feel happier, a appiness where i'm not completely conscious and aware. i feel so alone in this but it feels like everyone feels the same way as me.
>>25186802
What do you think this "sickness" came from?do you like hurting or do you just feel like doing it?why can't you just deal with it?(i know the last one sounds particularily stupid but i never understood how could people not be able to cope with themselves
Where have all the good men gone?
Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPR108kwNo4
>>25186288
90's thread? 90's thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGj77BrEgj4
Not settling for a roasty whore like yourself.
Probably at church, in a job, or trying to avoid you
>>25186378
sure I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clxtg2pFTQM
>be me
>working at Wal-Mart
>It's christmas, so every aisle is packed to all hell
>hear noise in back of line
>some scrawny smug punk-ass kid is bragging in front other people about his new iPhone, and other shit (presents)
>they come up
>mom starts unpacking stuff, while the kid stares at me
>the kid stares at me with this really scummy shit-eating grin
>mother pulls out the movie "Ted"
>JusticeCommence.exe
>asks his mom who's that for
> "Oh, this is for my son, he's been wanting to watch it because he likes the show family guy"
>told her that this movie is not for kids his age, as it contains sex, drugs, severe profanity
>the mother looks suprised, kids face is slowly draining in color
>whip out a copy of "How the grinch stole christmas"
>says it's family friendly and a classic, make some bullshit excuse of how I grew up as a good child because of this movie
>mother is convinced, swaps movies
>kid is getting butthurt and is whining
>kid quietly says "fuck you" in my face
>mother catches this, bans him from his Xbox
>kids face is absolutely red with butthurt at this point
>they start to pack up and leave
>i whistle "you're a mean one mr grinch"
>mfw
Absolutely based.
>Working in a warehouse
>some woman decided to take a box cutter to the bathroom
>scraped some stuff off the wall, was apparently trying to get to the insulation of the building
>comes back with the stuff in her pocket
>proceeds to put said wall scrapings in bags throughout the warehouse
>because those walls are never properly certified, people start getting itchy
>like really itchy
>itchy enough to claim it's an outbreak, people start getting sent home, isolated, or put somewhere else
>station gets sanitize , people showing up in hazmat suits, spraying bleach everywhere
>mfw she alone could have caused an asbestos outbreak
>if she was successful she could have literally been mailing asbestos across the entire USA
>could have contaminated countless places in the process
>the warehouse would have been shut down
>mass paranoia as people refuse to buy online items ever again
>the market for stuff like amazon and aliexpress could have plummeted
Truly devilish.
Bump, this place is full of shitposting, racebaiting or other nonsense.
Post your greentext, faggots.
I got fired/quit my job today.
I made a greentext about it earlier
I had a qt azn girl on my lap cause i'm mall santa. Black nigger mom scares her away and puts her monkey child on my lap. I push him off and he gets a bloody nose. She screams hpw she will sue the place. I say fuck you nigger and leave
>tfw you missed out on 18-19yo pussy
I was about to feel but then I remembered im dating a 19 yo. Her dads leaving for a week too.
>mfw AoC is 16 in my cuntryWhy don't you just pay an 18 year old prostitute to fug you?
>>25186249
source robot
Excerpt from American Atheists website.
"...only through the use of scientific analysis and free, open inquiry can humankind reach out for a better life."
>Do atheists really think they are the only ones capable of scientific achievement?
>Are there leading atheists accomplishing anything useful in scientific fields?
>Do they think people will ever stop being shitty even if religion didn't exist?
>>25186236
Everything needs a counterbalance.
>>25186236
None of your questions are implied by the quote you gave.
>>25186266
Clearly it's implied you fuckwit.
What if everyone who tried to post from a phone was permanently banned?
I would have very little to do at work
It wouldn't be good. I assume most true robots have extremely poor diets like I do, and take their phone with them every time (4-5 times daily) they go and have diarrhea. I post from my phone while having a hot brown. More normies would be here if we banned phone posters.
>>25186222
This is false. I'm a girl and I know damn well the banning of phone posters would shove out most of the normies.
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