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>be me
>been playing piano since 4 yrs old
>"oh anon, you're so talented!"
>everybody knows me as piano guy
>"oh you should see him play"
>tfw nobody actually knows me
>nobody knows who i am
>never have actual conversations
>social anxiety
>nobody will ever know me as anything more
Do you have a necktie that looks like a keyboard?
What kind of music do you play?
Piano is the best robot instrument, you can certainly feel someone is sad by his play.
I want to learn it, if I ever got the will to learn a instrument
>tfw ive only had one crush in your life
>i was too scared to act on it
>she just got engaged
i want to die
Well that sucks Op :(
Where you close to her?
Iktf I was cyber stalking an ex and found someone with the same name who got married and started feeling sick
>>25185746
Yeah. Most people believe the crush was mutual. At the time though my self esteem was so low that I just couldnt believe it and didnt want to lose her friendship. Now i havent been aware of anyone whos liked me since and shes getting married to someone better than me in every way
Imagine you'd have a child. And then child would turn out like you. How depressed would that make you?
picrelated
>>25185685
At least I wouldn't die alone.
That's why I'm doing everything in my power to make my son a fuking chad. Nature vs nurture bitch.
>>25185685
are you kidding me?
i'd rather have a fat, basement-dwelling virgin NEET than a degenerate alcoholic, STD-ridden drug addict as a child
>kqt is a total sweetheart and really nice
>we talk all hours of the day
>she texts me good morning and good night every day, makes my day
>something seems off but really enjoy the attention
>she's amazing really like her, best relationship in 23 years of life and i've never even met her
>she asks me to move to Korea and be with her
>start saving up money plan to surprise her on Christmas with my airline ticket and tell her i'll be there for the new year
>literally ready to drop my entire life and all my future ambitions for this girl
>today she comes clean to me
>she loves me, i've been the greatest part of her life for much of 2015 but i need to know one thing
>she's a single mom
what do i do. i really liked her but i can't bring myself to drop my life and move to the other side of the world for a whore.
>>25185667
Koreans are absolutely crazy for white men, just go there and bang bitches 24/7.
>>25185667
I'm genuinely willing to discuss this with you, but first, you need to prove this isn't bait.
don't you need a visa to stay in Korea or something like that?
Okay here's a story that's basically just so I can write it down and get it off my chest.
>be around 13
>middle school
>start talking to qt3.14 gril
>head over heels
>actually, too far
>somewhat of an obsession
>but she likes me back and we start dating
>youremakingitworse.jpeg
>enables my dependent personality
>we get to know each other
>be beta about it and take 7 months to ask her out
>even date other chicks during this time, but just to make her jealous
>somehow, she still wants to be with me after all this time
>now, before all this, I was pretty shy, but played sports had some close friends and was generally happy
>we date and start doing things we shouldn't have done at 13, but no sex
>break up before I can tap dat
>fuckmylifeisover.sobstory
>yeah yeah I know, but who wasn't dumb as a teenager
>go crazy over her
>seriously not necessary
>start the drugs and the alcohols and fast forward
>high school
>me and my stupid friends decide it would be cool to break in some places to steal alcohol and shit
>eventually get caught, luckily only by parents
>feel horrible over it
>yet I don't
>I realize I have problems now
>anxiety, depression, addiction even
>but these are only the first layer of this nasty onion that still hasn't peeled
>decide to straighten up
>don't
>continue to junior year
>get serious about straightening up
>have shit social life
>don't open up, I assume because my brain thinks if I do it'll go through all that again
>read dale carnegie and lift
>join wrestling team
>lose anxiety and depression
>but
>there's still something not right
>I'm avoidant
>can't open up or talk to people
>freeze up in conversation, which is weird because I thought if I felt acted and looked confident, I would be
>try to open up
>am still struggling
Idk what to do, but I'm trying to improve myself. I haven't even had a gf since 8th grade bc of this shit and just wanted to get that off my chest. AMA, discuss, share experiences and how life has been to you.
Forgot to mention
>passed out in class because of too many drugs freshman year
>fell outta chair
>made fun of and embarrassed for the rest of high school
>no respect
>consider suicide at one point
>OVER A FUCKING GIRL IN 8TH GRADE
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH ME
Bump because I want to answer questions and hear others' stories
Sound like a Tirrell or a Tyrone to me senpai
I really want a boyfriend for Christmas!
>>25185649
I can do that
But I'm here for long haul
>>25185649
Post your whatsapp
>>25185716
Are you a qt? a bara? I really want one of those. Can I have one of those?
>>25185739
A whatsnow?
>mummy's wrapping christmas presents in the other room right now
>mummy got you fallout 3 and not fallout 4 for christmas
>>25185578
haha holy fuck I had this happy to me a few years back
>ask for GoW 2 for chrissy
>get some fucking racing game instead
Was fucking devastated
>>25185578
You should kill her. Kill mummy, yes that's right.
Post your reaction when you found out Han Solo is kill.
Han is what now?
disney gets none of my neetbux for i am not child
>>25185698
Yet mummy brings you tendies in a Wendy's bag.
Describe your life in a wojak/pepe
>Describe your life in a wojak/pepe
here you go
Certain image-themed threads might be more successful if you bring up a textual prompt.
Cause of the robot, you see.
i want normies to leave
GET
OUT
U
T
>girl starts working with me at a store
>she's a qt3.14
>hear she's seasonal
>ask her out to seal the deal before she leaves
>she says yes, my life is at its peak
>give her my number
>she's excited and telling all our co-workers we have a date
>get a text later saying she's super nervous and awkward because she's never been out with a guy before
>asks if we can just hang out and get to know each other
>this is fine, everything is fine
>we almost never text
>send her a text, she'll read it and not respond
>she's all smiles and friendly to me at work
>scared shitless she'll say no if I ask if we can just hang out at the mall
>or worse, she says yes then cancels via text later
I can't fucking read this girl. I plan on asking her if she wants to hang out after the Christmas weekend tomorrow. I thought she liked me, but her lack of texts makes me feel like she wants to avoid me. Maybe it's because she can only text through iMessage on some old iPod because she doesn't have a phone. Fuck me, I don't to know what to do!
Don't be a text beta senpai, you should really only set up the date with it and verify a few hours before hand that she's actually coming
>>25185547
What about holiday text? As in "merry christmas", who wouldn't want that?
>>25185587
Sure, whatever. Just don't be a clingy bitch before you even go on your date with her.
Who here has opened their /thirdeye/
my 3rd eye has cancer
>>25185515
a third eye is just a hole in your head fucking idiot
>>25185515
me, dude. i smoked some oregano and browsed r/theredpill for 3 minutes. feeling pretty phenominol (some word i learned on thesarus.com)
is there a drug that woul let me study 10h/day?
I want to learn something, but I am lazy, its overhelming
>>25185471
Fix your internet addiction and it will be easy.
>>25185471
yes its called adderall
Any number of stimulants
TFW you never get called on your cellphone
What is this thread supposed to be exactly?
>>25185440
baka niggah do you even leave the city
>>25185413
>All those free minutes on my plan
>Never used
>some guys like big boobs
>some patrician men like flat chested qts
>some men like tall girls
>some like short girls
>some men like "curvy" or even fat girls
>some like skinny grills
------------
>all women like 8+ inch dicks
>No woman would like a 5 inch pencil dick
>all women like ripped, but not too big! guys
>NO woman likes skellingons or chubby guys
>ALL women like tall men
>NO women like men below 6' tall
Life is not fair
Should I just kill myself?
>>25185386
>all women like ripped, but not too big! guys
>NO woman likes skellingons or chubby guys
>no woman likes chubby guys
If you got the Seth Rogen thing going on then you're in.
>>25185433
>if you're a fat beta provider cuck you're in
>>25185433
>If you are incredibly rich, famous and have a mediocre sense of humor you can bed a fat barista from starbucks
Great
>tfw no cougar gf to stroke my hair as she warmly and softly whisper reassuring things in my ear as I fall asleep in her arms during a stormy night
will this suffering ever end, /r9k/?
do women have '"child issues"'? Like, they treat their SO like a child because she can't have any herself or something?
![[OZC]Mobile Suit Gundam Char's Counterattack [2011 Release].mkv_snapshot_00.47.36_[2014.02.15_17.20.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZjmphuG.jpg "[OZC]Mobile Suit Gundam Char's Counterattack [2011 Release].mkv snapshot 00.47.36 [2014.02.15 17.20.20]")
>>25185324
Are you me, anon?
(I don't give a fuck if it's not original for fuck's sake)
Obligatory Rosey mommy collage post
