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>be gainfully employed
>don't save
>waste money on food and massages
>don't move out
>live in the basement
>shitpost
This is the sweet spot between NEEtdom and wagecuckery OPie.
>>25187444
hello, fellow massage monger.
>>25187422
Is that your m6 op?
Some of you robots may be aware of the batshit lunatic that goes by the name "Kaikura," a squirrel-kin on tumblr.
http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/
Hour ago she published a post detailing how she snaked her mother's medication and then swapped it around with something she purchased online.
Her mother had relapsed and had another episode, dying as a result.
If that ain't a murder confession, I don't know what is. Bring the hammer down on this stupid bitch.
>>25187417
this can't be real lmao
ebin origiunal
>>25187417
>females
What did we expect? What is the lesson here?
ProTip: The lesson is women are the reason why we get old, sick, and die (Adam and Eve TB|-|)
>>25187417
why don't you just call the police if you think you stumbled on a legit murder confession?
>Used to shitpost sissy trap threads to troll people on 4chan
>tfw now I'm a tranny
Be careful what you shitpost about, anons. Meme magic is real.
>>25187411
be my tranny gf pls
Look down between your legs then repeat the mantra "There is no such thing as a feminine penis".
>>25187446
Idk Kayla's penis is pretty feminine. Looks like a baby penis.
Post winter woes, holliday heartbreak, December despair, and general feels. What can I get for you?
>tfw family didn't invite you over for Christmas
>>25187394
Thats fucked up man, im sorry anon.
Evening again barkeep. Not as comfy as last night, but still doing alright. I'll take my usual NY sour.
This thread is everything you've ever wanted in a thread.
Post here with confidence.
I don't really know exactly what I would want in a thread, but I have always found the solarized color theme comfy.
This thread isn't everything I've ever wanted, the OP image is disgusting.
>>25187296
not op, but would love to have a gf like her
>tfw no kamay washing, jeepney driving, tuko calling, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
i admire your autism at this point
>kamay washing
Made my gf laugh
>>25188138
b8'd
So I found the full script of Shrek online.
I'm currently formatting it because it copy pasted into one big text block. So I'm having to format it more like a script. And I'm planning on posting the entire script on here soon, so I'm having to format it into ~2000 character chunks. Here what it looks like so far.
That is not proper screenplay formatting
I'm writing a new Rosey mommy story.
>>25187277
Yep, anon. That's a pretty autistic thing to do
Here's an idea:
Collectively R9K creates book for kids who turn into R9kers.
In this guide would be a comprehensive aid too living as a robot:
How to survive, how to improve, how to live a
/comfy/ lifestyle, what jobs to apply for, what gibmedats you might be entitled too, how to cope with being ugly or autistic.
Also how to cope without a gf - how the sexual market actually works (talk about genetics being most important factor ect).
How to cope with depression, good foods to eat (Sardines, mushrooms ect), lifting/exorcise.
Just some preliminary ideas. What do you think?
Name ideas
> So you're a pepe?
> Being subhuman - a guide
> Less than 7s
> Kill all Normie's, volume 1
> being a robot in 2015
I'm a busy guy but if someone actually makes this who has free time then you'll help all the new Pepe's that need guidance in the strange social landscape of the internet age.
>>25187212
read book
don't move out
study and get job
????
its an unfinished work.
Self bump, this took me a while to type on my phone so pls don't let it slide.
It's a good idea but...
>So you're a pepe?
>Kill all Normie's, volume 1
Now I'm worried that you're underage.
The name of the book should be 2 words at the maximum.
>>25187271
>pls don't let it slide.
People aren't going to respond to an interesting thread like this.
They're too busy responding to another fembot bait thread.
How guys 2015 is almost over. In a few more days the new year will begin. How did 2015 treat you? Was there anything good?
2015 was a brutal for me
>aunt died
>became closer to my co workers
>got in to a good college
>had feels for a girl who didn't love me back
>fuck my car up
>mom lost her job
>didn't make any new friends in school
>lost all my babby muscles i worked hard for
>had a chance with a new girl, but blew it because of X amount of reasons
>failed 2 of my classes
>startgin to hate my major
>best friend moved away
>constantly thinking of killing myself
>might have to quit my job and do school full time
>already low on cash
>mom is trying to be happy for me, but I know shes dead on the inside.
fucking hell i really hope 2016 gets better
>>25187168
Where did you get that lewd 3D pic of Ana from?
>stopped having literally any empathy at all for my fucktarded family member who treat me like shit (huge load of my shoulder)
>been giving emotionally abusive single mom shit (feels good)
>got a job
>met some really nice people
>met QT gril, mutual attraction
>hell of a gril, interest in literature, cooks, virgin
>feel good about myself and my future (sometimes)
>not constantly depressive and anxious
>no longer think about suicide every day
>struggled a lot in the early year but doing great now
>saved up some money, gonna move out soon
>gonna get my driver's license soon, boss will help me buy a car (he's thrifty as fuck and has good knowledge of autos)
FEELS. FUCKING. GREAT. MANGS.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GONNA MAKE IT BOIS
5 YEARS OF NEETDOM IDGAF, WE MADE THE RECOVERY BOYS.
NORMIEDOM HERE I COME.
2015 was just a shittier 2012.
>tfw eating a sub that was personally handcrafted for me by a certified subway sandwich artist
Fellow neets, what do you like to eat for a weekday midnight snack?
Wagecucks need not apply as we all know you're asleep then. Gotta get up early if you want to beat that traffic!
>>25187139
Midnight snack? Tenderloin steak with garlic mashed potatoes, accompanied by a glass of red wine.
NEET comedians must be kept well fed after all.
>>25187139
The "subway sandwich made personally for me" gets me every time. I can't make it a sentence in without laughing. This thread is usually the highlight of my shitposting most days
>>25187599
And there will be plenty more sandwiches made exclusively for NEETs when Bernie gets elected.
Why do women threaten to destroy things/become violent and spiteful when they aren't the center of attention for more than 5 minutes?
>the current year
>not living in your mother's basement
Histrionic personality disorder
Originality
It's why I'm glad I am single.
Honestly, I don't want to deal with a partner that rants about me playing video games. I rather have the video games than the sex.
>3 days before Christmas
>Still no r9k gf
>>25186907
unfortunately i don't find autistic roastie sluts attractive tbqh
>>25186907
boxface: top left
hairspray and pained expression: top right
emo bitch: bottom left
jailbait: bottom right
>>25186976
>autistic
>roastie
pick one
>"Omg im so excited to see the new starwar-- HEY! Anon, where's you're date? You didnt come alone did you?"
>>25186887
This is cruel as shit to do to a guy. I'm a woman and would never say something like that.
>>25186887
>S-she's probably getting popcorn
>I-i'll go check on her
Leave and then kill myself.
>>25186887
I always come alone
Has anyone here ever tried DMT?
I tried DMT once, I did not break through but the visuals I saw were beautiful enough to make me cry.
After doing DMT, LSD, DXM, and lower doses of shrooms, I'm terrified to even smoke weed after a horrible trip I had eating 7 grams of shrooms which I was not prepared for.
>>25186873
I want to but don't have means to obtain it.
>>25186873
ll6lardicrvrljvq
>Down from 100kg to 85kg
>Learning French
>Finally managing to talk to girls again, albeit autistically
>Graduate university in 2 years time
>$60,000 in account through investing and saving
>Family actually contacted me instead of the other way around and asked me to spend christmas with them this year
Who /selfimprovement/ here?
>>25186814
Why do you lie on a cambodian basket weaving forum?
>>25186814
Cool
It makes me wonder how you are going to inevitably fuck it all up
>>25186880
Makes me worry too senpai
