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>be black
>date non black women
>eventually get into relationships with them
>constantly have self loathing problems
>r9k and the internet in general has helped make me hate myself for being black
>girls I date start to like me more an more
>I push them away with my negativeness towards myself an asking why they would be attracted to a nigger
>eventually break up with them, telling them they deserve better
I've done this with 5 women now. 3 were Mexican and 2 were white. No they weren't overweight, which is why I was so negative about myself towards it. I knew I didn't deserve them.
That's actually pretty terrible. Sorry bro.
Nigga stop being so hard on yourself. If anything you do, dont let faggots tell you otherwise. I wish i had as much chances as you did. Enjoy yourself man.
>>25188471
date black women
You know thats all you deserve
Who /fasting/ here?
Abstaining from food is an excellent way to cultivate discipline and break down mental barriers.
I just ate the last food I'm going to have tonight and now I will be fasting for 36 hours to help me gather my strength before dealing with family Christmas gatherings.
>>25188433
Not to question capabilities, but wouldn't you be speaking too soon anon?
>>25188433
>not eating food to "gather strength"
that's not how things work, anon.
>>25188454
MENTAL strength. Mind over matter and all that.
We finally did it bernie bros
https://youtu.be/YmgS8Q2ymeo?t=1m58s
What a flaming train wreck chris chan is. Shits bad for me but at least im not him
Can't wait to see what comes of this
> bernie bros
>>>/lgbt/
There aren't many female magicians because deception goes against women's instincts.
>She credits the lack of female magicians to several factors. Primarily, she believes magic's deceptiveness goes against women's instinct. At the start of her career, she suffered from "magician's guilt" more than her male peers.
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/this-feminist-magician-wants-women-in-magic-to-lean-in
Aren't the fortune-tellers usually women?
>FEMINIST MAGICIANS
Literally the antithesis of wizards
HOW DO YOU COMPETE WITH THIS WITCHES?
>deceptiveness goes against women's instinct
Maximum overkek
Did you know there are people that can tell if they need to wipe or not, just by the feel of waste coming out?
How the fuck do I gain this ability?
I'm constipated most of the time so my shit comes out rarely and its hard as a brick and doesn't stain at all. One safety wipe is usually enough.
Wet shits are unwipable, stop being american and shower/use bidet like a civilized person
>>25188358
If you're constipated often go to the grocery store and buy Bragg's Raw Apple Cider Vinegar with the Mother. 2 spoon fulls in an 8 oz glass of water will make you shit within five minutes. It's also great for you. It gives you a lot of energy and focus, and is supposed to help you live longer.
>>25188487
Why do you know this? Do you have bowel issues from eating uncooked tendies?
>tfw no cultured gf
>>25188303
If she didn't have 10 feet of bamboo thick hair maybe I'd give her a second look.
5/10 tbqh
>being too cultured for redneck Christian girls in my town
Such is life of me
>>25188303
>tfw when no cultured veggies
>tfw no activated almonds
*Ahem*
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
thats all folks, thank you
>he's 17 and realized that 4chan is a place he can say naughty words without getting in trouble
W E W
E. E
W E W
L E D
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>>25188280
I'm glad there's a robot on this board that ensures we're seeing 100 percent original content.
>have to work from 7am to 5pm doing back breaking demolitions work every day
>making minimum wage
>exhausted by the end of the day and dont even have the energy to play videogames
a-at least im contributing to society you fucking NEETs
This is why I'll never get a job
>tfw 33 and still living with mummy and daddy
>>25188279
damn that is some rough shit, you should save up a plane ticket to rural asia and start a new life
>>25188279
If you don't like your job, find another one.
ITT: Post dad-issues
>be me
>grew up without a dad
>when he was around he beat my mom and almost killed my baby sister
>he always liked me, though
>almost 1 year old
>me, my mom and my sister move far away from him
>7 years pass
>dad dies
>he was on his way to see us
>he died running off his motorbike almost there
>many years later
>mom tells me I remind her of him when she's angry
>mfw I'm gonna be as shit as my dad
>>25188127
it's not too late to change
>>25188127
Why does he have a nose?
>>25188127
>be me
>No dad
>Never got told any information about him beside the fact he died from an unknown cause outside the country I was born to.
Still question his existence even today. Mom say nothing about him ever. Grew up isolated and fatherless. Had to learn to become a man myself.
So, a continuation on this thread I made a couple od hours ago. On a train home now, just got my stuff together and left, didn't bother to wake her up to say goodbye. Couldn't find any used panties that weren't fucking disgusting, came in her hair conditioner bottle though.
Not planning to write anything, but I'll respond if she does. If she wants to meet again, it's at my place. Fuck wasting time and money on things like this, ugh.
>>25188110
Learn to fucking greentext
>>25188126
I usually do, actually. Must've slipped my mind this time.
Bumping because I have nothing better to do on the train.
Comfy feels, comfy pictures, and comfy music.
Grab a warm blanket and get /comfy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_utIW5mwcUI
>tfw your shitposting and it starts raining outside
>Live in Brooklyn
>Currently 55 degrees and raining
I don't know what the fuck is up with Winter this season.
Currently listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkpT-xiSTBE
>>25188202
is it usually colder?
I live in California so I don't get snow so rain is the most I hope for.
Once in a blue moon there may be a hailstorm though.
>tfw forceful winds slamming rain against the window when you have a hot drink and blanket inside with dog on lap watching anything stupid on tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRqNDlxs-2w
*sigh* This is the last time I go to In-n-out...
Why is everyone obsessed about that John does at 3:16? Leave him alone already
>>25188113
Proper response to xtian garbage.
>>25188086
Le ebin *tips*
Are you actually able to love a woman who's had her "fun"?
Could you seriously feel any romantic connection with a woman who's had a "wild" time?
Would you want to settle down with a woman who's "got it all out of her system"?
Who are you asking?
>>25188074
>red
>light blue
>colored toenails
>>25188074
>yes
>yes
>no
The last one is a "no" because those kind of women will never truly "get it out of their systems." They'll decide they want to settle down and have a kid with someone who will take care of them, but eventually they'll want to have a bit of reckless fun again, and being stupid cunts, they'll go out and do it.
The phrase "once a whore, always a whore" exists for a reason.
>32
>100,000+ a year job
>Nice house and car
>The only women I can get are all single mothers with black kids
Why the fuck did I even bother
>>25188027
Have you considered that you still need togit gud?
>>25188027
Go for asians they liertall the the last hope for guys like us. Feminism has killed the white race.
>>25188027
>100,000+ a year job
that's fucking solid, fuck companionship
>Tfw you will never be a hero
>Tfw you will never fight monsters and evil
>Tfw you will never save the world
Why live
you wish you were a hero,
Chad brings her "minutes since last orgasm" count to zero.
Guns are a thing and the world is full of evil people.
>TFW in a fantasy world unless I was a mage or something I'd just die instantly in any fight.
>TFW even if I was a mage I'd have like 3hp and one sleep spell memorized
