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ITT: Things which you've never had to worry about before, and probably never even though about before, but then when you realise it, you worry.
>how do i buy the right size condom
NORMIES NOT WELCOME GET OUT REEEEE DON'T SHIT UP MY THREAD IF YOU'RE NOT A REAL /r9k/ AUTIST
>>25191925
Honestly not trying to be a douche, but wouldn't you rather have normie opinions in this case seeing as they are probably more experienced than autist in this?
>how do i buy the right size condom
Google.
>How the fuck am I supposed to be an uncle as a Neet with no friends?
>>25191968
I don't want answers, I just want a big thread full of worries normies never give a second thought to, but are big deals for people like me.
Am I the only one surprised at how much new stuff they added in Star Wars just so they could sell replicas/toys/figures of?
- New Lightsaber despite the old red one being fine.
- New droid.
- New blasters and pistols.
- New red arm C3PO
- R2D2 now has multicolored lights
- Lea's spear
- New stormtrooper helmet/armor
What else do you think Lucas will create for money?
>>25191908
Do people actually buy this shit?
>>25191940
Yes. Star Wars is a merchandising Juggernaut.
Why would you be surprised? Their only objective in making the film is too make money, and the toys have always been a massive source of income.
>>25191940
you'd be surprised. kids love stuff like toy lightsabers/helmets/blasters.
the figurines will probably be for older fans but should sell as well
Why are asian women so ugly? Pic related, a typical asian woman.
Put some pig tails on it and a baby hooker outfit and yep it looks exactly like an asian girl
>>25191905
hahahahaha man they're the shittiest race of women for sure
I don't understand the obsession with Asian women. You might as well fuck a little boy.
>tfw your favorite pornstar posts a rare pepe
I dont know how to feel tbqhwy. Does anyone here has a similar experience?
pepe is fucking dead, holy shit
Thats not Pepe. Just some random frog
>>25191990
Clever bastard
What's the closest you've ever gotten to a celebrity, or a really famous person in general? Did you actually meet them?
The closest I've been was when Snoop Dogg liked a comment I left on his facebook page when I was 14. All I wrote was just "snoop".
I get mistaken for being famous if that counts?
I've been stopped in the street on nights out by guys asking where they know me from or who swear they've seen me on TV.
The worst I've done is accept a selfie request from a girl. But at no stage do I ever go along with the assumption.
Erm hard to think I've been pretty close to a few, the closest I've gotten to someone who I guess can be considered a celebrity (not a big one) would be chilling with basshunter for abit in magaluf
Eh, I'd say just being in attendance at concerts. I'm within feet of them, some I even shook hands with after the show.
But if those don't count, I was able to make a song with one of Skrillex's friends, I guess that's sorta cool.
Who /killing themselves on New Years ever here/ tell me how you plan to do it bros. I feel so free at last.
i'm going to buy a gun with my christmas bonus and shoot myself in the head
>>25191832
wagecucking to the bitter end
>>25191819
what about you, op? what's your plan
>>25191850
are you going somewhere with that?
Who's your oneitis? Why does she have a special place in your heart?
i cured my oneitis
but in the process repressed so many memories and emotions that I have a vague understanding of some life events and have a hard time letting my guard down and genuinely connecting with a female.
oneitis is not a disease. find the 'one' that has oneitis back
>>25191779
Is this that Jewish girl who's disguised as a gook?
>>25192070
>oneitis is not a disease. find the 'one' that has oneitis back
Let's be real, that's nobody.
>>25192096
honestly, I'm not entirely ready for any romantic relationship of any kind
the laws of statistics make that reality very plausible. just get used to rejection
>tfw little to no drive
>>25191757
you just have no discipline
>>25191901
but how do I build disciprine?
I'm the same way. I can't get out of bed most days unless I roll over and take some caffeine pills. I can't sleep without melatonin.
Drinking a gallon of water a day helps.
>at a car show
>9/10 red head model winks and blows some kisses at me
what does this mean?, i find it highly unlikely she was sexually attracted to me unless she has a fetish for 300lb guys.
>>25191753
>>at a car show
She is paid to flirt, anon. Literally a prostitute.
>model
It's her job. The Roastie in her natural habitat wouldn't give you the time of day.
>>25191753
Its called she was doing her job. Which is to look sexy and act flirty to draw customers. She isn't into you.
What would kissing a qt 2D gril feel like?
Like bags of paper cuts.
>>25191627
The majority of anime characters and people who develop them are full normies. Kojima is a normie. Iwata is a casual scrub normie. Miyamoto was too.
You'd disgust all of the content creators you like most :'>(
>>25192418
b8 desu
kys
>tfw driving in my 80s car listening to 80s music and pretending its the 80s
anyone else do this
>>25191502
Not personally, but I have met them. Guy in town here has a Trans Am straight out of the timewarp and dresses the part - mullet and wifebeater.
80s Hits are top comfy 2bh
>listening to Duran Duran while getting drunk alone
No better feel
>>25191502
you're posting a 1999 picture idiot,trenchcoats and sunglasses weren't hip until the matrix
Doesn't matter how big you are if you can't get it up or if you can't last more than five minutes.
>>25191437
>Five minutes
That's impressive desu senpai
I can't last more than two
>having sex
>with an asian woman
Sorry, I like women with actual attractive faces
Post the last snapchat you took of yourself
None, because I'm not a fucking normie.
>>25191371
/thread
sage this shit
>>25191442
what is a sage?
>look at fb photos of crush at work
>look at all the photos of her being happy with her bf
>go to my desktop
>it's covered in hentai
Why am such garbage?
>>25191321
CAUSE YOU FEEDING THAT ONEITIS BITCH
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BRING THAT WEAKASS SHIT UP IN THIS HOMBY BOMBY
YOU KILL THAT LOVE, YOU GET ANOTHER, A REAL ONE
2D>3DPD
always OP
remembert that girl has cheated his bf
you dont want her
>>25191349
Just found out that wasn't her bf, it was her fiance.
When you're not in school, there's nowhere to find new women to like. All I can do is keep my eyes on the ground and slave away at my retail job.
>me
>with group of friends
>some girl say some random shit to me like "you are cute"
>i think she totally wants my dick
>end of the night
>girl is actually fucking another guy
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
WHY
>>25191292
She wants your dick but you're so autistic she decides to settle instead as you are mission impossible
>>25191611
How do you escalate the situation when you know they want it, be rapist-tier aggressive, ask for consent like an autist, just kiss her, put their hand on your erect dick?
I have cucked myself several times via being clueless and scared of being charged with sexual assault, help
>>25191701
1:flirting
2:touching, like hugs and shit
3:kissing
4:touching private areas
5:fingering/oral
6:sex
There you go, shell stop you at one of these steps if she doesnt wanna go further, thats how you escalate without raping.
