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yawwwnnnnn. Oh, hey normies. I didn't see you there. I'm running late for work and I'm miserable.
That's why I'm here on r9k, that's why I'm a robot. Because I'm miserable.
How's your facebook account going, NEETnormie? Busy sharing posts about your hobbies and good feelings?
I'm surprised you're even here to read this. After all, you're happy and have tons of free time and hobbies. Which means you're a normalcuck and you don't belong here.
After work, because I'm a miserable robot and you aren't, you normie, I'll be back here.
Another day on r9k, another time you do not fit in here and are not welcome here, NEETnormie. Go be happy elsewhere because robots aren't happy.
I'm confused. Has everything swapped now? r9k should now be for normies to complain about having money and getting sex, normies have it WAY harder than robots
>>25193552
OP has never been moar right than he is in this instance
>>25193552
you already have a face book for that normie, probably a couple reddits too. And with all that free time I'm sure you use them a bunch.
Post you are ASMRfu's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQdADBvQqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGBw8I_2xlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHbnpjF5PTY
>>25193430>>25193451
>ASMR
camwhores without the sex.
Holy christ she's beautiful
Who here /hasntslept/?
I swear I tell myself I'll fix this sleep schedule and end up falling asleep at like 8AM and continuing the cycle.
Me. No sleep yet. Maybe soon.
>>25193548
I don't even know if I should bother at this point. I hate not sleeping though and can never pull off staying up all day.
Yeah, tonight!
who else /civ5/ here?
>>25193417
Haven't played in a while, rolling.
>>25193417
Arabia master race.
want to enjoy it but i cant really figure out how to play it as well as civ4, any ideas? like a guide or written out playthroughs like people used to do for civ4? thats how i got good at that.
all the civic options confuse me desu
You will be able to work christmas day, right anon? I don't want to have to fire you.
y-y-yes boss
>>25193416
>tfw wagies are just lemons in the line
>>25193416
epic memes, employers here would get fined into oblivion for making employees stay even after 5 PM on weekdays
>>25193416
the wageslave will have money to buy presents for his family and go out and do what ever he loves .
anyone else think that reddit is actually a cool site in a lot of ways? i understand why its community gets so much hate and yet i cant deny theres a good deal of interesting/funny content on it
>>25193404
Nah, they don't even have Smug Wojak.
I actually enjoy the manga subreddit, a lot of helpful people there.
>theres a good deal of interesting/funny content on it
Can't say I've ever seen any of it.
Is there a website for edgy, bitter loners anywhere?
Maybe somewhere that's a mix of /r9k/ and wizchan.
I'm a 20 year old loner with a decent job, no real social skills and I fuck whores occasionally.
It would be nice to have a place to chat with like-minded individuals about our abnormal interests.
I know there are a few people similar to me that browse here but it's hard to find them amidst all the teenagers and normalfags.
That a real shame desu.
>>25193359
its called Facebook
>>25193359
We're all that is
why is she so perfect?
literally the perfect female
Ayy lmao why is her head bigger than her entire upper body?
I always wonder if she's supposed to be cute but just horribly unkempt and awkward or if she's supposed to be ugly and just looks cute because 2D.
>>25193458
The latter. Anything can be made cute with 2d powers, almost every female character in every anime is hot or cute as fuck. 3d can't compete.
who /laina/ here?
GOAT-tier waifu tbuh
she reminds me too much of my sister
can't waifu her
>>25193342
that just makes it better
>>25193319
all I can see are tits and the tits are too small to be noteworthy, sell this vapid cunt to me anon or Im out
ITT: You post autistic girls you fantasize about living happily together forever with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZhZ0k1lyF8
0:29 2:20
>tfw no edgy, autistic, qt3.14, schoolgirl gf
>>25193306
>0:29 2:20
10/10, what a lovely lass
>>25193306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alFO0HwC3gQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgvwqvamdts
>tfw no JIF gf
>Oh look! Anon's drinking! Oh he's growing up :), don't get drunk anon!
or
>Anon you're having a drink? wow!
Just kill me, fuck the drinking culture, why is it seen as being an adult to literally drink poison and become stupid.
>>25193263
at least you're not slavic
>expected to get shitfaced every holiday
>even sober relatives expect you to drink
>can and will take it personally if you don't
:^)
Maybe you're just underage and this is what adults say to teenagers?
Beer literally tastes like garbage btw. I only drink whiskey occasionally.
>>25193376
>Beer literally tastes like garbage btw
American beer*
fixed that for you
even bottled (as opposed to tap) beer from Czech Republic or Germany is much better
I don't get it. I have been watching anime since 2005 if not even sooner and i don't know any of the anime that people post on here.
It's like everyone just watches romance and school life shit nowadays. I don't get the obsession with cute anime girls since they just come off as obnoxious twats.
I swear anime fandom nowadays closely resembles mlp fandom.
>Stop Liking What I Don't Like: The Thread.
I recently started watching Sonic Boom as well.
It's not even that good. I just like the cute girls in it.
>>25192709
I am not telling you to stop liking what you like. I am just saying that i don't understand you at all. It seems odd to me how everything is becoming cuetish.
At least i had one punch man this year :).
>>25192709
Honestly it's great to have diversity and i do not mind other type of anime. I just fear that the anime i like will stop existing because it is much easier to do a school romance or ecchi shit than well animated battle scenes and plot like full metal alchemist.
What is wrong with prostitution when both parties are willing? Why is it illegal?
Why is the imperial system still used?
Why is there no health care?
Why are niggers allowed to live?
Because burgerclaps are retarded.
>>25192497
why do people who never worked offered social security?
>tfw several legal brothels within 5 - 10 minutes from my house
Anyone got a link to a pastebin with megalinks?
>>25192246
Yes but you're getting it fbi
megalinks to what senpai
>>25192285
Are they not legal?
>>25192378
Games or anime preferably.
>tfw you get one of these presents
I have literally never seen any of those things.
i hope i get some new socks from santa
I never balk in the face of a present given to me no matter how shitty.
I do hold my own gift giving to a high standard though. Other people seem to like getting gift cards but I feel like they're even worse than cash.
