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>play as support in every game because it's fun
>this is the "beta cuck" and girl role
>people always message me trying to ERP
>mfw straight
Why are people so fucking gay in online games? I've never seen more desperate people
>>25198842
>play top in every game because its fun
>i win
people don't message me for erp.
>>25198842
>5 years ago be a decent support is LoL
>nobody fags up the place
>4 years ago be a decent healer in WoW
>nobody fags up the place
>3 years ago playing a decent medic in tf2
>nobody fags up the place
>2 years ago build a sweet pheldagriff group hug deck in mtg
>nobody fags up the place
>last year started to play support in HotS
>nobody has fagged up the place save some people from /vg/ channel
Im starting to think internet faggotry is a 4chan meme. I never experienced it until I started trying to play with people from 4chan and even then it was a sea of faggot bottoms regardless of role
>he fell for the meme
>the role meme
Play what you like. If it doesnt work then you can play something else. But find what works and do it. Even if it means suckin dick
It is possible to have a job and be a neet at the same time
No. It completely contradicts being a NEET
NEET = Not in Education, Employment or Training
It is possible to have sex and still be a virgin at the same time.
What hobbies do you have, anon?
I have too much free time and nothing to do.
>>25198779
Giving money to poor anons via paypal
You should try it
>>25198803
how will that make me feel better, though?
I'll give a few copies of cs:go to some lonely people on Christmas.
Sometimes I make a short music loops on my computer for fun. They are almost always shit (not keen on music theory), but it gets my mind off things.
I also used to draw a lot, but gave up because I was getting nowhere in terms of skill.
Fuck my life senpai. Every time I try I get rejected. I'm /fit/ and not even ugly and I still get responses like pic related from fives. What should I do /r9k/?
>>25198777
Post her pic and her profile.
Post the whole conversation.
She obviously sounds like a bitch so IDK why you continued. You need to read girls better.
lol
i know the above statement wasn't original, and that is why i am typing this statement below it
why do you use ;) so much Jesus fucking Christ stop being such an autist ;)
I am pathetic.
I am so lonely.
I am so autistic.
I am so desperate.
I am a faggot feeling sorry for myself.
And people can smell it from a MILE off.
I fell in Love with a girl and got horrendously shot down. I am only the one at fault here.
I feel that I may give up on everything soon.
>>25198737
Just remember, don't go down like a pussy. Shoot up a school or a police station before you go. Leave a mark.
>>25198737
Why did I read this in DJ Khaled's voice?
>>25198764
Fuck off, I'm not an edgy faggot.
I don't hate people, It's my fault.
I'm not going to be like some autists on r9k who blame people on their own autism.
That's just the lowest of the low, never going that far.
It makes me feel happy. Like all the bad things in my life don't matter and that I'm at peace. It takes away all my anxiety, stress,and depression. Why is this miracle drug illegal?
because it's addictive like a motherfucker and the withdrawals can literally kill you
>>25198660
enjoy slowly killing yourself
>>25198660
because anything it gives you is fake and temporary
using r9k is the same really, once I stop posting I'm still the lonely faggot I was before but at least I'm not dumb enough to pretend it's a good thing
Why not just become your own gf?
>>25198620
because sex toys are cheaper
>>25198620
because 6'3, retardedly deep voice, site 12 feet, the list goes on..
i probably would have done it had it not been too many of those factors. i don't think i'm dysphoric in any way, probably just fucked in the head, but i can live just fine as a guy.
>>25198686
size 12*
I dated a radical feminist. Ask me anything.
>>25198606
Did it hurt when she fuck you with her strap-on? I assume not since you're a faggot and all.
>Dating anyone
I have a question, what the fuck are you doing here?
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGGOT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did your radical feminist dump you or did you dump her?
>tfw mine didn't dump me even after I was openly fascist in front of her
What type of man are you?
>tits guy
>ass man
or
>feet NEET
I feel kind of in the minority as a face guy.
I'm an Armpit Schmidt.
>>25198595
In that case I'd like to change my preference to "face swain".
>>25198677
>not "face ace"
Can we have a TV show screencap thread? I'll start by dumping some Peep Show, but anything's welcome.
>>25198514
>>>/tv/
off you go lad
>>25198514
Hoping to find something new worth watching.
>>25198528
Like all boards dedicated to a single topic, they have a culture of trolls trolling trolls and ridiculous elitism (not as mad as /mu/ or /a/, but still). They also piss and moan if you post anything outside of it's specified thread. I just want to know what you bots like
>be 20 year old autist britbong
>never normally take bus but have to today
>dont have enough money for an adult ticket
>planning on pretending to be under 19 for cheaper ticket
>after waiting 20 mins bus arrives
>bus driver is an arab
>instinctively put 50p in the fare box
>shouldihavedonethat.jpg
>fare box looks odd to me
>not sure It was the correct place to insert coins
>try and ask bus driver if I put the money in the right place
>he doesnt understand what I am asking and gets annoyed with me
>looks at me as if I am just trying to waste his time
>become overwhelmed and try to get off the bus
>cant because the bus doors are locked
>eventually bus driver asks me what ticket I want
>I say the under 19 ticket
>he says its 1.40
>explain that I have already payed 50p
>proceed to pay a pound in addition
>he prints out my ticket for me
>I take the ticket and look at the passengers
>they are all looking at me like im a fucking moron
>just stand there like a deer in headlights
>bus drivers yells at me to move
>go to the top level of the bus
>all the seats are taken
>just stand on the stairs until a seat becomes free
NEVER AGAIN
Are you the same guy who was worried about getting a bus earlier today?
>>25198464
No, I wasn't worried about a getting bus. It wasn't until I got on it I realised I have no fucking clue what I am doing.
Shit nigga, I also have an irrational, ridiculous fear of unknown public transportation. Especially that paying part made me sweaty.
Why do non-white men love white women so much?
Because they're LITERALLY perfect.
Colonialism
Also white people look like pigs and rats, I'll stick to Middle Eastern women.
>>25198385
Because white women have always been the global standard of beauty.
who else has to work on christmas
not me. NEET 4 lyfe
NEET FTW
funny and original comment
>almost 2016
>still not joining the NEET master race
If you like to post interracial porn, especially black men gangbanging a white girl, THEN YOU'RE A FUCKING NORMIE AND YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!
>>25198211
i-is that... is that cosmowright?
>>25199221
Yeah. He calls himself "Narcissa" now. :/
>>25200003
>get the chance to name yourself
>pick a fucked up name like that
and they always do this too
I demand the FBI agent monitoring this board pull some strings and get me a gf for Christmas.
>>25198208
gf's arn't that great
umm... women aren't objects you idiot??`
>>25198377
>women aren't objects
Yet they're made of matter, take up space, and exist in the physical realm. Exactly like objects.
