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>be 20 year old autist britbong
>never normally take bus but have to today
>dont have enough money for an adult ticket
>planning on pretending to be under 19 for cheaper ticket
>after waiting 20 mins bus arrives
>bus driver is an arab
>instinctively put 50p in the fare box
>shouldihavedonethat.jpg
>fare box looks odd to me
>not sure It was the correct place to insert coins
>try and ask bus driver if I put the money in the right place
>he doesnt understand what I am asking and gets annoyed with me
>looks at me as if I am just trying to waste his time
>become overwhelmed and try to get off the bus
>cant because the bus doors are locked
>eventually bus driver asks me what ticket I want
>I say the under 19 ticket
>he says its 1.40
>explain that I have already payed 50p
>proceed to pay a pound in addition
>he prints out my ticket for me
>I take the ticket and look at the passengers
>they are all looking at me like im a fucking moron
>just stand there like a deer in headlights
>bus drivers yells at me to move
>go to the top level of the bus
>all the seats are taken
>just stand on the stairs until a seat becomes free
NEVER AGAIN
Are you the same guy who was worried about getting a bus earlier today?
>>25198464
No, I wasn't worried about a getting bus. It wasn't until I got on it I realised I have no fucking clue what I am doing.
Shit nigga, I also have an irrational, ridiculous fear of unknown public transportation. Especially that paying part made me sweaty.
>>25198447
how do you normally get around? do you normally take the tube? or do you get driven by your mother or father?
>>25198741
I normally walk and sometimes I get a lift. Problem is it was dark and there is a sketchy area I have to walk through on my way back home. A lift wasn't possible for over an hour.
