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What if you give your gf permission to cuck you?
Will that stop her from cucking you?
>>25195826
I fucking love the pic. But no. You're going to get cucked so hard hell wouldn't even have a place for you.
>giving a girl permission to cuck you
what?
>giving someone permission to do something in order to prevent them from doing it
what kind of fucked up logic is this?
Who /bridgetposter here
This is her ib last shap season 3
This is her 3bh
Such a qtpie picc
-Yaaaaawwnn-
Ah, good afternoon wagie, on your lunch break?
Me? Oh, I just woke up from a nice, long nap. Studying Greek philosophy is quite tiring after all!
What was it Epictetus said now...
"Is freedom anything else than the right to live as we wish? Nothing else"
I couldn't imagine living without freedom, right wagie? Hmm, what should I do later... Complete my rendition of Mozart's Requiem, get a delicious subway sandwich or maybe I could pay a visit to wagekeks girlfriend...
Oh well, I have all the time in the world to decide!
Would you look at the time! Lunch break is almost over wagie, better get back to slaver- I mean, work.
Maybe you'll get Christmas day off this year... Or not
Oh well, I'll see you later wagie!
And as always,
Another day, another dollar.
Bless these threads
Im gonna get myself a nice handmade sandwich exclusiv made for me from my personal sandwich artist.
Just with the best and freshed ingridients and on top of that some delicious wagie tears.
Laters.
>>25195729
Thisthread is absolutely great.
Reminder that the average femanon is in some way mentally ill, and is a slut who has posted nudes on 4chan.
I would have disagreed before but I remember seeing the girl I loved posting nudes on 4chan for strangers and it made me sick.
Rose used to browse /v/ but she never posted nudes unfortunately.
I would kill to find out if she had an innie or - God forbid- a ROASTIE.
>>25196088
she's a virgin so of course rose has a innie
>go to take a nice relaxing shit at work
>all 6 TOILETS occupied
WHAT THE FUCK, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TOILETS YOU FAGGOTS, WHY TUE FUCK CAN I NOT TAKE A FUCKING SHIT. THIS IS THE MENS TOILETS , THIS KINDA STUFF HAPPENS IN THE GOD DAM ROASTIES TOILETS. WHY THE FUCK ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SHITTING. GTFO
>>25195666
>get to school 1 hour early every day
>same nigger that runs the print shop is shitting
>leave immediately and piss on another floor
Meanwhile I just got done taking my 5th shit in a row in my own personal bathroom at home, complete with video games and reading material to make it extra comfy. Better hold that shit in there; don't want Mr. Shekelstein to catch you lazing around on the job.
Wagecucks, not even once.
>>25195827
Don't like in a JEW country my friend.
There are no Jews about
How long living alone as a hermit/NEET does it take before you go insane? So far its been 4 months and I already feel like I'm losing it. It is scary to think of 4-5 years of this.
>>25195624
I've never known anything different so it likely does not affect me.
>>25195624
I've been living practically alone for 2/3 of my life and actually living alone for the last 1/3
I'm still legally sane
For me I don't realize how bad it is until I got outside. I recently did that last month after a year of being NEET and I just felt... I dunno what I felt. Clarity? Not just a need to make a change, but I just instantly started adding changes.
>mfw listening to death grips for the first time
why do pretentious hipsters on /mu/ pretend to like this garbage?
Because it's not completely mainstream yet.
The important thing is not how much you enjoy the music you listen to, it's how underground you look.
>>25195573
Stop trying so hard.
>>25195544
It's fun. /mu/ doesn't exclusively listen to DG, the point of the board is it will open you up to a huge number of interesting things you may have been unaware of. You could track down the different artists/genres on your own, but /mu/ makes for a much quicker acquisition of new things (as long as you lurk rather than shitpost).
DG is something of an in-house favorite because 4chan and DG had something of a symbiotic relationship early in their career. They're also massively quotable, which makes for good material on an imageboard.
Essentially, "pretentious hipsters" on /mu/ are actually normal people who enjoy listening to huge varieties of new and interesting music.
You, however, have cherrypicked a single one of those bands, called it shit after listening for five minutes, and then made a wild accusation that anyone who likes it is pretentious.
I'm gonna have to go with you being the shitlord here.
>>25195573
i hate /mu/ so fucking much
ITT: Angsty, depressing, (possibly) emo music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tynp7zEGFC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7zHZrcHdxg
Just depressing. Not really angsty or emo sorry.
>>25195536
That's a really terrible song.
>>25195536
>CRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLIIIINNNGGGG
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
I just cut it off with a girl I'd been talking to who, after one date, sent up red flags for me.
>Kissed me on the first date
>Asked if I was seeing anybody else, etc.
>Immediately set up multiple future dates/gatherings for me to join
>I was sick (honest) on the day that was going to be our second date and she sent me nudes
It was one goddamn date, and like a week of texting leading up to it. She was nice, but after hanging out with her, she didn't fully click for me, but goddamn if I did for her.
So eager to go on another date, she finally pressed the question again, and we ended up talking very straight. She ends with the "I'm sorry too" bullshit and now I feel like a bad guy.
Oh well.
>>25195527
I was going to respond with just the word "okay" but that wasn't original
Women are all whores these days. They send nudes and suck your cock like it's nothing,
>start talking to coworker
>ask if she wants to catch up after work
>"sure ok! But i dont usually mert up with guys this way haha"
>wonder what she means, ask her
>"oh usually through tinder"
>mfw i had to get coffee with this whore because there was literally no excuse to get out of the date
Have you bought any Christmas presents?
I haven't
should I? fuck
Bought all of my family's presents. Still need to get a present for someone, though
>>25195597
what kind of presents do you buy???
I literally don't even know what I would buy if I were to go to town and buy some right now
aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>25195597
please help us
This is my brother and his girlfriend.
She has cheated on him 3 separate times that we're aware of and he took her back each time.
She even tried to sleep with me a year ago when she was drunk at my brother's birthday party. I told him about this and he STAYED WITH HER.
Growing up, my brother didn't receive much attention from girls, if any at all. But just before graduating from university with an engineering degree, this whore latched on to him once she found out he already had a pretty lucrative career lined up.
They've been together for nearly 5 years and she hasn't remained throughout their entire relationship. My brother confided in me that he plans on asking her to marry him on new years eve.
I stood silent for a minute, puzzled and in slight disbelief, then I said, "Congrats," and walked away.
This is a cautionary tale, robots. Don't settle for whores just because loneliness seems unbearable. I'm waiting for the day when this whore gets pregnant and the baby comes out with an afro.
She's not even pretty. He's a 7/10 or 6/10, she is a 4/10, 5 at best.
>>25195502
That's really hot. OP, your brother probably has a cuck fetish
>>25195538
The woman always has the higher sexual value. All she has to do is go outside and most of the men she encounters throughout her day will want to fuck her.
Can someone explain to me how San Pedro compares with shrooms?
Ive heard its more similar to lsd but without the intense high feeling, id suggest you smoke a bowl with the san pedro and you should be in a good place
>>25195426
It's a lot more clearheaded. Every time I've done mushrooms it's been a lot of "whoaaaa wtf" with heavy visuals. Mescaline isn't as visual heavy, they seem a lot more natural. You're able to get in the same "whoaaa" headspace, but it's easy to pull yourself out of it.
Compared to lsd it's like taking a small amount (75-100ug) and doing a few lines of molly. The high is very 'body' centric/touchy feely since it's a phenylethylamine.
Tbh it's my favourite conventional psychedelic, acid is a close second but I'd pick pure mescaline any day if offered one or the other.
Great for going out in nature or just listening to headphones all day. The only downside is the trip is a little longer than acid and lasts about 14-16 hours with an hour and a half comeup. Falling asleep is easy though.
>>25195426
Mescaline is like lsd and shrooms together but more emotional imo
Why is it so damn hard to eat onions?
People put onions on almost all foods and I just can't eat them. I feel like if I don't adjust and start to be able to eat them, I'll never land my dream job and get a gf.
What tricks have you used to help with the onion meme.
I agree, they're gross. They smell bad, have a gross consistency, and taste weird.
>>25195387
Picky eaters make me so angry. I have no idea why you can't just grow the fuck up. I took a girl out once who slowly removed a slice of pickle from her sandwich and then fucking complained that everything it touched was contaminated. Fuck that, kill yourself.
>>25195387
>>>/ck/
caramelize them
Went on omegle with the tags: r9k. omegler9k, robot9001. Found the average r9k user.
Damn, looks comfy. I ought to get one of those plaid blankies too.
I'm leaning more toward the hello kitty pillow sheet.
>robot who gives no shit having a comfy time
>tryhard failed normie looking to score some nudes
It's fucked up being 20 and having 0 sexual experience.
>horny as fuck all the time
>0 relation to women
>0 ability to talk to them in real life
>0 confidence to do anything
I don't even want a hooker because I just want to slowly go from making out to touching slowly etc.
I've honestly been waiting for that for several years now.I can't even masturbate to 3d girls anymore because I just feel sad which is why I get off to traps, it's like all I can deserve really
>>25195300
>20 years old
Quit whining, try being a KHV at 25.
>>25195300
20 virgin is normal you fucking faggot, try being 30+ with those problems
>waiting
That's your problem buckaroo. Nothing is going to happen unless you make it happen.
You are going to wait forever... Either try or lose... It won't come to you if you do nothing and wait....
