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>tfw 15 year old girl in France I've been talking to for months wants me to visit her in the summer (I'm 20)
>says she will help me learn french
>will show me around the country
Would this be creepy? She says the age difference isn't much and isn't a big deal. I'm American and don't speak French, and she's very cute.
I would love to go I'm just concerned that the age difference would be a factor, or that her parents would be bothered by it.
>>25194132
If I had a 15 year old daughter that brought home a 20 year old I would think it was weird.
Don't visit her.
I knew a girl who was 15 and her boyfriend was 21. No one cares if the girl looks old enough and has boobies
>>25194132
What's French for have a seat over there?
>tfw at a Christmas gathering with friends. Face in a cup of drink to hide the fact that I feel like killing myself. Fuck this Christmas shit..shallow fucks.
>>25194083
I know them feels
>>25194179
Me too ):
>be me
>at social gathering of 'friends', youth group
>sitting down in a circle, making social chatter with people
>constantly stuttering and failing at words, generally being awkward with replies etc.
>after 5 minutes of this shit, i just feel like such a looser, so i just bury my face in my glass, head lowered... trying to fill my insides up with cancerous drink
MFW
>>25194083
Pussy bitch
> tfw all I want is a daughter to care for and raise as a pure christian that saves herself for the perfect man
> to see her running around the house, playing, being happy
> to come at night in my bed when she's afraid, while I stroke her hair and help her go to sleep
> to read her bed time stories
> to go shopping holding hands, one store to the other
> Go to the park and play around, wrestle on the grass, play catch and go bird watching
> Cook food together, get matching shef outfits and do delicious dishes everyday together
> celebrate her birthdays, do parties together
> learn how to dance together, sing karaoke
> listen to her stories, her troubles, her joys
> be there when she's happy, when she's sad, protect her
> don't want to marry or be with other women at all
> if I try to adopt and say I want a girl specifically, i'll be instantly considered for a pedophile
I don't care about sex. I did it a few times and it was awful. I don't want to get attached to a woman, knowing that she will most likely break my heart eventually. I just want to skip the whole courtship, marrying and binding another person and go straight to raise a cheery, elegant, christian girl with good manners.
>>25193875
>tfw if you actually got a daughter and raised her like that, she'd probably either rebel against you and become a huge slut, or be an overly attached daddy's girl who ends up having a life as terrible as we all do.
I sometimes wonder how many girls raised by good single dads end up just wanting to fuck their dads and can never have proper relationships because of it.
My ex was one of those girls, and I can still remember the terror I felt when I met her dad and we got along great because we had really similar personalities and common interests, and then I realized that she was dating me as a surrogate for him.
>>25193933
That could happen, I know. I mean you can't just say the kid would grow up exactly as you want them to. But i'd be able to spend time with the kid basically 24/7. Have enough money to last me and her family if she makes one for a lifetime.
The only concern I have is spoiling. Wouldn't want my child to end up a spoiled brat who doesn't know what money is worth.
And well, the rebellious teenage years would also be a problem. Wouldn't want her attached to me sexually either, I know others have the fetish, but I just find it disgusting. I want to raise her to be pure and christian that finds a devouted husband who who would love and protect her. To give her off on her wedding day, share a dance with her and know I did something good.
>>25194021
I don't trust your intentions.
>mfw no average bf
>mfw no bf with toned body without bein too bulky
>mfw no shy nerdy bf
>>25193813
>>25193850
>>25193944
Made your point, now get out.
>see image of spider
>immediately feel something crawling
>See spider crawling on me when waking up at a slumber party
>Scream like a girl and dance around trying to get it off for a minute
>Friends still make fun of me for it 20 years later
>>25193727
What's wrong with some spibros?
>>25193767
That is a spidermom.
Ignore this. Just testing something.
what are you testing?
>>25193662
Cool doggo image bro
Test completed.
Alone in McDonalds at 6:30
What do order?
Double cock sandwich
Some hotcakes nigga.
Ask for the breakfast menu.
What are your hobbies, /r9k/?
Mine are collecting cute anime images, and playing vidya.
I play games on Steam and collect old video games for n64 and such.
Sometimes I watch animu like Denkigai no Honya-san.
Not much else. I go to tech school for computers.
Does that count as hobby?
I honestly don't even know what I do with my time any more, every time someone asks me that I have to pause and think and I can't come up with anything. I play video games and stuff but not enough to really call it a hobby as much as something I do to pass time. I always make up some bullshit answer and hope I don't look weird.
Literature, film, some vidya and anime.
>tfw you're just a consuming media whore.
I smoked a pack a day for 3 years and i'm really stressed out about what it did to my health. At the time i was smoking i wasn't able to quit and just continued smoking but now i'm greatly concerned about it and would beat my 19 year old self who wanted to look cool up.
Such a retarded decision.
Can you guys take away some of my fear? I don't know where else to go r9k is all i have.
You're going to die young. Well done.
>>25193422
Nice dubs you got there newfag.
>>>/b/
>>25193456
Watch your language my friend!
What sexual act or fantasy would you most want to try.
I would love to be forced to creampie a girl.
>>25193337
I want to be passed around by several 30-40 year olds.
>>25193469
are you male or female and what are the people passing your around
I want to piss on a girl's shins. She has to be between the ages of 21 and 24.
Who are you getting Christmas gifts for? What did you get them?
Getting nothing.
Giving nothing.
Is what it is.
>>25193190
Nor surprise here, you're an asshole.
I'm getting some blu-rays of my parents' favourite movies delivered, and I'm going to wrap them all up.
I got my grandfather a futurology book.
I got a couple Steam games for long-time steam friends.
I ordered my best friend a couple books he really wanted.
> finally manage to get a qt to talk to me
> she hypes me up bragging how good I look
> she wants to see my cock
> send her a pic
> she laughs and thinks it's tiny
Anyone know how much helium is? Planning to end it after that one
>>25193141
>things that never happened, the postblox
>>25193159
What do you mean this didn't happen? A less believable story would be if she orgasmed on how big it was. She instead laughed and called it small
>>25193141
Give us your dick specs.
This is relevant to me. average 5.5 here.
Wakie wakie wagecuck. Wagecuckering soon, wagecuck, wake up. Wake up wagecuck.
Why do you always post these literally just before i have to go to work? Are you spying on me or something?
>>25193116
>Why do you always post these literally just before i have to go to work?
I know that feel.
Am I the only self employed on here
I usually start work at 3 PM, if I feel like it
Where can I meet new people on the internet?
Don't suggest Omegle or variants.
I suggest omega. Or perhaps one of its variants.
>>25193089
Omegle, or chatango
do you have a steam
>tfw white rapper
Does anyone else know this feel?
>>25193022
Kill yourself for being a shame to our race you ghetto trash fuck
>>25193022
I dont know what being shit feels like, no
>>25193041
I'm not ghetto at all, I come from a suburban upper middle class life. My dad owns a law firm (that I would work at every summer) and I'm in university right now and I plan to follow in my father's footsteps by majoring in law.
i just also like spitting hot 16's to dope beats blocka blocka
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