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IF YOU'RE NOT LIKE ME
THEN YOU'RE A NORMIE
I HAVE THE HIGHER GROUND!
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE NORMIES NOT JOIN THEM
original commentu.
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE NEETS ARE EVIL!
Well, folks, tommorow is the day. i wake early, drive to a remote wilderness and shoot myself.
thanks to all you fucked up robots for keeping me company in my last months. you were the closests thing to meaningful conversation i ever got.
You do realize god tortures you for 3000 years when you suicide, right?
>>25190529
only 3000? hooray for bible firmware updates
>>25190500
go to the loonybin and kill yourself in said loonybin its a challenge
I came pretty close to doing it I hung myself with my pants by tying them in a slip knot and pulling it real tight
a nurse checked on me while I was passed out and cut it off
the drugs were great tho they gave me shitloads of xanax every time I asked
Give me your best shit /r9k/
Best porn webms you got, i challenge you to give me a boner
Also porn webm thread
Yhdm
>>25190384
I'd dampen her corset
>>25190384
Lordosis general?
>No one good on Chaturbate right now
Sauce per favore
Sauce amigo
>>25190357
>>25190556
>not immediately recognizing nanashi's art style
That's okay, though. Take the opportunity to enjoy.
Honest condolences to the real "Just fuck my genetics up pham" robots on here. A lot of us complain but unless you have major deformities you can at least fake a social interaction. Shout out to my boy baby face anon, for if it wasn't him born that way, it could have been another one of us.
>>25190244
Awww! I just wanna pinch his wittle cheeks!
Anon we know its you, its ok, you dont have to lie to yourself on the internet
>>25190295
Is he not a cutie!?
Who /alcholic/ here?
>>25190216
me
half a bottle of vodka and suicidal
>>25190216
Yo.
Going a bit easier tonight due to wagekeking the rest of the week. Three bombers of strong belgian tripel (9.2%) and the last half a mickey of Appleton's.
At least I'll get a mild buzz.
>>25190553
Care for some company?
Is it wrong to kill yourself?
You never asked to be born. Why should you need other people's input if you want to die?
Define "wrong".
>>25190214
Only if the potential suffering of others (e.i dependents and family) outweighs your potential suffering if you continue living.
Or
Your happiness outweighs your suffering.
I love most of you faggots. A lot of you are very flawed but most of you have good hearts. Some very cool dudes and vaginas here. Much love. I hope you all feel appreciated
I'm a girl but this post doesn't make sense to me. We're all supposed to be terrible people here.
I feel like a piece of shit and I hate myself. I want to die. Fuck you.
>>25190040
I do feel a little better now, thanks OP, you seem pretty cool too. I hope you're having a good one.
>>25190052
Kek, why announce that you're a girl? In any case, OP is trying to make us feel better. Please don't derail the good vibes with your alleged bagina
I'm 18, Alright looking, but a shut in. I want to become social and scared I'm going to become a full robot. Is there anyway to stop this? I have friends but I don't talk to them outside of school and want a social life. I think I might be to far gone.
Reveal your secret power levels.
>>25190038
>but I don't talk to them outside school
Then they aren't your friends faggot
>>25190069
But we are close and all.
Shit in porn that pisses you off
>mfw the camera man starts talking
>guy randomly slapping at a girl's clit with the palm of his hand while she pretends to cum
>about to nut
>camera pans to the dudes sweaty face
>>25189840
looks like you just became gay
You guys think you have it bad?
I was reading a thread where Anons talked about how their dads would walk in and ask them about girls and finding a girlfriend, being a bit sad their son is a loner on the computer.
Now try being me: lots of money from my dad, nice car (mercedes) and clothes, literally given everything and still a lonely faggot.
Dad makes hints "heh anon your benz has a seat for a girl you know :)"
When Im out with my dad in public he rates them and gives me tips to go for them
He wants me to so bad, but I'm just such a failure
>>25189792
Fuck dude I don't even know how to help.
Hope you know it could be worse and it's not too late for you. How old are you?
>I don't know what it's like to have any money
>or a dad past the early teen years
>>25189792
>wah wah wah
>i was given a bunch of shit on a silver platter and that means i have it worse than you
fuck off dude
>>25189792
Anon I am literally homeless without family
You have no idea what it means for it to be impossible to get a girl or a life
Buck up faggot, don't die on adventure mode
FEMBOTS HELP ME PLZ
Hey /r9k/, help me out.
Im going to the met with this friend on the new years eve. He is going to introduce his girlfriend to me, and there is also going to be a female friend of him that i talked a little on Facebook in early 2015. I thought she liked me since she would talk to me on Facebook almost every day but one day she just stopped. We had some high sexual tension conversations on Facebook but we never actually met in person.
So, my question is, how should i behave in the new years eve? Should i try to talk to her a lot, be quiet and only talk to my friend? What should i do?
Please guide me.
Oh, one more thing, im moving from this city 2 weeks after the new years eve, but i would really like to spend some time with her if that is possible.
Giv her the Dik.
pull your cock out and see how she reacts. if she starts touching it you're good, if she or someone else calls the police you should consider leaving
Definitely try to talk to her. What do you have to lose? I doubt it was some conscious decision for her to cut you off; think about it, you stopped talking to her too. Just say "it's really nice to see you again," hug when you first see her, have a few drinks, and maybe go for the kiss at midnight if it seems like she's feeling it.
Really though, if she's interested then almost anything you could do would work. If she isn't, then nothing will. Relax, have a few drinks, and try to enjoy the night.
>Hello there, Anon! What do YOU want for Christmas, my boy?
>>25189635
Happiness.
I just want to be happy for a single day.
>>25189635
Santa i just want an introverted petit girl to watch movies with.
A ps4
>inb4 console pleb
is omegle a good place to make friends, or at least people willing to talk to social retards on a semi regular basis? I've been going on there for quite some time and I've only really found one person to talk to, but all he wants to do is jerk off
if not there, where am I supposed to go? I want to lure people in and then shitpost hard about my obsessive tendencies but nobody seems to want to hear about my collection of 3500+ pictures of some guy I spoke to six years ago
>>25189628
hey ill be your friend
>my collection of 3500+ pictures of some guy I spoke to six years ago
this is exactly the kind of shit i want to hear about
POST MOAR BLINI
>>25189685
you will? I'm honestly excited over this prospect
why would you want to?
MY DAD WAKES UP AT 6 FUCKING 6 O CLOCK EVERY FUCKING MORNING WITHOUT FAIL AND EMPTIES THE FUCKING DISHWASHER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GO BACK TO BED DAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25189624
>he still lives with his parents
>>25189624
mine too, it fucking sucks
oh wow bro thats so unfortunate look at you with a fucking DAD and a fucking DISHWASHER and a fucking BED holy shit your life must suck, if only you could sleep in until 2pm in your piss soaked bed like always
