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anyone else know someone who's better than you in every way and can't help but be envious? Fucking hate that arrogant asshole man.
It's just too god damn much. Like some cosmic fucking joke. Are some people just born winners? God damn it
I believe everyone is better than me in every way.
Use them as inspiration to step up your game
>>25189587
how? how can I live my life knowing they'll simply be better? if he were in my position he'd do everything better. what's the fucking point to a piece of shit like me? Fuck!
I want to fap to something. Give me somethign to fap to
okay...
consider this hard mode.maybe not though who can say?
>>25189501
Is that a man or a woman sucking the dick?
This is important.
http://exhentai.org/g/788114/45833d9e2a/
>multiple people tell me not to add somebody in a steam thread
>cautiously take their advice
>add him next time a steam thread pops up
>he turns out to be the most bipolar, autistic person I ever added
>mfw they were 100% right
If somebody says do not add another person from a steam thread, they are speaking from experience.
I actually had some pleasant convos with one of the people they say not to add.
>tfw he randomly deletes you later ;-;
What happened?
Who was it so I know who to avoid in those autistic threads?
People who post their ids are pure degenerates!
>be me
>creepy lonely virgin
>interested in arab culture
>learn about interpals through /int/
>meet egyptian qt
>university student in saudi arabia
>get along pretty well
>add him on skype and we cam
>he's fucking gorgeous
>asks me to move to saudi arabia with him so he can show me the country
>i say no at first
>tells me saudi arabia is better than it seems
>really want to go and get out of this shithole
what should I do, bots?
pic not related:^)
He's going to sex traffic you. Don't do it.
>>25189301
>this shithole
where you from senpai?
also, girl or fag?
>>25189343
This. You'll be in some fat sheikh's bedroom before the end of the week.
Anybody here ever get banned for being too real and telling it like it is? Pic related. Guys into asian bitches are sensitive as fuck when you tell them the truth.
hahaha you tell em
asian girls are fuckin shit mate
>>25189270
>you have been banned from /v/ for posting
That's your own fault fgt. It has nothing to do with games.
Post that on /b/, /r9k/, or somewhere else.
>>25189467
True. So let's discuss it, asian girls are ugly as shit, amirite? I'm convinced the only guys into asian girls are virgins into anime shit. Real men want white, black, or latin women.
Shit normies ask you
>hey are you a virgin
>>25189250
>why are you so quiet
[Spoiler] btw this is fucking original
>>25189250
Wanna come hang out with me and some bros??
>>25189250
Are you a virgin opee?
>masturbating just to pass the time
>always feel wicked depressed after
Anybody else do this?
>>25189199
yes
no faggy greentext
but you should cut back
cutting cold turkey is nearly impossible for me, but restricting yourself to once or max twice a day does great things
also you're still a fag
>>25189199
Ya, I also have a theory that this why ourmytest levels are fucked. Do you think our ancestors jacked off so much? Did they at all?
>>25189322
Dogs hump chairs, I'm pretty sure our ancestors beat meat.
my mummy gave me a pen and a piece of paper and told me to write down what food i want for christmas
what food do i want for christmas
corn and spaghetti
also you used the paper to write your timestamp you stupid fuck, now you will get nothing
Do you even have to ask? Tendies and honey mustard sauce.
TENIDIES!
>actually a sensitive little bitch inside
>act like a tough manly gruff guy to hide it
>people actually buy it and think I'm some hyper masculine psychopath
>actually a little emotional faggot
anyone else do this?
>>25189103
Used to be.
Then I become entirely logical and cold due to overexposure to deception. Like I was existing and seeing a bad movie.
>>25189103
I am 100% sure that you aren't as manly as you think you make yourself look.
But it's okay, "tough guy", you can bitch about it here.
Kylo Ren is that you ?
Fucked up real bad this semester. Parents asked why I did so bad. Told them it was because the courses were really hard, but I tried.
What actually happened was I lost all motivation to go to class because of crippling depression and hopelessness. Maybe next semester will be better. I'm hoping this qt3.14 I know might be into me. Just texted her and hoping she responds. Otherwise, if she thinks I'm creepy, I will have lost my only friends group. Anyone else in the same boat?
Here. Have a rare pepe.
>>25189077
>did shit in school cus orbiting
deserved it.
>>25189077
Fucking same its sad
>>25189077
Similar situation at the moment. In Japan on 1 year exchange. Got a government funded scholarship that I have to pay back if they are not happy with my progress. First semester went great but since the second semester started I've gradually stopped going to classes and now barely go outside.
Can we get a 100 listeners on Midnight Snacks?
http://stream.midnightsnacks.fm/
does midnight snacks still make threads here every tuesday?
Now that i think about it I havent seen them in a while
>>25189179
He gave up :(
>>25189213
ah seriously? thats kinda depressing
I actually asked him a while back if he planned on continuing doing this, like making his podcast and doing his threads here, forever even if he got a family or got old one day
and he said he planned to i think... sucks he gave up
damn, he's been making those threads for years... makes me wonder what is gonna be different on 4chan 10, 20 years from now
>she'd rather invite her 17 year old students on a hike to fuck than have sex with you
>Haeli Wey
don't tell me
What I like about this story is that she had sex with teens then was surprised when one got emotional and ratted her out after finding out she was banging the other student.
They were 17yo chads for sure. Don't even blame her. Wouldn't you rather fuck a 17yo qt in prime physical condition with no baggage than a bitter roastie in her 30's who has let herself go physically? Same rules apply for both sexes.
>This is what in the current times passes as a healthy women in america
#fatlivesmatter
>>25188933
That doesn't pass as healthy anywhere on this planet anon, wtf.
>>25188943
healthy at every size, you bigot
>>25188967
This. I'm already feeling oppressed because my body isn't skinny enough for you boys. I can weigh 400 pounds and still get beta orbiters to fuck me hard
Tell me how things are better than last year
i don't even fucking remember last year.
>>25188848
except i cant
they are much much worse
Which is the best candy bar and why is it snickers?
I wholeheartedly agree, Op.
You are a wise man.
pic related is a close 2nd for me.
That's not candy, that's chocolate.
matt hillock saying nougat over and over again
