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Found this cancer on tinder, Trigger warning.
>>25185305
>"oh it can't be that bad"
>open pic
>"time to end my life"
>>25185326
and that's not even burger or cuckland, it's hueland, not even a big city.
>tattoo lover, coffe maniac
she forgot "travel"
> Be climbing at rock wall, see 10/10 cutie
> See her struggling on V2 route zip up V5 next to her
> "How did you do that omg?"
> Proceed to show her how to hit the route she was working
> End up talking to her for a while and then go hit another route
> She's working on her masters but is only 21, literally perfection.
> Realize I have found a work of art.
> Walk up to her and ask her out to dinner the next night
> By some act of God she says yes. Somehow play it cool.
> Fast forward to next night
> Go to local place have a great time, shes super conversational
> She even supports Lord Trump.
> Starts talking about religion.
> OHSHITNIGGER.exe
> Asks me and I come clean and say that I was raised as a Christian but don't go to church.
> Truth is that I'm actually pretty agnostic.
> Rest of date goes pretty well, tell her I'd love to see her again.
> She proceeds to explain she doesent want to lead me on.
> She needs a man that can lead her family in Christ.
> Tell her I've lead men in battle, it shouldnt be that hard.
> crickets..
> Nod my head give her a deep embrace and walk her to her car.
> Have tear in my eye as she drives away.
Today I realized that being /pol/ without being a christian is literally a death sentance. I wish I could fake belief right now, I am so fucking depressed. I fucking hate athiests and everyting that the movement represents, but I can't make myself believe in something so silly.
>>25185294
dude Christian communities are no joke. hit her up and ask her if you can come to church with her.
get your Gospel on
That pretty girl is going to get fucked dude probably by me if you in the 916
>>25185332
Damn son I want to believe so bad, it just seems like an objectively better life.
A reminder to vote for best meme of 2015
http://strawpoll.me/6225816
>>25185284
>tfw no rosey-mommy
>>25185284
it's getting cold, isn't it?
to you anon you might like this
bamp because of importance
Well I was just informed by my brother in law that these cargo pants are seen as autistic by normies.
Is it true? Where else can I find comfy shorts that look good like these?
Fucking normies ruin everything
all you need is a light blue polo, and then you can be CIA
>>25185264
Wearing shorts above the age of 13-14 is autistic by default, unless you're playing a sport or something
>>25185293
Anon, I'm Robot.
Anyone here not attracted to people? I've never looked at someone and thought "oh I wanna fuck him/her". I haven't had a crush on someone since I was like 9. When I look at people naked I feel nothing and it doesn't make me horny at all. Porn just makes me wanna puke. I wanna feel this excitement and attraction that other people feel.
I somewhat have your inclinations although from time to time I get the usual horniness.
The way I found excitement and attraction is emotional connection and personality of another person.
They give me the strongest of boners
I'm that way. I also don't enjoy sex much. On the other hand, I enjoy some 2D porn and a lot of written porn.
You might still find someone you enjoy romantically. I get crushes on people sometimes and think, "Wow I really want to hold this person and keep them safe and go for walks in the forest with them!" but never really the "I'm gonna fuck that" mindset.
symptomatic of the combination hypersexualization and de-eroticization of much of contemporary culture. A lot of the potential beauty of sexual activity is stripped away. I mean, I look at porn occasionally (mainly because I've run out of fantasies/memories that are associated with people I don't dislike, etc.), but much of the time I can't find it arousing. It's gross and violent. Sometimes, though, I like gross and violent. I am gross and violent.
I have no personality. Its hard to say I really even exist.
well you are a toxic cunt to people who are just having fun so people ignore your existence.
>>25185215
i was going to reply but i deleted it
i'm not even worthy to shitpost on 4chan
Why do you feel you aren't worthy anon!
>tfw mother kicked me out a few months ago for contracting gay
>tfw living with gfs family
>tfw when accidentally glanced at a message while gf was chatting with her ex
>gf still tells her 'love you'
>tfw looking forward to working all day on Christmas
>tfw failing a class after gfs mom made a post on her fb about how much grit I had for making straight a's despite my world practically falling apart
>tfw looking forward to working all day on Christmas
>but still off on Christmas Eve when gfs family gets together to start opening gifts
>tfw they bought me something and I can't afford to get them anything but a small set of hand towels I picked up from Ross
Are there any places I could go on Christmas Eve in Texas for really cheap? I have a car in case there are any places I could park so I could sleep in it for the night
This is legit my favourite game ever
>tfw you will never have 10+ cats in your backyard
>Are there any places I could go on Christmas Eve in Texas for really cheap?
They took you in like a daughter just because you're fingerblasting their kid.
Show up to Christmas, be grateful and make yourself useful by cooking and cleaning up.
>>25185361
>tfw I do have a fucking colony of 20 feral cats that lives in my garage/backyard
They're cool tho I guess
Lost all my memes, please post yours
>>25185040
how about this one OP?
>>25185118
i already have this one
>>25185040
this one is pretty fresh too
Inb4: Don't be a faggot
>>25184915
Don't be a faggot like OP
Stop worrying about what society thinks you have to do to be happy. Seriously, if you're here, even if you're underage, odds are you aren't going to have that kind of life.
>>25184944
Touche anon desu senpai...
But if you're wondering why i made this: http://strawpoll.me/6342600/
How does one achieve the most shut-in friendly profession of night time security?
Get your guard card and apply to a company around you, most places will take any warm body they can but be prepared to work shitty places, your post can be anywhere they have a contract
I've done from hospitals to parking lots and anywhere in between, currently I've been at a movie studio, really lucked out with this one and it's permanent as long as our company has the contract
Also fuck securitas
Just go apply. Really, that's it. I was hired on the spot.
>>25184950
What's a gaurd card? What do you mean by company?
I live in the country so this is my greatest obstacle.
>>25184960
Where'd you apply?
>Millions of girls are pooping out a log of digested food matter right now
>sustenance
>digestion
>>25184769
girIs dont poop
>>25184769
i did a rough estimate. since the average person poops probably 5 minutes a day (the physical act of pooping, not the time spent sitting on a toilet) and there are roughly 3.5 billion women in the world right now. 12 million girls are literally pooping right now as we're tying in this thread.
>Can you imagina a 10/10 qt 3.14 sitting on the toilet and taking a shit after having eaten beans?
Who are u quoting?
>>25184748
i've been to /b/, so yes.
I want a girl to hold my penis while I piss outside in the middle of the woods.
/blackfeelsthread/
merry christmas edition
Getting all 5 of my wisdom teeth extracted tomorrow. Fuck
I honestly hate that people always think I have a big cock and I am strong. I know blacks on average have the biggest cocks and we are gentically stronger but it is fucking annoying.
>>25184713
I can't find a job. I don't even know where to look anymore
Why don't you meditate robots?
The Buddha, an ordinary human being so redpilled a whole philosophy was founded after him, achieved enlightenment through meditation and contemplation. Surely the fact there is an entire belief system founded after him despite wishing against it, shows some evidence it helps people. If meditation didn't help people, why has it been around since before Christ?
There has even been speculation by historians that Jesus was a Buddhist monk.
inb4 youknowwho
ITT we summon the antibuddhist
>>25184702
I can;t into silent meditation because tinnitus, and the leader of my yoga center says its pointless, the kind of meditation I do there is with chanting and stuff.
Aaaaauuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
INDIAN EDITION
How does it feel to be literally at the fucking bottom of the dating rung? You are below blacks lmao.
Funny, a lot of doctors/surgeons i see at hospitals are Indian
>>25184671
t.Rizwan Syeed
t.Matt Groening
(how the fuck is this not original?)
