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>Am an INTP
>Can't stop thinking about wanting a girl I can relate to
>INTP girls are rare and I don't know how to find them
It's more or less hopeless.
>>25178560
>tfw met my INTJ qt
well, not P but still awesome
>>25178661
How did this occur
>>25178682
BY BEING YOURSELF, ANON!
you'll never touch fembot's feet
>NIGGER TOUCHING HER FEET
RACEWAR WHEN?????
OP where are you? You can touch my feet.
>>25176639
maybe it's gloves
Who else here going to have to deal with visiting Family these Holidays?
Every year I have to deal with my over achieving relatives and their ever so successful children and siblings. Every year they make me feel like my accomplishments mean nothing just because I'm not majoring in 'anything useful' and because I 22 and still "work retail". I also have to deal with baby sitting someone's out of control kids that never want to stop playing, messing with my belongings, and harassing my cat. Holidays is a stressful time for me because I have to deal with tons of people sleeping over in my already cramped house. Luckily this year I got my bachelor's degree, got a boyfriend, and found a job relating to my major.
you do realize you didn't have to say you were female to post this? any gender could have related, get off this board roastie.
I have a theory that only men can find unconventional features attractive. There are men who like girls with big noses, big eyes, big ears, etc. But women seem to only prefer 1 type of man (WASP Chad as in tall, white, strong jawline, dark hair, deep set eyes and a general masculine appearance)
Prove me wrong. What unconventional features on men do you like?
I think women do like some unconventional features, but are less open about it than men are because of a stigma attached to it. A woman feels the need to go for the best or else they look like a loser slut. Some women don't mind shorter unfit nerdy looking guys, but won't be open about it because they'll come off as easy for not saying they only like Chad.
I'm 5'10 and wouldn't mind dating shorter guys.
Show us your eyes, robots.
>giving away your biometrics for free
>>25174497
I have retardes eyes
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25174592
fivehead
Oh hello there wagie! On your lunch break I see.
Me? I just got back from studying Greek philosophy, and as Democritus says "Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, Happiness dwells in the soul"
Such a beautiful quote, right wagie? So don't be so upset when your wages go to us NEETs.
Anyway wagie, I think Mr Shekelsberg is looking for you, something about working Christmas day unpaid?
Haha, you have fun with that. I have to go now! And as always
Another day, another dollar.
>tfw got to go to work in 5 minutes
STOP TORMENTING ME
>>25172462
Poor wagekek!
Just remember, when you're slaving away for Shekelstein, I'll be nice and snug in my bed!
Hurry now wagie, you don't want to be late!
>>25172440
y do i laugh at every sing;e one of these threads
Daily reminder that
>Misandry is here to stay, boys
http://www.vice.com/read/the-year-in-male-tears?utm_source=vicetwitterus
>Misandry, 2015's rich, bitchy, delicious evidence suggests, is not a fad. It's in your music and on your television; it's at the movies and in your Twitter stream. It's shaping culture and it's influencing women. If your #MasculinitySoFragile that you've got a problem with that, let me refer you to Hillary Clinton's near-audible eye-rolling at the Benghazi hearing, to Ex Machina's sweetly homicidal Ava, or to New York City's 2015 manspreading misdemeanor. Misandry's here to stay, boys. Get used to it.
Can Vice possibly sink lower? Jesus Christ this is just unbearable at this point
I wish some day there's going to be an uprising and and all these people are dragged from their homes and offices and hung from lamp posts.
>>25172320
If it's conflict they want, I'm up for it. I'm stronger than most of my female counterparts physically, psychologically and morally.
Hey /r9k/, how many of you have ever had your heart shit on? Happened to me today
>Be me
>Be in love with girl
>Literally half Asian half white goddess of beauty
>I'm actually 8/10 but with personality of a retarded squirrel
>We've been best friends since we met in middle school
>Told her I was in love with her freshman year
>She's had feeling but has always been afraid of commitment
>This is important later
>Fast forward 1 month ago
>We've always been close but new sense of closeness now
>I'm always flirting with her
>she starts doing it back
>wut.jpg
>Tells me she's catching the feels because of how close we've always been
Cont?
>>25184889
Nah, this is boring.
>Cont?
Nah mayne.
continue.
i love these kinds of stories.
>tfw can't enjoy films, television, music, internet, etc. because its constant reminders that everyone is having happy relationships and I'm alone forever
>>25184836
Eventually you'll move passed that and it won't bother you so much.
>>25184864
The scary part is when you start being thankful for it because it means you dodged a ton of bullets
>>25184836
>tfw I'm thankful for films, television, music, internet, etc because it allows me to live vicariously through other people
>tfw ugly blond haired North Europe male
>tfw no superior dominant gened gf to breed out my ugly beta recessive genetics
why even continue?
le funny cuckold/trollbait meemee
upboat xD
>>25184228
>recessive genetics
senpai do you even know how genes work ffs
Become an aggressive asshole.
Unpopular opinion thread
>Hideo Kojima is a terrible game designer, consistently ruining games that might otherwise be good.
>Music post 2000 is better than music pre 2000 (overall)
>Japanese writing style in TV, vidya etc is borderline autistic
>Alcohol is outrageously over rated, especially if you have no friends
>Nuclear fussion power is the most important endeavour at the moment. Space exploration is a close second.
>Twitter is absolutley awful and shouldn't be as popular as it is.
>University students are remarkably less smart than they think they are, have over inflatted egos, and a unanimously fucking pricks.
>>25184002
>OP isn't an autistic man child
>>25184002
nuclear powered cars when?
Not so much an opinion, but a verifiable fact that's been the study of scholarly journals but the share delusion against it is strong:
Voting at a national level has no impact whatsoever. It's a futile gesture at best.
Also:
Democracy was never meant to be about the "people" this is true in all the original democratic texts. It was always designed with an elite group controlling the mass of society through the broad appeal of the idea of "freedom' in order to financially control individuals into a system of neo-slavery.
Would you rather have two 4 inch cocks or one 8 inch cock? This picture's of me by the way.
is that even possibru tho?
>>25183798
I sometimes dreamed about having two cocks.
And when I woke up I always had to check if it was just a dream or if I really was a mutant and had two cocks.
Some weeks later I had the same dream again.
Had to check again. Dream was coming back.
Took a while until I stopped dreaming about it and was sure that I really just have one (1) cock.
Wonder what Freud would have said about that.
I'd rather be that guy who has two 8 inch cocks
Post your shrines.
paca shrine
>>25183864
Adorbs.
>>25183864
Looked suspicous.
Where are my Muslim bros st?
In hell
>>25183807
Astagfirullah don't say that brother we will make it to janat inshaallah
MA NAMA CHEF
>Robots unironically think a gf would improve their life
I really like that pasta
that's a really unfair generalization
also a gf would improve my life because the one thing I feel is keeping me down besides crippling anxiety is the lack of ever being loved or appreciated by another person
>>25183729
Women need to have children, become mothers. Otherwise they become either bitter and miserable. Or, like in the screencap, try to become honorary men and then eventually bitter and miserable because they simply aren't men.
I've been trying to nofap for awhile but i cant seem to do it, any tips robots? is nofap impossible?
>>25183668
Stay off 4chan
Stay off the internet
Impossible otherwise lad
Do something with your time
>falling for the nofap meme
Literally wasting your time. Unless you're fapping 5+ times a day don't worry.
