>ywn
Why live?
>>25186151
I'm a girl, and those are some square fuckin' boobs.
>>25186184
Found the chestlet
Where the fuck are her nips.
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>>25186118
Is that from face rig?
i wish i got nep but the guy took it down
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Hello fellow robots, am I attractive enough for this girl? People tell me I look really omega and I'm afraid of going after this girl because of the possibility she might leave me for someone more attractive.
If that's you, you're way above her league. So yes.
>>25186114
I'd say they're both kinda ugly.
>>25186023
Elliott Rodger wannabe
How often do you encounter shell people?
>have no personal opinions
>have nothing to say
>just go along with whatever
>have no mental desires, only carnal ones (eating, fucking)
>don't actually think about or consider anything they perceive around them
>see, but don't recognize
>hear, but don't understand
Went on a date with one...
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Every day, I'm one
being pretty harsh on turtles there OP
I may look like a shell to other people, this frightens me.
PS: I'm absolutely not
Alright robots, after countless tries I have finally done it. I have created the perfect recipe for the ultimate orgasm. Listen up betas, and be awed.
>but some top-quality jerk off lube
>alternatively get a flesh light, but it really doesnt matter
>get some lsd from your local dealer
>find some poisen ivy
>rub that shit all over your dick
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>>25185982
>>find some poisen ivy
>>rub that shit all over your dick
pass tbqh senpai
1/10
Original post btw
don't it it this creates mustard gas
just telling you guys because I love you
Reminder to all the boys on this board: it's a girls' world, and you all just live in it.
this was posted by a man sitting in the basement of a house owned by his mother
>>25185940
Not if I check out of society totally :^)
>>25185974
houses are pretty expensive
>tfw I didn't collect enough good boy points for the year and now Santa won't bring me a Jake Gyllenhaal beard
What are you guys asking Santa for Christmas?
ITT: Jake getting off on people wanting to have his beard.
/thread
That beard, that hair... If he wasn't a manlet he would be a perfect 10/10 chad specimen.
>>25185959
There can be only one.blox blox blox blox blox
>"EWWW oh my god Liz, that guy is still behind us and he's starting at your butt!!!"
What butt
wat butte
>>25185908
that bosnian model is ugly as fuck and looks like a boy, stop posting her you obsessed freak
also, serbja je kosovo
I'm the heroine of this story. Impossible odds, bad guys (mean r9k posters) and lots of drama. This is my life but I will win my cute bad who is nice and smart. And this is the thread where it all happens. So tell me.
Do you have what it takes to be mine?
Not in to the mentally ill
>>25185907
Can you still have kids?
>>25185935
I drank a full bottle of baileys coffee something flavor but I still write better English than you. Sorry for being a bitch but you're mean and that's gross.
>>25185971
Like with a girl? I have no idea. My "semen" is like clear so probably not but maybe if I stopped HRT for a bit I would produce more sperm. Why?
Just got back from my /nightwalk/
I was walking down the street trying all the car doors as usual when one... opened
I checked inside the glovebox and found a box of smokes, a lighter and a packet of mints
There was an ashtray on the dash and I took that too (who /kleptomania/ here?)
It started raining at that point which was a very nice feel
I got out to check the boot and found 3 bottles of lemonade and a bottle of coke -- I took the coke but left the lemonade (christmas spirit and all)
It was raining very hard on the walk home, almost torrential
Now...
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>>25185853
kill yourself degenerate asshole
>>25185853
stupid fucking nigger get off r9k before I report your ass to the police to trace your ip
>>25185890
>muh degeneracy
4chan is supposed to be about degeneracy you fucking newfag scum
What is your opinion on beating women? They want to be equal right? If they talk shit then they deserve to get punched in the face, just like any guy talking shit right?
>thinking it's okay to assault people for talking shit
ABSOLUTELY NEGRO
>>25185859
You just let people bully you around robot?
>>25185839
i beat the shit out of womenin all lanes except jungle, since jungle is not a lane.
How to build resilience?
Against what Op kun? :D
Keep taking damage and your stats will improve
>>25185813
Dump points into Defense upon level up.
But that's dumb because you can just buy armor that gives you better buffs. Spend your points on luck.
>tfw stutterer
is there any hope of us stutterers ever getting a gf?
because let me tell you, there's nothing worse than stuttering. absolutely no one will ever want to listen to you, respect you or take you seriously
watch the king's speech
also the sixth sense lol
>>25185812
That sounds bad. How old are you?
Also recommend The Kings Speech.
>>25185812
Hey it was a fashionable back in the day
Maybe you can bring it back?
well, I fucked it up.
>>25185776
That's perfect you fag.
scrape it off with a butter knife tard
>>25185776
That's some advanced stuff right there, stick to bread + butter for now.
lmao this is what happened to those "lemme see your feet" and loli guys lmao you guys have the weirdest fetishes fucking maximum autismo
I know you feet boys are out there hell nah nigga yall get in here and own up to being mega pussies
i wish a gang of cute girls would bully me desu
>>25185737
Sauce on vid?