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>first gf ever broke up with me and ran away from home
>blocked my number
>five months pass
>get drunk
>I call her number
>it rings and goes to voicemail, I'm not blocked anymore.
g-guys...
I don't wanna cry.
guys....
I
Please, You're my ONLY friends guys.
what do I do.
Guys, I..... I thought I would marry this girl before. I don't know what to do.
Stupid dumb normie scum
> royal Koyanagi
Well time to jack off.
Don't do anything. Delete number
>>25191271
C'mon anon. Life goes on. Listen, if you want some good advice, listen to this.GET OUT NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS NOT YOUR HOME THIS IS NOT YOUR HOME THIS IS NOT YOUR HOME
Can someone hit me with CP?
>>25191261
Are are welcome, my family.
>knock knock
>whos there?
>CP
>CP who?
>i'mma hit you over the head with CP
>huh?
bonk!
CP requests aren't an insta ban?
post some good rp sex so this girl can go to sleep happy
*Coughs*
*disropes and revels large member*
*the member hard it twitch for you*
*fucks*
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>>25192082
*touches your pee-pee through your pants*
If you post in this thread, the next time you wake up you will look like the girl in pic related.
Now what?
No takers? This is not a trick.
Taking a 3 minute nap using my alarm I'll report back what happens
>>25192411
Make sure you fall asleep, anon.
being transgendered is too hard. someone save me.
Stop taking drugs. Google the religious houses in your area. Pick one, attend services, and volunteer your time.
>>>/lgbt/
This is the place to talk about it
>>25191295
i don't take drugs. religious house means what?
>Mfw finally got a date but cancelled it last minute with bullshit excuse out of anxiety
SO FUCKING CLOSE YET SO FAR
>>25191020
I used to be the same way back when I smoked weed. I stopped smoking now, I can go on dates no problem. You smoke op?
>>25191553
Nope. Never taken a hit in my life. I just talked to muh oneitis and have another date planned for next week. Wish me luck.
>>25191553
Not OP but I wish I could quit weed. I've been smoking it for six years and I have problems and can't go more than a couple days without needing to buy more. How to quit weed family
What are you guys listening to right now?
Silence.
fu robot
>>25190930
Leaf adventure - Ecsape
Opeth - The Leper Affinity
Why do human skulls look so weird, especially on the inside.
Coz they are spoOoky skeletons
>>25190865
that's a child's skull, so there are teeth that are waiting to grow in
spooooooookyy
How do i break women and make them my slaves for life? I want to break my friend's gf mind and make her my sextoy.
It would be easier for you to do something completely different and probably better for all parties involved.
>>25190755
I worry for her hairline
You have to be psychopath, very socially adept and manipulative, very attractive, and probably a little sadistic.
It'd be really hard.
Is it true that once you hit rock bottom, the only place to go is up?
>>25190650
no
you bore into the rock like its fucking minecraft
remember it will always get worse
Yes but the only way you can go up is if you kill youself
JUST DO IT
also if you are posting on this shit board you are not bottom
grow some balls, kid
No, your usually stuck there until your either dead or become comfortable enough not to let it bother you.
>Go out with my tinder date
>I'm 26
>Shes 40
>Everything going well
>Definitely going to get that pussy
>We pay, get up and leave.
>As we walk out we see a group of pristine cuties, beautiful legs, big ass, tits, the whole lot
>"Ask her if she remembers when she used to look that good."
>And then mention if she missed having great legs like that
>She gives me an odd look like i killed her unborn
>Quiet in the car, nearly at my place when she tells me she wants to go home and wants to cut it short
>Tells me not to contact her again
why the fuck do i always have to ruin everything.
>>25190603
>She's 40
Come on man you can do better.
>>25190603
I don't into women, but even I know that isn't something they like to hear.
Because you're a normie and don't belong on /r9k/.
>"hey anon, use your mic dude"
>"god we're gonna lose because this fuckin idiot won't use his mic"
Holly shit I can relate to this so well
>>25190599
>turn mic on
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE instead of speaking, pausing only to breathe.
>Continue until they scream at you to shut off mic.
>Go back to playing game as fucking normal.
>tfw can't figure out port forwarding so mic never works
>have horrible room mate
>need to get rid of him asap
How do I get rid of this asshole? I don't give a fuck about ethics at this point. My dad is the landlord so it shouldn't be that difficult
I can kill him if you live im Brazil.
I can do it for a really low price.
>>25190598
In America m8 sorry
>>25190578
Make up some bullshit story about drugs or satanism or something and ask your dad how to get rid of him
I'm going to university and I dont know what to study, what's a nice degree that'll get me a nice job whit a good pay?
I wonder how many times she's paid a surgeon to laze off her beef curtains, ride the BBC carousel for a few more strains of HPV until her labia "sprout" again. Then she's back to the labiaplasty center for a trimming
>>25190608
Uhhh ok I guess
Go to the California Maritime Academy and major in Marine Transportation. You'll make 6 figures in your 20s.
>tfw your oneitis messages first
>oneitis has not messaged me in 2 weeks
JUST
>>52542591
>don't have a oneitis
thank fuck
>even have the guts to talk to oneitis
get out normies
