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>tfw going to the store to buy a 24 pack to drink in 2 days and play video games
Who /goodchristmas/ here? No more extended family asking when am I going to get a gf and no more forced socialization
>tfw don't know that feel
Kill me
Bought a couple cheapo Steam games for myself yesterday. Gonna sit around playing them and jerking off to hentai over and over again. Just like every year.
>>25202220
>buy Tomb Raider because it was on sale
>play 30 minutes
>it's all QTS movie stuff outside of one puzzle
Did I meme myself?
>mom sends you pic related
followed by
>"OMG! Sorry this was meant for your brother, Chad! Please don't tell your father"
What do?
I slaughter them both to restore my father's honour.
Despair that I share genetics with someone stupid enough to not say "sorry, I was meant to send this to your Father" and avoid any problems. Then I blackmail her into fucking me.
>>25202016
vomit profusely
>live with parents
>use fleshlight from time to time
>today I used it before going to work and forgot to hide it
>literally a fleshlight on my table with sperm dripping out of it
>come back from work, the fleshlight is on my chair
>mom probably saw it and moved it while cleaning the house
Fuck my stupidity I want to fucking crush my head right now. Have you got any similar stories and ways to relax?
Did she at least clean the semen out?
She probably licked your cum off that thing
>>25202003
I'M SITTING ON THE DOCK OF A BAY
WASTING TIIIIMEEEEE
What crazy memes will 2016 boast? 2015 was all about Bane and the Far Left, what meme stocks should I invest in going into the new year?
2015 seemed like a crazy violent year and 2016 will only get worse.
DJ Khaled and Jon Oliver on the rise buy now. Pepe is in a sideways market, wojak is undervalued but a long term play. Sell netflix n chill
2016: The Year of the Trump
Trump's campaign gets better every day and Election Day 2016 will be the culmination of /pol/'s meme magic. I can't wait.
How does /r9k/ like my new yoga pants?
obese af. angles won't save you, piggy.
>>25201986
Jokes on you that's my fetish familia
>>25201910
OINK OINK OINK
I am too scared to check my results. I am 99% certain that I failed Calculus 1, Gen Chem 1, and Programming in C.
The last and first were completely avoidable if I did my work throughout the semester instead of literally doing everything the night before.
This was my first semester in uni and I'm certain I failed 3/5 of my courses already because I'm an unmotivated, depressed, lazy little shit who sleeps all the time.
I'm in engineering too and the weeder courses didn't even kick in yet.
Wow, you got weeded before the weeder courses. Uni may not be for you.
>>25201900
lmao you're too dumb for uni. just quit naow.
>>25201900
>tfw all A's
I'm starting to fall in love with my therapist.
What the heck do I do?
>>25201895
You should make a move. If she refuses, tell her you'll kill yourself. It works every time.
its not love
>>25202008
this. you just feel this way because your therapist is the only person who gives you any kind of attention.
>mom son impregnation fetish
>started doing prostate stimulation
>own several sexual toys
Who else /degenerate/ here?
>finally got down to the sex shop
>dropped $110
>training my ass with a 1 inch plug right now
>going to finish with a prostate massager later
>planning to move to a 1.75 inch plug in a week or so
/anal/ thread?
>have gay faps in shower on rare occasions
>recently decided to take mom's dildo and try using it
>can't put it in my ass, can't fit my whole mouth around it
>just prod my asshole with it and cum
>clean it and put it back
>get weirded out by the experience
Don't think I'll ever do that again.
>>25201874
>have a mother/son fetish
>mom is fat and not very attractive
>can't let anyone know of my fetish because I won't be able to prove that I don't want to fuck my own mom
Same joke every year..
LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FUCK'S SAKE YEAH CAVE HAHAHA FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how's the job hunt going?! aha ha hahahahHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>4pm after staying up all night and sleeping til noon
>"Haha, must be about breakfast time for you, right anon?"
I will never have a gf.
No girl will ever like me.
I'll never kiss.
I'll never have sex.
I'll never cuddle.
You will never get attention
>>25201780
No one will ever love you, you worthless trash.
>>25201780
just set your standards really really really low
how many pull ups can you do right now anon?
>>25201612
10 or 11
Usually I can do about 2-3 in a row. Right now though I can't do a single one.
I can't do any ok? kstew wouldn't care either way.
Why do people say Eurasians make the best mixes?this woman literally looks like a pig. The worst features from Asian and white.
>>25201599
Her retarded bf must really regret posting her pic now.
>>25201838
She looks ugly as fuck really
she looks central/western Asian.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGt2ryQIhAQ
When did this happen?
>>25201593
Apr 6, 2012
>>25201593
man that was sweet :)
>>25201593
Where's the "I'll make a gent out of you" song?
>tfw no /mischief/ bf
Fuck off women can't be robots
Go fuck chad and if you can't even manage that as a woman then you're a complete failure as a human.
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF GET THE FUCK OFF NY R9K
>>25201678
Newfriend
That's cebruz he's a male shitskin from Germoney
![11952985_10153862316049578_2507630060757099429_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wDb6kip.jpg "11952985 10153862316049578 2507630060757099429 n[1]")
I sort of feel bad for wagecucks on child support.
They got JUST'd by life.
>having sympathy for someone who makes $400 a week and purposefully had children
YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF YOU DO
AND THATS WHAT REALLY HURTS
>>25201501
I just don't get it. Wouldn't it make more sense to take less money so the guy doesn't die and then you get more long term?
>50 hours a week
>$425 gross pay
>down to $161.48 net pay
Oh man, this is *the* definition of a wageKEK.
