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If you do not have sex within the next 48 hours, you will then die a quick but painful death.
What's your plan to survive anon?
p.s. Don't be a pussy and say "Oh guess I'll just die then".
Just go to a hooker
>next 48 hours
>making our time limit include Christmas Eve and Christmas
Where the fuck are we supposed to find girls that are dtf this time of year?
I fuck my dog
headlines: "INTERNET FREAKS OUT OVER PANDA HIDDEN BY SNOWMAN!!!"
First the black and gold dress and now this shit. Why?i found the panda in literally 3 seconds
>>25206412
because normies are fucking retarded and do whatever the tv tells them to do
next
>>25206412
IKR, it's in between the snowman that's smiling and the snowman with a carrot nose.
(all seriousness, just look up from yellow scarf snowman)
>>25206450
it's mostly facebook fags
does anyone here try to make fake chad accounts on okc and other dating sites to fuck with roasties?
come on guys i want some misadventures of chad stories.
come one anons, post your fake accounts or post stories or something.
Yeah, but I haven't messaged anyone because I don't know how to utilize this power.
>fell off my skate board this morning
>group of normies laughed at me and called me a "flatty"
>shredded my hip on the pavement
poooor you :(((
there, you got your attention.
now kindly FUCK OFF, roastie
>calling others normies when you skate
>getting injured doing something stupid
>expecting me to care
Why are women so stupid?
Probably for the best.
>>25206203
>11/24/2015
kek
u srs m8?
>2000
>tfw no girlfriend
>2001
>tfw no girlfriend
>2002
>tfw no girlfriend
>2003
>tfw no girlfriend
>2004
>tfw no girlfriend
>2005
>tfw no girlfriend
>2006
>tfw no girlfriend
>2007
>tfw no girlfriend
>2008
>tfw no girlfriend
>2009
>tfw no girlfriend
>2010
>tfw no girlfriend
>2011
>tfw no girlfriend
>2012
>tfw no girlfriend
>2013
>tfw no girlfriend
>2014
>tfw no girlfriend
>2015
>tfw no girlfr...
2016 ?
just man up and mount the closest whore
you under8g fggt
Is this a candlejack thre
What is Candlejack? Is he a new
>that guy who dips his chicken in ketchup
>that guy who orders his hamburgers plain
>that guy who won't close his mouth as he chews
>that guy who gets the largest soda they have
>that guy who won't close his mouth as he chews
this one
this fukcing one gets me so fucking angry.
I have to try my best not to fucking blow up, whether that involves shuttitng my eyes and imagining being elsewhere, or digging my nails deep into my thighs
>That guy who waits in like for 10 minutes looking at his phone and doesn't decide what he wants until it's his time to order
Is it me or are there a lot of normies on the board today?
>I cheated on my gf today burhur I feel shallow guilt
>just had sex w/ the gf hurrdurr y is it so hard for u guise to get laid
That second guy is right there, getting laid is really not that difficult, you just need to be more confident in yourself.
>>25206074
Christmas vacation
>>25206074
the school shooting gave us publicity
people now think that this place is for people that just feel down in the dumps once in awhile but are still socially adjusted
Anybody /Inferiorcomplex/ here?
Anytime someone says anything or when I observe people doing daily tasks, I naturally feel like I am below them or not as interesting etc.
For most cases it's probably not true, but I can't help to shake that feeling off me.
yep
I'll give you more detail after I have a sad fap
you need therapy bot, you can't simply shake the feelings
>>25206097
I can shake them off me even right now, I am imagining you are having all the fun in the world, or maybe you are reading an interesting book, just doing something that I would've never be able to do.
Feelsbadman.
>Normies have made Pepe into fine art.
This is the absolute worst timeline.
Where's the fine art?
>>25206016
That was you wasn't it op
you literally got this from reddit.
Once again frogposters out themselves as crosspoting newfags.
Anyone here read pic related? Did it have any effect on you? I was thinking of giving it a try hoping it'll help me become more of a normie.
>>25205921
I read it. What you need to realize is that this is a book published in the 1930s about how to be a good salesman. The name is misleading. The first half had some okay stuff on how to manipulate people into liking you but as a whole this book is about how to trick people into liking you so you can sell them things.
>>25205972
Basically this. It might help you in the workplace, but don't expect to win any friends or influence people.
>>25205972
>>25206017
Do you have any suggestions then? I really want to become better at social situations.
>tfw no test pilot bf
But I don't own an airline, anon.
>>25205840
moar liek low-test pilot amirite?
>>25205840
My dad's friend's dad died that way
>tfw had to hold in farts all day today and tomorrow will be worse
Is it okay to hold in your farts?
>>25205823
Stop eating so much food fatass
>eat lentils
>go to work
>fart constantly
>whole behind bar stinks like my farts
>loud music covering up fart sound
lololololol
Why don't you have a gas tank built into your pants/underwear? I have a tube tied up to my ass which feeds my gas into a portable tank. Yes it sticks out slightly, but its better than holding it in all day, or letting it R.I.P. in front of everyone else and having them suffer.
>haven't left the house in months
>muster up the courage to go out to get my mom a nice christmas present
>as i'm walking around the store, I bump into a little kid
>kid points at my face and screams "MONSTER!"
How fat u? B honest.
well maybe u were wearing bright blue clothes and are a well-built tall man, so he thought you were Sully from monsters inc
just a thought
>>25205822
I'm 300 pounds and have a facial deformity. I am cockeyed and have essentially no chin. Also have fucked up teeth.
What are some ways to be kind to people robots? I've realized that compassion and just doing a nice thing that can help other people can make the world a slightly better place. I'm a virgin NEET with no friends like many of you.
I have about $4,000 from my summer wagecuck job, would handing out $20 bills or something to strangers be helpful and kind?
You're not even rich, why would you give your money away? I wouldn't give to charity even if I was rich. Just buy shit for yourself and make yourself happy. If material things aren't enough then use the money to improve yourself so that others will like you more.
ay yo, leme get an extra for my ma and 12 siblings
>>25205824
But I want to make other people happy anon.
>tfw starting to subtract 1 from my age in order to fit in with more people at college now that all of my close friends have graduated and moved on
I feel like a middled aged woman senpai...
>>25205720
It doesn't really matter if your above the age of 20.
>>25205758
I'm about 4 months from turning 23 and a lot of my remaining friends are 19-20
>am 24
>if someone asks, I'm 21
NEETproblems
