Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7159. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7159. page
who /isolated/ here?
I have no one to contact and nobody can contact me
>Roommate gone
>Only person home
>Family in another city
I know that feel. It's not a bad one, but you are aware, almost always, that you are alone.
>>25207855
At least, you have me.
You're the only one I talk to.
>>25208047
>Lives with roommate
>Has family
Fuck off, your 2 days of isolation is not what I am talking about
any other socially anxious NEETs too scared to post? this is my first thread
>>25207704
thats cute. what makes you nervous?
>>25207704
lol get a load of this faggot
pls respond
^original response comment
You know.. this could be you right now but it's not
Care to explain?
My penis is smaller and less pixelated. He should have that checked.
That would require performing a sequence of actions in order to achieve such a scenario. This sequence is in fact too much fucking effort.
What the fuck is wrong with his dick? Is that some kind of asian genetic disorder?
Hey robots
I'm planning on killing myself but I want it to be a mystery.
I want to go down as one of those guys who died under mysterious circumstances. I want to have a Wiki entry. I want to be featured on some mystery shows
How can I do it and leave a mystery?
>Leave a letter at home or some place it will easily be found, typed, from someone telling you they're looking forward to meeting you at a given place
>Make the letter cryptic
>Go to that place and call the police, crying for help, but hang up before giving useful info
>Dispose of self in river, leaving behind evidence
That's like, my initial thought on how. But my initial solution is you should make a friend and not kill yourself. OP, I could be that friend.
Spend a week telling everyone you know that you discovered proof aliens exist and that the govt knows
mess up house like someone was looking through it
go somewhere far away without telling anyone
If you want a legacy you should probably make it by living your life and doing interesting things that people will remember you by.
No one gives a shit about some depressed phaggot who killed himself, there are thousands of those everyday.
Who else here DRUNK?
Feels so good having some nice whisky and listening to some music. Feels like I'm floating on top of the world.
>tfw sober
fuck this, I'm biking to CVS to get a box of wine with the last of my money
>>25206964
what are you listening to anon?
I'm having a few drinks and watching twitch
I want to be drunk mang. Just got back from WB Liquors, bought a bottle of semi-expensive wine for my boss for Christmas.
I'm sure he'll offer me some, but I'll have to decline and that sucks bigtime. I WANT TO GET DRUNK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am just gonna leave this penguin here.
I fixed it for you, anon
>>25206821
here you go op
have one on me
>>25206821
Here's another one op
>there is literally no possibility of there being someone who truly understands you, how you feel, why you feel, etc
wat do
learn to use the dark side of the force
good is a point of view, annakin
Get a pet. I got my pup Donnie Barko about 3 years ago. He's the closest thing I have to a shrink, and my best buddy. He loves me even though I'm miserable and a shit person to be around.
>"I know where you're coming from, I used to be just like you"
>mentions they spent a few months after highschool as a NEET and how depressed they were because they didn't get laid for 3 whole weeks
who are these people OP?
I don't get why people like that say they have no friends. Makes me mad.
Milk really likes her beaners
but then again it's better than having a dysfunctional retard of an admin unironically fawning over you
>tfw no kamay washing, jeepney driving, kanin picking, tuko calling, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>tfw no saddle wearing, fly swatting, apple eating, hoof stamping, oxer jumping, carriage drawing, Triple-Crown running, qtp2t horse gf
>>25206189Hey. Goggle monkey here.
>>25206414
Hey Pham, haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?
When you think your life is bad, just remember. This guy has it worse.
>>25205988
While I agree that's very sad and impossible to top, it's just MUH TROOPS bait.
>>25205988
>4 year old girl you don't know died
>4 year old girls die every day all over the world
>sad
boo fucking hoo people die get over it
>>25205988
Mabye the girl would still live if the mercenaries from the fag empire US wouldn't have invaded and occupied Iraq.
why does everyone just conform? they don't question anything.. everyone lives like they're going to live forever and everyone just follows the social narrative like clones
it drives me fucking nuts, if you're not like this you'll feel completely alone and people even look down on you. its like a fucking conspiracy, you cant even discuss this with them, you'll get blank looks
>>25205964
for clarification im talking about the work > consume > work lifestyle, and normie life in general
they don't even see the manipulation at play in the blindingly obvious advertising, or their drug addiction (spending every weekend in the pub, throwing away their wages). they all live for whatever they're told to live for, usually lowest vices like money or pussy. they have no higher values at all, no thoughts of their own. its fucking insane
Plz give example.
Also, people are naturally cowards, or society would collapse.
>>25206049
example of what? just look at normie lives..
le originale
Who /has qt gf/ here but isn't happy?
Shit sucks man.
>>25205848
FUCK OFF NORMIE
this comment is orginal u fucking nigger wghiwegwe
Me. But I can't for the life of me figure out why.
It's like I love her but want to hurt her and take my frustration out on her at the same time, I don't understand it.
HEY AN ANON MADE THAT FOR ME!
GIVE IT BACK!
>being a male feminist
>being a hipster
>being a nu-male
which ones apply to you /r9k/
None of the above. I am just a weirdo who doesn't really fit in anywhere
>>25205731
i'm this except i'm not a white knight, i dont use popular social media, never given money to a female before in any form kek
>>25205731
>prematurely balding
So high test then?
moshi moshi
E d g e
d
g
e
Wow.
>>25205168
This is now /pol general/
How do you explain this, niggers?
>>25205168
ah! moshi moshi! genki desu ka? ano... kuro no seikatsu wa... nan desu ka?
The second Secret Santa thread
>Post Amazon wishlist
>Get gift from another anon
Enjoy. Merry Christmas!
(I'll post the pastebin of the wishlists later I haven't yet finished compiling them.)
Instructions1
Instructions2
4UJR64BDE0EH
This is mine from the other thread, I'd appreciate anything on it senpai, I'm not getting a single thing from anyone I know, including familyThreads like these make me really happy because it reminds me that there are people that are kindhearted and actually have holiday spirit
