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I just watched Samurai Flamenco and I don't have anything to really live for so I'm considering becoming a vigilante for the thrill of it. Where can I get custom outfits and really cheap concealed weapons? What form of martial arts would you recommend?
Kickboxing
get cheap costumes from thrift stores. doesnt sound sexy but less traceable, decent quality material. might be pleasantly surprised. martial art? jeet kun do. it is one of the few with choking and throwing. you should pin people dont and threaten to rape them as your gimmick.
Just buy a wetsuit and just use a shitload of tape to make a ball on the end of a drumstick. Tape ball on the end of a drumstick can't be considered a deadly weapon so the police can't do anything, and you're allowed to wear a wetsuit in public even if you live in the desert.
>browse porn
>all the adds and links are for gay porn sites and vids
How does the Internet know!? It was just one trap video.
Delete cookies and clear cache
>not using incognito
>>25210855
The biggest mistake anyone can make
Anyone here have luck with jelqing?
I'm 7.5 x 5.5 but I still feel insecure as fuck. Although I'm mostly insecure about lacking girth. Does jelqing / extenders work?
pic related
me
>>25210705
Are you the same guy that posted this thread on /fit/ minus the dick pic?
I'm willing to bet you are.
>>25210705
heres a better angle
I use a Bathmatee for girth, works wonders.
Who /sleepy/ here? Time to get Comfy robots
>>25210689
i feel dead inside
>>25210697
Dont we all
Senpai
i am really drunk and sleepy, even after having four cups of coffee. i'm a mess.
Obscure feels
>ywn wear a nice brown suit with a proper reason
>ywn have a legitimate reason to wear an eye-patch
>ywn be the bodyguard of a vapid and superficial qt girl who you slowly guide and teach the ways of life
>ywn be a dystopian future rebel leader
>ywn be a soldier apart of an intergalactic military organization
>>25210774
Sorry to be a fucking Newfag but what does ywn mean?
Why are asian guys so insecure and spam r9k? Is it because they have small dicks?
>>25210674
Here's a "small" asian dick for you
Yeah pretty much.
gookblox
>>25210674
>Why are asian guys so insecure and spam r9k?
he says constantly ignoring the fucking hoard of interracial BMWF porn and hiding every remaining shread of cuckoldry from his browser to post this thread about maybe one asian thread
white people on this website have to be the most insecure people on the planet
I thought you guys said all women were materialistic and disloyal?
>>25210634
Ten words or less please
She's fueling her ego by posting how good of a human she is online, sure she might love the guy, but letting the world know so blatantly through social media is just as bad.
>>25210634
She's really ugly pham. And she probably cheats on him.
>too tired to watch anime or play video games
>not tired enough to pass out in bed
>just tired enough to stare at r9k for hours
>>25210564
This is me as of right now.
Wew lad I have the same thing plus annoying family members are over. You could try going for a walk anon?
>>25210594
You're probably right.
The robot was a mistake
>tfw remembering all the times girls made moves on you and you failed to realize
ITS NOT FAIR
>>25210540
Ah, anon, that feeling will pass. It sucks to know that you had a chance, but were too dense to take it.
You can't get a future if you're hung up about the past.
If girls have ever made moves on you, you don't belong here
Fuck off normie
I can recall such a situation and honestly say I dodged a bullet. Bitch was evil as it later occurred.
why are normies so cruel
>>25210533
Because you're just so easy to be cruel to, now go be a cuck somewhere else, /r9k/ is for normies now
>>25210533
Maybe its because you create arbitrary distinctions to belittle yourself into a special snowflake?
Normies don't have empathy/are mentally ill. It's very obvious if you look at their behavior
1. Disdain for anyone not normie
2. If prompted for advice, repeat script. If person doesn't like it, insult them
3. Desire to see others suffer ( Suicide is selfish! Don't do it!)
4. Inability to understand different points of view
5. Risky behavior (sex, drugs, partying etc)
6. Unable to understand boundaries (Stays on r9k despite being normie)
Hey robots, how to I stop being a degenerate?
degenerate is just a buzzword for anything opportunists don't like
>>25210522
What do you do thsts degenerate?
>inb4 post on 4chan
>>25210566
Doing degenerate stuff, duh
This is the most embarrassing thing I've seen circulating on 4chan
I mean, how do you look at that and not think it was just made by a bitter faggot who was bullied for being a beta autist? Nobody makes fun of anyone for playing videogames, unless you're actually a fucking loser who would get bullied no matter what. If you honestly think you were ever bullied solely as a result of liking vidya then it's no wonder you were a target. You're a fucking idiot.
I really thought this image would be mocked when it was made but I see it posted over and over and now I realise just how fucking sad and deluded lots of people on /v/ really are. I mean are you fucking serious? Did you REALLY have girls laughing at you for playing videogames? Where does this happen? They laughed at you because you were ugly, not because you played videogames
And even if you DID grow up in some kind of bizarre alternate universe shithole where there was a girl actually fucking idiotic enough to laugh at you for playing videogames when you were 10 years old, maybe it's time you fucking got over it? Or better yet, hold onto that bitterness forever and ever and save images from memecenter 15 years later making fun of girls because you're STILL not over it.
>>25210472
Could you control your autistic rage for a second and try to offer an actual criticism or refutation of the image?
I like the updated image more, it's not wrong.
How to spot a bait thread:
>the image is an "info"graphic-type with a strong agenda and the text of the post says "THIS IS WRONG" in about 200 words
I think you're mostly right OP, but you're clearly just posting this to get a reaction. fuck off.
How many /robots/ have been listening to this since it was released?
> everyday
> play it while reading b8 threads from " fembots"
> fetish intensifies
made me wanna hate fuck them desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgR8QcHiNs
At least put it in the comments so it embeds
>>25210862
Ok next time, sorry
Where were you when parents stopped teaching their offspring about shame?
>>25210344
>24
>still doing this shit
Man ... that guy is like 4 years too old to be playing the catboi card. He should just embrace twinkdom.
>>25210344
Expecting a tweaker to have shame...
>>25210410
>Catgirl
pronouns, faggot
What's the cringiest, edgiest, robot act you've done in public?
>bar team trivia
>trying to think of a name
>some team has a jeff dahmer wordplay name
>decide to use The James Homies
>trivia host becomes a monster faggot and tries to shame us with that name
>we just leave
>The James Homies
brb changing my Steam name
>>25210292
>not using Melvin Rees' nickname "The Sex Beasts" for a team.
>be me 10 year old
>in a theater, watching ballet because sister was doing that
>at some point someone did a handstand
>thought by myself that i can do that too
> was sitting next to the walk path
>stand up
>try a handstand with full confidencd
>fuck up and fall on my back
>because it was pretty silent a lot of people heard me fall
>stand up and see everyone looking and laughing at me
