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>tfw never admitting self to psych ward for lack of attractive female inpatients
Where are all the crazy girls?
>>25211198
>asking a question when you already know the answer
>>25211198
Is it weird that I think that last shot of Liz Gillies in the asylum with the remote is the qtest?
being female is a mental disability
okay robots, I'm a pathetic, ugly, possibly mentally ill, abusive female who's let a robot stick it up her ass so I'm impure too. I have standards:
1) either be such a fucking loser that you can admit it. actually that's it, I don't want someone who's successful, it'll just make me feel like shit
oh and possibly, unless you plan on moving to where I live, accept that we probably won't ever be together in the flesh because I'll never move out to you
someone pls be my bf or at least keep me company idc
>be such a fucking loser that you can admit it
Very few people can actually do this properly.
They can say it out lout but it's just hollow. They never actually believe it.
>>25211230
indeed, I say it all the time but I don't know if I'm serious. It's hard to admit to truly admit that you're a loser and that there's no hope for you. I just want someone who's either as or more negativistic as I am ;_;
>>25211194
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT I LIFTED, GOT A HAIRCUT, FRIENDS, NEW CLOTHES AND A JOB FOR NOTHING ?
>tfw you will never be a loser again
Why live
Why do so many fembots have daddy issues?
Why do so many robots have mommy issues?
That's what makes fembots
>>25211168
Found the "fem"bot
Who else here enjoys a nice cigarette
Fuck cigarettes. I got hooked on them 8 years ago, and I can't quit.
Degenerate scum. Enjoy your yellowed teeth and cancer
>>25211145
me me me meme mme eeemmememeeee
whats your favorite food /r9k/
>picrelated
milk
does a body something
>>25211225
That's pretty gay desu
iyhhh
>>25211139
more pictures like this please
>tfw alone on Christmas
Sorry to hear that robot. Here's a Christmas hug (glomp) and a wet kiss (XXX) from real live girl.
>>25211090
>tfw first Christmas you'll be completely alone
>tfw you have to work Christmas Eve in 5 hours
>>25211090
Here you go anon
I've been muted
>Be me 23 M
>Not had sex in a while
>Hop on tinder
>Accidentally SuperLike a chick
>She msgs me first and tries super hard
>Looks normal in pics but not hot
>Offers to smoke me up if I take her out to dinner
>Agree
>Drive to pick her up
>Looks fatter than her pics but not terrible can't tell extent of damage because winter clothes
>Smokes me up
>Convince her to fuck in backseat of my car
>She takes off her bra, huge disgusting saggy tits
>Takes off her shirt, lots of fat rolls
>Still have sex, she rides me and cums then I just rail her super hard
>After I finish I want to vomit
>Still buy her dinner
>Have to talk to her
>Feel seriously degraded
>Drop her off
>Feel like I really fucked up everything even though I used a condor
>She texts me next day wanting to talk
>Ignore
So much regret
Long story sort sex is fucking unfulfilling unless ur fucking someone attractive or not fat. Sorry robots I'm just a tall ugly dude I will never make it and enjoy sex whats the point.
Fucking normals think we care
You should have fat shamed her
Who /drunk/ in here?
>Chilling with a 12 pack of IPA.
>Playing Facebook Poker
>IPA
What are you doing over here, anon? Come back to the neverending party that is /mu/
>>25211103
You got a better alternative there, chum?
f*ck anime
>>25211049
Nice thread ya got here
>Slice of life
WEW LAD
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do people ACTUALLY watch anime for the plot?
we all watch it for the cute anime boys right?
>read novel with multiple protagonists
>merely tolerate all the other protagonists just to get to the chapter featuring the one you like
>masturbate while driving
>scream while driving
>masturbate while screaming while driving
>listening to let's plays to fall asleep
Not care about my uniqueness.
>>25211044
>read novel with multiple protagonists
What novel actually has multiple protagonists? There's only 1 main protagonist and subsequent supporting characters.
>masturbate while driving
>masturbate while screaming while driving
What the hell is wrong with you?
I watch let's players to fall asleepbecause I have no friends or future
>1 AM
>Fuck Slaves 4 finished downloading
HELLS YEAH NIGGAS!
Men are so pathetic
>>25210997
>this scene starts playing
U getting toasty roastie?
>>25211029
The fuck is going on here?
asf
You got that tulpa yet?
>>25210892
>tfw tried to get a tulpa
>girlfriend in car crash
>I'm suicidal, depressed, isolated (can't relate to friends, stop trying, drift apart)
>try to live in world of imagination and pretend she was still around
It just made me more sad and depressed.
Now I'm nearly full robot, just going to work and coming home to shitpost. I don't have a full-on tulpa, but I talk when I'm alone as if someone was beside me. I don't have specific entity I'm taking to, but it helps stave off the loneliness.
>>25211337
Just go for the usual turned on TV in the background. I personally like to leave a separate monitor with a CNN stream 24 hours a day.
>>25211427
Can't do TV news, I'm fine reading it but news anchors always seem like complete cunts inserting their own opinions in.
I almost always have Pandora playing in the background, though.
>no images on new laptop
>mom isnt here to do laundry cold floor smell of socks permeates my room
clean yaself up, m8
>little brother just told me my armpits stink
>follows me into my room and tells me it stinks almost as much as I do
>;_;
>>25211127
are you a qt?
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Hey /r9k/. I was thinking about buying myself Fallout 4 for Christmas. However, my computer is a piece of shit and I don't know if it will be able to handle it. Could you guys help me out?
My computer stats:
>only 4GB RAM (3.89 usable)
>200 GB free HDD space
>Processor: Intel Pentium CPU N3530 @ 2.16 GHz
>64-bit OS
>>25210780
watch this thread 404 I am the thread killer
And video card? lmao
>>25210780
where's your graphics card dude
buy it on steam, see if you can run it, if not then get a refund
Why is it so hard being white?
>>25210768
>hard life
>first world white boy
Pick one, faggot
this is bait
and i am saying that this will get 200+ replies
>>25210768
(you)original comment robot
