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How autistic is this?
I'm recording a rap to send to a roastie who broke my heart to tell her how i feel
Should i do it?
(I DIDN'T MEAN TO POST IT IN ISLAM THREAD)
NO
LMAO
THIS IS THE MOST PATHETIC THING EVER SENPAI
DONT DO IT
BAKA
DONT DO IT
SHE DOESNT CARE
move on
find a better girl
>>25204421
But I miss her
Blox
Yeah sure man do it
Post it all on here so we can give friendly advice and suchlike
>tfw Christianity is Judaism with more cuckolding.
>tfw Joseph literally got cuck'd by god.
>mfw no face
i mean if you're gonna get cucked its pretty boss to get cucked by the creator of the universe desu
> dammit god did you fuck my wife?
> sorry brah she came onto me
>tfw the teachings of Jesus are inspiring and worthwhile but everything else about Christianity is pants-on-head stupid
this is the "i'd kill you on the spot if it was legal" smile white people give u
I'm a white girl and I never do that. I actually go out of my way to say hi to black men.
>>25204328
Lol, if white girls even look at black men they get hit on relentlessly.
>>25204328
I'm black and I'd beat you to a pulp and rape you, you fucking white whore.
Who /duster/? It feels amazing, but I wish it lasted longer than a few minutes and didn't leave me feeling so brain damaged.
>>25204288
I'm not /sociallyretarded/ to a point where I can't get drugs, so no.
>>25204316
I shoot heroin too, I just like duster a lot. It's like nitrous except with a weird hallucinogenic edge to it.
>>25204356
Except duster isn't administered by dentists. A few minutes isn't worth long term damage.
Does anyone have more stuff like this?
I really want to hammer home to my friend how hilarious it is that she responds to men saying women have sexual capital by implicitly using her sexual capital to threaten/insult/shame him into saying she doesn't have sexual capital.
I need it to click.
>>25204264
Don't have more memes like that but it still made me remember a routin from Patrice O'Neal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jnUU2c_i0w
>>25204354
pretty funny
I don't think I have much but I'll dump what I have.
Is there a website where robots like us try to be better? A place where people give advice to become a normie (no PUA bullshit)
pic unrelated
>>25204246
The gym and being outside in general, most people want to see you do better in life. Just do not come off as needy
>>25204271
I've been going to the gym for a few months and know a few guys but they have been normies all their life, I meant a place where you could find some ex-robots that I can openly ask for help as a 20yo virgin without them mocking me or giving me weird looks
>>25204271
fucking normie advice right here
o baybee.. a kirra me prease!
pity reply
>Sonya will never kill you
why live
>>25204055
Kek roastie druggie VA will never get another job
Is there any fate worse than being an ugly beta black guy? At least ugly beta white guys have fuckable girls into them. They something to fall back on.
We can't even fuck prostitutes for fucks sakes. We LITERALLY can't even enjoy the benefits of sexual socialism our society has provided. It pretty much guarantees we'll be incels forever. Meanwhile you fucking normalfags are sitting on your asses telling everyone about your sexual experiences with minority qts while I am only met with disgust from women. I sincerely hope you all die. You're all a bunch of fucking posers and it sickens me that I ever thought this website was a sage haven for incel losers like myself. You're all chads.
Despite looking like an ape I found Kent to be cute.
>>25203962
>At least ugly beta white guys have fuckable girls into them
but thats wrong.
You can fuck us black girls
Hey guys,
Thought I escaped from here, but I had sex for the first time and didn't cum. Happend again the day after and today 'it' went soft again once I had put it in.
And now I'm here again. Any suggestions on how to to fucking better or should I stay here?
>>25203959
give it time
i got hard as a rock but i couldnt cum like the first 5 or so times i fucked
you just gotta get used to it, its a whole lot different to fapping. youll be fine
>>25203978
Thanks man. Glad to hear I'm not the only one.
>>25203959
>"it"
What are you like 12?
/r9k/, why not just date a qt conservative black femanon who has strict and/or mentally decrepit parents?
>>25203935
im not very attractive and not socially savvy enough to find and meet one
>>25203935
>straight hair
>slim nose
>slim lips
Don't think she's black bruh, maybe a poointheloo or paki.
>conservative
>black
>woman
Kek, that's like finding a unicorn.
Good luck also finding one that hasn't been through 20 cocks.
>he does recreational drugs
Miku.
I love you
But I love weed
Please don't be mad at me
I've never met a girl who doesn't at least drink occasionally.
>>25204027
You're looking at one famicon.
>ask a cute girl from class out for coffee
>she says yes
>suddenly remember I'm fucking boring and have nothing to talk about
It's next Monday and I am sweating bullets. I have no hobbies that a girl would find interesting
Normie advice incoming: Get her to talk about herself the whole time if you're that desperate. It's boring as fuck and you're not gonna make any worthwhile emotional progress but at least now you know not to ask her out a second time.
>>25203824
How do you know? Talk about it anyways. Or tell her fun/interesting stories of things you've done in the past.
>>25203853
Also this. Ask about her. Maybe you'll be interested in her beyond her looks. If not, then don't go out with her again. It's not some big fucking thing.
>>25203892
>It's not some big fucking thing.
Sorry Chad, but it's not exactly a weekly occurrence for me.
What's up robots.
I just want your opinion
>Be me
>19 years old and balding
>Accepted the fact and shaved my head
> a week later winterholiday arrives
>Mastrubate a lot like the beta fuck I am
>After the 3rd day, my dick won't even get hard anymore
>Now in the 5th day, it hasn't risen ever since
Am I impotent before I even had a chance at pussy?
pic related: fapping material
>>25203744
i once had the most horrendous pain when i came after masturbating
i couldnt get it up fully for almost a year
i would not fap for about 2 weeks, get rock hard, fap and then i couldnt get it up for another 2 weeks
my dick managed to heal whatever the fuck was wrong after not fapping for like 2 months
so no, youre not impotent. just dont fap until youre getting rock hard erections all the time. and give it atleast a couple of weeks of being rock hard again before you fap
weird as fuck but i dunno, thats what happened to me. i was kinda depressed at the same time so i think it was half physical half mental.
is it normal for your dick to get proper rock hard when you squeeze your pc muscle (muscle you hold in pee with) and slightly softer when relaxed? or should it be at its hardest no matter what youre squeezing?
>>25203744
>What's up robots
Not your dick that's for sure
I did better this time guys
nice, you didn't burn them this time.
>>25203741
Yup, buttered 'em up and eating it with pasta
>>25203761
I just baked these. Letting them cool right now.
Pepe is dead, why can't you just replace him with any other maymay bitch.
>>25203597
Looks good. Will download
>>25203633
Then normies will take it over just like always?
>>25203597
I am the one true meme to rule them all.
