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>tfw no qt 3.14 trans gf
>tfw you will never no true love
>>28673724
Stop being mean, you bitter old fuck.
>ywn lure a tranny to your house and then savagely beat him before driving him into the desert burning him alive
Would you rather get aids ?
>ITT: Depression general
When did you find out you were depressed?
Where you self diagnosed?
If so how did you find out?
or seeked professional mental evaluation?
>Greentext story's welcome
am sad
>>28673571
Why anon
Oregano
>feelin bad
>think maybe leaving the house will help
>nothing to do outside house
>decide to see a movie, a disney movie might cheer me up
>see zootopia
>leave the cinema feeling like im at the end of my rope
>everything in the movie was so happy, the characters so nice
>realize I will never get a girlfriend like judy
end me
>this elf elf appears in front of ur room like this and asks you to cum inside of her
how would you react?
I would oblige and not find it strange, elves are experts at detecting lewdness.
>>28673472
only if she pushes a dagger deep into my chest and whispers nice things into my ear
or some unsettling shit preferably the second one
so i can die with fear
I would ask her to leave because she is interrupting my video game and depression time.
I haven't left the house in 2 months, never had a job, play games all day and watch streams. And yet when I do IQ tests online I get these type of scores. The only thing being "smart" has ever done for me, is I realise how fucked up the fucking world is.
>>28673242
realize* aw fuck someone is gonna coment on that shit I guarentee it.
Intelligence =|= motivation.
Some of the smartest people I know are either junkies or work some shitty job like at a gas station.
I'm in the 140's, and I struggle to get out of bed every day.
What would be the percentile for a 123 IQ?
>by the time whites become a minority in 2048 you'll be too old to fight against the anti-white death squads
feels bad man
>>28672875
now you know how the aristocrats felt
>>28672899
white=/=privileged
>>28672913
what so if you're privileged it means you deserve to have your people destroyed
Need to vent about my night with a group or Chads, normies and Stacies.
>Wageslave 50 hours a week at a factory
>Get moved to third shift after 2 years on second
>1/4 as many people and they all seem to be really good friends
>At my station with 2 of them. Some overweight redhead and a prettyboy Chad
>They start trying to get to know me and tell me about themselves
>Say they have all been best friends for years
>Fast forward a few days
>Overhear them talking about a certain run down building
>I ask if it's ***** in *******
>They look surprised and ask me how I know that
>I say I like history and urban explore to get to know the buildings' history better
>Chad calls his group over from the other stations and tell them I am coming urban exploring with them before he even asked me if I wanted to
>We set it up to go on a Friday night
>They ask if I want to be picked up and I tell them I will just meet them at the place
>Friday comes and we talk over the plan and meet up at the building at around 11 pm
>I walk up to their car and smell weed
>You could hear them laughing and yelling from a football field away I bet
>They get out, Chad hugs me and some fat bearded guy with them shakes my hand
>Chad tells me that the 2 women and the bearded guy took a few hits of acid each
>Chad just smoked a blunt but didn't do any acid
>I am gritting my teeth with regret for ever deciding to do this at this point
>We are on a kind of bridge that is 3 stories high and the building is underneath it
>They start walking down the bridge (would take about 15 minutes to get to the building from there)
>I tell Chad I will meet them down there
>He asks me where I am going, I point at all the trees by the bridge
>Tell him I do this a lot to get into places. He says I'm crazy and tells the others we would meet them at the bottom
>He watches me climb down a tree and then does it himself
>While we are alone he apologized for his friends which kind of surprised me
Cont. below
>>28672103
>I ask if it's ***** in *******
What the fuck does that mean
>>28672128
He asked if it was a particular building in a certain area. For instance, the Niggerfaggot Mansion in Cuntsdale.
>>28672128
they're place names you fucking autist
It came into my room and touched me..
>>28671788
did u get a bonner
Why would you post that here, I'd put bars on the windows and another lock on the door that can only be opened from the inside.
>>28672058
>he fell for the alien abduction meme
I used to be in middle school just like you anon, time to grow up though
>tfw wanna kill myself everytime people post big breasted girls
>>28670731
tfw no insecure small tit gf
You know people will post big breasted girl images now just to trigger you, right?
This is the third thread I've seen you whining about this, but many prefer smaller breasts. I even find flat chested women immensely appealing.
so...
Tits or gtfo.
>>28670777
>You know people will post big breasted girl images now just to trigger you, right?
that's what OP wants. I'm not falling for his ruse.
As someone who is now 29 years old, who spent the better part of 20+ non-stop years playing video games. I honestly don't get the appeal anymore. Video games are a waste of time, boring and not exciting at all. They don't bring happiness, they don't bring joy, they don't bring you success or anything worth while.
Normal functioning members of society grew out of video games at around age 12 or so. I know this because that's the time all the people I was around basically put down the controller/keyboard and began chasing females and taking on more mature endeavors.
Only the losers like myself kept on playing games, why? because we were losers in real life and felt it would be easier to just play games and escape into that world instead of having to face reality. You can only escape reality for so long before it comes to bite you in the ass full fucking force.
What happens when reality hits? You dig your head in the sand and become a numale and continue on living in your little fantasy, or you face the hard times and begin playing catch-up.
Nice blog post feggot
Most people in my ffxiv group are married with kids
>>28670709
yeah that hit me at 17 and I'm still a loser 3 years later
>make fake dating profile
>come across girl with fucked up face
>don't want to be an asshole and flat out ask her what's wrong with it
>start texting back and forth
>she's actually really fucking cool
>pretty sure I'm the only person to be so nice to her and not even act like anything is wrong with her
>she finally tells me what's wrong with her
>It's a tumor
>she's also in a wheelchair but can walk
>none of this is really a deal breaker for me do to how fucking chill she is
>pretty sure she's in love with this fake person I've created
>I know I need to stop this before I hurt her worse than I'm already going to
>she tells me her birthday is a few days away
What the fuck do I do guys? I'm aware I'm a piece of shit.
>
>>28670535
post face dude
>>28670535
Just tell her the truth you fucking faggot
>>28670535
fake your profile's death
Might as well get one of these started edition
First for trying to put a personal statement on a CV is impossible if you have no self esteem.
NEET life again, feels bad desu.
>>28670563
Damn. Wish I was NEET. Hate my fucking job and my life and myself desu la.
HEy gUys... dId yOu kNOw.... tHAt i lOVE... LOLIS???
I love lolies too!
>>28670252
I prefer shota
>>28670340
saged hidden reported etc
back to reddddddit you go
At what age did you realise you were not a normie? Was it a slow process or did a particular event open your eyes to your autism?
I knew there was something wrong in High School. In elementary, a lot of things can be passed off as quirks...Teenager are horrible, however.
I was not normie from birth, due to watching home videos as me as a baby and young child. It want until about 8-10 that I became conscious of it.
I'm 28 now and have a very clear memory.
>>28669818
The realization hit in first grade. I got "asked out" by a girl and it later turned out to be a huge prank. I'm still not able to build relationships with women more than a decade later. I've about given up.
Women of /r9k/.
Us men want to ask you something.
What do women want? Seriously.
I have a woman but I feel like a lot of dudes here can benefit from your perspective.
>>28669343
>I have a woman
if thats so then go ask her and gtfo
We like guys who treat us like shit. Many of us like being beaten and raped and emotionally abused, go try it
maybe you should ask the woman you're interested in, we can't speak for an entire gender
Holy fuck guys...
>be 28 year old schizophrenic
>haven't taken my medication (latuda) in a week
>haven't left the house in a week
>starting to feel really lonely
>decide that I'm finally going to do something about it
>call 5 old friends of mine and invite them over for some drinks
>surprisingly, they accept
>they eventually arrive and seem glad to see me
>talk with them for at least 2 hours
>having a great time, everyone is laughing and telling stories
>notice that my friend carrie's glass is empty
>say "here, you can take mine. I'll go make another for myself" and reach over to hand my drink to her
>hear a shattering sound
>look down and see my glass shattered on the floor
>the sound shocks me and sobers me u
>look around to see an empty, quiet room
>realize I was just making the whole damn thing up in my head
>sit down in shock and try to comprehend what just happened
>open up bottle of latuda and take 100mg
Holy shit. I wish I was joking. I can't believe I've stooped this low. I should have known that they wouldn't want to see me.
>>28669308
lmao. what did you talk about?
>>28669342
Carrie was telling some story about how her boyfriend cheated on her and how she got revenge on him by spray painting his car. All of that shit was just made up too, sadly
>>28669308
wait so you thought they were there but they weren't?
