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What are you anyway?
>>28676071
Cancer. Not quite a newfag.
>>28676071
Shit, 2011 I joined /r9k/ in used to be so, well, nothing to boast about.
Be honest... People who have been browsing for +5 years and up, how do you feel?
>just my fuck shit up
Get me out of this shithole
One of these threads. I'll start with mine
>>28675722
Ok but what about this thread?
>>28675722
Do you mean dubs thread beacos those are sweet some dubs
>>28675859
>>28675847
Here is template
>feel like I'm the most pathetic possible
>realize it's wrong since I'm not a manlet
bumping this thread using some creative words
>>28671861
I'm 5'8". It could be worse I suppose. Saw a guy today, about 5'6", massive shoulders from working out. Looked utterly like overcompensation, he was't even intimidating because he looked so ridiculous. Life is suffering for manlets, we can never win.
the girls that robots are typically interested in are not the kind that would shun a man for being below avg height
why you want a shallow extrovert gf?
CYOA thread?
Make choices
Gaming PC + two mystery boxes + Madison & Jackie
>>28647910
Kindle
Musical instruments
Ipod
Trump
Tyrone
Spend all day reading, playing, writing, and listening to music. Hang out with bros.
music stash
board game stash
drugs and alcohol
donald trump
jeb
make a concept album about jeb and donald trump's relationship ultimately ends in trump spending all of his personal wealth to cure jeb and give him a chance at life then we smoke weed and play yu-gi-oh the rest of the year
""Red alert! All the weak sissybois on /r9k/ need your stinky NEET dick now!! All these threads about Stacey should be replaced with trap qts immediately :3"
-A good man"
-A very good man
>tfw most traps would rather wear nothing and show off their butts/chastity belts/legs rather than wear qt clothes
>no frilly dress gf
m-my b
>>28639310
You're cute, anon. What are you doing on a board full of smelly NEET dicks?
>>28640414
Traps looking to be a good, faithful housewife don't show their girldicks and pussies online, right?
>>28640333
My dick stays clean, fuck you
>be 18
>5'4", parents are both >6' and brother is 6'2"
>no facial hair, no sideburns, no pubes, no armpit or chest hair
>weigh 37 kilos
>baby faced
>haven't grown since 6th grade
>dick is average sized, but small balls
>no sperm, only clear fluids
>only thing that's normal is hands and feet both are bigger than the average adults'
WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED ME
>>28680010
You should eat more.
>>28680010
>5'4"
>average sized dick
>giant hands and feet
>hasn't gone through puberty
Don't worry m8, you'll be a Chad soon.
That sounds like a medical condition. Get it check immediately man. Your growth plates shouldn't be fused yet, so growth hormone and testosterone could do wonders on you. Every day you delay it is a day of growth less.
>Clinton is a criminal, feminist, and wants to abolish the 1st and 2nd amendment
>Trump is an utterly unqualified moron who wants to start global trade wars and openly torture people
Who am I supposed to vote for? Why are the American people so fucking stupid?
because they, like you, see only the most advertised options
>>28679993
>wants to abolish the 1st and 2nd amendment
Well, Trump then.
>>28680021
No one else has a chance to win.
>>28680025
Clinton probably does not have the power to irreversibly damage those two amendments. Trump definitely has the power to fuck us over economically.
ITT: last image you fapped to
>>28677989
Afraid I can't do that m8
You can have this instead
>Fapping to pictures
It's 2016.
>>28677989
Source? Destination origami
No commando.
>send an email to my therapist to cancel our appointments
>received reply in pic related
>mfw she thought i gave up because of her harsh words in our last appointment.
Should i bother clarifying that wasn't what i meant?
>>28676188
Shes just trying to swindle you back into giving her money for one hour chat sessions.
Now my therapist gave me the 'trying to make you feel better' talk.
Should i clarify or not? I kind of already had it written out but I don't know if i should bother sending it
>>28676204
Im not from America though
She is 19yo.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA
BASudsahudhadhakd
you fuckers really belive that it is going to be better with age?
that are you going to gain aesthetic and shit?
that you will look more aesthetic as phimosisman at age of 28 than 19yo chad.
Do you belive that you still have chances?
>he thinks men she like women do
Laughing Every Laugh
>>28676142
ayyyyyy, from indai with love
>caring about women
>2020 - 4
gay af 2bh with you fampai
Why the fuck don't you have a girlfriend? It's not like you can fall any lower. You're already rock-bottom if you're posting here. Just ask her out. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
>>28676004
I don't want to spook her.
Because I don't know any qt azn girls, and my yellow fever prevents me from finding white women attractive
Sincerely, I don't have the drive to do it
You are a professor and this student approaches you after finals asking if you could bump her grade up. What do you do?
>>28675730
Tell her the retake the class and earn a better grade.
>>28675730
Only for money.
>>28675730
Tell her that if she wanted higher grades she should pay more attention in class. Then walk away.
Why do they do this if no one except their bf is going to see it?
Weird thing: maybe they did it just for themselves, not for anybody else? Fucked up, right?
>no one except their bf
>>28675319
They just look at it in the mirror?
I get my Xanax tomorrow.
200 mils erry month gittin FUCT UP boi
I'll never take pills, why forcefully try to change yourself
>>28674776
tell me how to get some
How did you do it op? I wanna get myself some t0oo
What is your IQ bros?
I did the official test with a psychiatrist only once,and the score was 116,however i was super fucking anxious so probably it actually is a few points higher.
don't know don't want to know
mine is 7
>>28674042
stop making excuses
