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>2 handguns
>1 bike lock
>32 deaths
How did he do it?
>>28705815
Because he was determined and smart enough to develop a good plan
>>28705815
two 16 bullet clips
>>28705815
good aim, didnt randomly fire, didnt fuck around, hat on backwards, ment buisness with just a touch of edge not too much, just enough
>tfw gynocomastia
Never had a chance arcanines
>>28705552
Just trap it up brotendo
>>28705552
Are your nipples sensitive?
>>28705552
nice tits bby
Enjoying my afternoon coffee in my front yard & I just wanted to let everyone know. Beautiful day!
>>28704926
stop smocking you idort
>>28704947
>hates on smoking
>>>/reddit/
the ash looks like it's about to fall into your coffee at any moment
Why do normals get so irrationally mad at the concept of a waifu?
I mean it's not like roasties would ever fuck us anyway, so why does it matter to them?
>>28704589
its because they dont understand how life is for us. They cant see things from out point of view so to them it looks weird
>>28704589
Normalfags are herd animals. Its simply instinct to cull the undesirables, that's why they hate us so much.
New things terrify normalfags and when they see someone who is happy to be different, this scares them and makes them think irrationally thus leading to hatred of the unknown.
anyone else staying home on a friday night...
i'm alone 85% of the year
It's a treat to myself. I take Friday nights "off" (unifag here) from people, hw and stress. It's ultra comfy desu
>>28704544
Yeah im staying home too watching boku no pico
>Take your seat, look over and see this
wat do?
>>28704142
>laces AND a zipper
Uh, what?
>>28704142
"Didn't they have any clothes in your size?"
>>28704142
sit down and take glances at her every now and then. Wonder what she feels like, if she has to pee (i have fetish) etc., what might she be thinking about
did chad fuck her last night
How the fuck does someone find friends online?
I don't play multiplayer games or post on any unanonymous forums.
Omegle is shit and takes hours before you find someone with anything remotely in common with and even then they're mostly just normies with shit taste.
I just want to find some like minded people I have common interests with.
I don't know what to do.
It's easy to find friends, you just have to want to suck their cock.
>>28703657
Guess I'm never finding friends then.
>>28703647
Make a thread. "I'm looking for friends without shit taste in things" and then explain what shit taste is.
Map of existence thread.
Post your map of existence. (Template in second post).
With this i mean mark the northern-, southern-, western-, and easternmost points you robots have ever been in the world.
This is mine:
Northernmost: Tromso - Norway
Westernmost: Keflavik - Iceland
Southern- and easternmost: Larnaca - Cyprus
Template for Map of Existence thread.
No one is interested in this thread?
New York
The Netherlands
Those tiny islands that are part of Spain
social experiment
rate this girl/10
I don't like whatever it is
0
>>28702660
5/10 in the pic
also looks like a trap desu senpai
>>28702660
4
Wouldn't want her as a friend either.
How can you respect women when they like shit like this? And if you dont like doing shit like this to them youre the one who as seen as having something wrong?
>>28701847
because the ones you watch on porn, like your picture, are actresses. Most women don't do shit like this
>>28701847
You watch too much porn. Give it a rest.
They're getting paid a shitload of money for this
That's the reason why women are superior, they don't have bullshit morals and don't think of that pic of something disgusting, just something that can earn them money, they're right, i'd do the same if I was a girl.
>Make a thread
>Realize it has a spelling mistake
>Close browser
>mfw I realize I made a typo after I submitted my post
>Post in wrong thread
>close browser
>>28701579
>make a post
>realize just as I post it how incredibly retarded it looks
>close thread
>pretend it never happened
>it never comes back to haunt me
if only real life was like 4chan
How Chad is your dad?
Mom was 36, he was 19.
Has like 5 other boys and 2 girls all with different women
Kicked out of his house at 14 for fingering his 5 year old sister
A lot of his perversions have carried over to me biologically even though I never met him. I have a terrible moral compass and I think about fucking all the time. Unlike you nerds I actually get laid on the regular though. But I'm still very beta.
>>28701409
Serial alcoholic, cheated on my mom with someone from work, then got fat.
Currently in a commonlaw relationship with a philipino girl who has kids back home.
So, used to be sort of Chad (I have pictures I found of him in huge hippy gatherings in the mountains), but is now kind of broken down and sad.
he was actually hyper chad. It's baffling to me. I look a lot like him despite him being 6'2" and me being a little shorter than him. but back then he was a sporty guy in school and had a harem of girls.
Daily reminder that if you have a "baby face" and you are 18 to early 20s this is what your future holds. You will not age normally and look like a normal adult, your hormones are all fucked up and you will end up going from looking like a child to looking like a freaky pedo.
>>28700911
The only reason the guy in your picture looks so shitty is because he got fat, not because of baby face
He looked fine in 2008 and he'd look fine in 2011 if he lost a bit of weight and had a picture taken from a more flattering angle. I agree with you, OP, but you should have chosen a better example to start the thread with.
>you'll look like shit if you're low test
i already know that
tell me about chestlets
why do they wear the bra
small tits are awesome
committee members wear bras to stop pokies
>>28700455
>small tits are awesome
objectively incorrect.
>>28700468
Not that guy but bruh all boobs are awesome. Don't be a fag.
Have you ever seen a man die, /r9k/?
>>28699031
I've killed people
a couple if months ago going home i saw this guy that had had a heart attack lying in the street getting his chest pumped up and down by some paramedics. They hadden't loaded him into the ambulance so i think he'd already died. I didn't stop mainly because there were already dozens of normies standing around gawking
>>28699031
yes,
its what people do
