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I like to collect rare women. I'm incapable of love unless she's a rare mix like Eskimo/BasquePic related is my current. Vietnamese/Chechen
>>28575649
>women
>post seacow on land
>>28575664
I'm black so I like thickness.
Sorry low test white boi.plus that Chechen blood makes her feisty
>>28575649
That thing fine I been hitting it fa bout a month
>Who /need a vacation/ here?
I was thinking we could all go to Vegas. It can be done for pretty cheap.
Book cheap rooms, fuck around on the strip. I know all the cheap afterhours clubs to go to that are free
I want to travel to Croatia, and have the means to do so, but I have no one to go with.
I've gotten used to doing everything else in life by myself, but not sure about this one.
>>28575617
Urgh i have the funds and time to travel anywhere but don't want to go alone i need a travel buddy.
>>28575607
yeah great idea count me in
im coming from somewhere in europe
you can pay in front for me i assume?
"Anon fancy a bowl. You can be my partner"
What do?
ill bowl my bowls down your throat
kekekekek
>>28575580
*teleports behind u*
"Nothin' personnel, kid"
*takes bowling ball and smashes u in the head with it over and over until u r dead*
use the bumpers so I actually hit the pins
who here /cockblock/?
>taking a dump
>browsing /r9k/ on my phone
>hear normie neighbor bring some girl to his room
>hear them getting ready to hook up
>chad neighbor goes into the bathroom to "freshen up"
>I cup my hands over my face and let out a LOUD mouth fart
>Vibrates the bathroom walls
>she hears the fart, thinks it was neighbor
>she confronts chad
>could hear him saying "it wasn't me i swear!"
>girl leaves
Good riddance.
>>28575571
I never have OP but that was a pretty good greentext 8/10
>>28575571
You are doing god's work. Good job mateybambatey
Too boring to greentext
>stacey sister brings tyrone home
>remember stacey calling me pathetic loser in front of my crush at school
>find tyrones condoms and poke holes through it
>they sex
It was great finding out she was pregant, our family was mad at her, but she had convinced them it was chads baby (she is a cheating slag)
My dad screamed once he realized it was half nigger
>mom found the loli onaholes
I'VE GOT THE TANK READY BOYS
>>28575443
Throw her dildos at her you spastic
If she's allowed to fuck a piece of rubber so are you
>>28575443
>TANK
I am pretty sure a loli tankoubon will not help you out here.
>>28575443
>sister found the semen-filled suicide tank
What celebrity would you most like to meet?
Pic very fucking related
>>28575273
is this pic real lmao
>>28575346
Yeah. But the actress who plays Brienne is like 6'4", and Sansa is the same height as Jon but she's wearing heels.
>Manlets getting BTFO again and again.
I'm starting to feel bad for them.
Is a 5 inch girth average? I've been told my dick is "thick" but idk about that.
>>28575038
I think it's about average maybe 4.75 is the mean or something. But the standard deviation is relatively small
>5.6 here
>>28575038
You're fucked matey. I have a 6" girth, and girls love it, my length is only 6.5" but they usually comment on the girth when they finally see it. Just smashed a few hours ago with some girl I never met before and she came twice.
RIP pencil dick OP
>>28576028
>you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and just tell lies?
Anyone else wish they had thier wishes franted somehow?
Pic related is to marry a kqt
I declare this a QT thread.
qt3.14 thread is a go!
>nip nops
>>28575586
roger that, anon
>tfw had a gf for 2 months few months ago
>tfw she broke up
>tfw still cherish the memories
>tfw finally know how it felt like being happy for a short little while
>tfw still imagine her cute smile, smell, teeth, freckles, eyes, ears, hair
dont cry because its over, smile because it happened
>tfw she probably has forgotten me already
>tfw still wish i held her longer in my arms
>tfw i always was the first one to get out of bed, thinking back i regret i didnt spend more seconds cuddling with her or holding her in my arms
>inb4 ree fuck off this board normalshit
im far from normal
>>28574863
Hey fuck you I'm in the same boat
Except it's been like three or four years and I haven't had anyone since. Also I'm a virgin.
>>28574889
i guess it can only happen again in the future
keep believing dude
>>28574889
how long was your relationship? why didnt you have sex?
DISCOVERING KID CUDI AFTER LISTENING TO STRAIGHT CLASSIC ROCK FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS GOT ME LIKE
congratulations on your god awful taste that probably pertains to all areas of media you consume
>>28574898
obviously someone who doesnt know anything about kid cudi.
you realize he has been played on the radio for only like 2-3 of his songs and he has around 5 albums? he is able to talk about real human emotion and not worry about album sales or charts. for fuck sakes his last album was PUNK ROCK and 2 disc
>>28574778
>>28575127
Kid Cudi is my god damned spirit animal. I have a huge canvas print of his face on my wall.
Please ignore my faggot face please, I didn't want to go take another picture of the picture
Who /want to hug all the sad lonely anons on r9k/ here? V7 (or 8?)
picture is of an anime girl I googled, always will be.
>>28574737
I think there are actually a lot of good, kind guys lurking here who don't participate in the toxicity and just want to feel like they belong somewhere because they've never found that with other people in real life.
Sometimes I wish I was a girl so I could have at least connected with one of them and make them happy.
>tfw could never stand just a hug from a cute roboboy, but he'd probably be too shy to go further
>>28575775
i feel you.
>>28574737
sometimes
only when i'm the lonely kind of drunk tho
usually im just an angry drunk
Someone somewhere is having the greatest night of their life
Some chad is pounding a Stacey or boxxy
And someone somewhere is getting royally fucked over in the worst possible way. And someone somewhere has just been sitting around doing nothing but farting and scratching his ass for the past three hours. Life, eh?
Some person, somewhere, is experiencing the greatest pain they've ever felt.
And I'm jealous.
HOW THE FUCK
HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
CAN A PERSON MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE UTTERLY SHIT
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF SO FUCKING MUCH JUST SO I DON'T HAVE TO SEE HER AGAIN
PLEASE KILL ME
I'M WORTHLESS
SORRY
>>28574646
let it out, let it all out, anon.
now you need a hug, it does not need to be a human hug a stuffed animal is usually best, if not a pillow and image hugging your beautiful waifu
mmmmmm, calming.
Insert head in blender
>>28574646
What happend now?
Did that chad boy make you kiss his penis again?
>tfw no real american hero bf
I'm the main character from Starship Troopers, wanna be my bf cebruz?
tfw no big nosed qt gf
>>28574580
Tim the tool man Taylor?
I just made an account robots how do I go about meeting people.
I also just made an account, am I supposed to just message random fucks?
>>28574418
>be first world
>be white
Thats literally it
>>28574432
Not white but I am in the first world. What do
