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the one desire you have that will never come true?
i want an asian gf
I want a harem of cute bois and grills all across the USA so when I travel I have potential cuddles/fucks everywhere I go.
her. just her man.
Having a happy fulfilling life and a simple family with the qt I love.
I got lucky yesterday. I went on my first tinder date(19 F curvy).
It's been years since I last had any opportunity, let alone action.
And took the grill back for a movie. Got her naked slipped the finger.
A few minutes later, she's naked and on top:
>"Baby, I don't know how to tell you this but... I-i-m a virgin"
> Don't bang obviously
>She implied that she wanted it next time.
She seemed very naive and loving. Yet really sweet.
My dilemma is if I sex her; am I contributing to the fucked up society we have by encouraging carousel behaviour.
Obviously I want to; but it makes me a selfish hypocrite.
what do.
>>28584868
Why didn't you bang? She'll either fuck you or another guy sometime anyways. The carousel can't be stopped and goes round 24/7. Whether she gets on today or tomorrow doesn't make a difference in our 'fucking up society'.
>>28584920
Didn't have sex because it only the first time I'd met her. Said she wasn't ready yet.
My reasoning is that I'm not going stick around for more than a few months.
It will be amazing short term; but I may be creating another jaded young lady in this world.
How is she to know that I'm not "the one".
>>28584868
If she's ready to giveit up that easily, she's already a roastie. Do it for the exp. We won't mind.
I've been thinking...
Does aiming for suicide actually make you alive?
Think about it. When you make an effort to punish yourself, it has some productivity in it.
When you are actually wanting to die, you courageously stop fearing death.
And why did humanity turn to shit again? That's right, cause of fear of death.
You basically become RATIONAL and WORTHY.
That isn't how it works. That's a really shit theory that making things so fucking bad people don't even want to live motivates them to do things.
In fact that's basically just torture. You must be a normie if you think torture is going to make someone a better person.
>>28584879
Well, it works for me. I was just wondering if anyone else has this mindset.
Also if someone finds sense in it same as I do.
I'm wondering whether I'm fucked up in a good or bad way.
>>28584962
I think you're fucked up in a bad way because you've mistaken the torture you been subjected to as a good thing. Fucking normies just laugh about how bad you have it and how easy they get off from any consequences of treating you that way. You should probably go see a shrink.
where would you want to live? post pics of some comfy games
Goldshire because I'm a degenerate
Just fucking end me already
>tfw couldn't find screenshots of the interior
sfadfadsf`
You've never had sex. You're a loser.
You never go anywhere or do anything. Your life is sad, empty and meaningless. You are a failure and it's all your fault.
>you live in a fantasy world
I wish
Nope, this is far from it
This is the trash world, anon
The truest representation of this world is as one composed of trash
>>28584589
but this is reality, not fantasy
I still have an iq of 130, which no matter how shitty i live, will keep me warm inside, because i know i'd be master race in a better world
>tfw no bf to watch play video games and suck his dick when I get bored
>no one to fuck my boipussy when he gets bored of video games
a-are you cute though
>>28584361
I know that feel. Is it so much to ask for cute guy who play video games with me and let me service him sexually?
>tfw no bf to listen to depressing atmospheric music and drift off into fantastical daydreams with while I rest my head on his chest
>tfw we will never kill ourselves together when we finally reach a mutual moment of clarity
Why do women have sex with NEETS more than wagecucks? What makes these farting, yawning NEETS so attractive to women?
>>28584342
Thisfarting and yawning part is only a stereotype.
NEETS have alot of time and a stressfree life so they can use their energy on fucking
Wagecucks come home from work and are exhausted and don't have as much energy to fuck as the NEET
>>28584449
True. My friend who is a NEET can spend his single mothers money on an Xbox for a girl he was dating. She barely touched it but she gives him daily hand jobs
what would you guys do if you were male model level handsome for a day?
Go to a bar/club/Tinder/whatever and get laid, multiple times, what else?
>>28584321
This.
>Go to club
>Dance with random broad
>Make out
>Take her home
>>28584304
Unless it fixes my autism i'll probably just be here on r9k like i am everyday.
>tfw wasted my lunch money on a pepe pack and only got shit
gues i gonna beat the fuckin indian kid again
>>28584196
This boards antics are so relaxing compared to /pol/
>he bought the hand-drawn set
i have the rarest peepee :^)
Alright anon, it's time for your presentation. What topic did you choose?
>>28584150
>people looking with smiles
why negros don't deserve rights.
>>28584150
The history of animation.
This is a topic I NEVER had a chance to do and I want to do it.
how to get an illness that lasts for a couple of weeks
I need to be out of commission for finals
>inb4 face it like a man
pic unrelated
>going to uni when you're not going to do it
I hope it's free anon.
>>28583952
break both of your wrists and say you fell off your bike and landed on them
Do everyone a favour and kys at the start of the first exam. Everyone gets to go home and passes all their exams just like that.
Cmon OP be a bro!
How many shots of Nyquil would I need to take to get high enough to think I was an earth bender?
I'm not kidding, btw. Seriously curious.
Please halp someone.
>>28583941
Okay my dude, first of all don't drink nyquil. Have you done any research at all? Like any? Like even typing "cough syrup high" into your Google search bar? No? Didn't think so.
Drink 2-3 bottles of Robitussin long acting cough or equivalent. Make sure you don't have anything to do for the next 18 hours.
I MADE IT R9K!
we met at a party my roommate invited me. I didn't want to go but I dragged myself to it.It worked out for the best!
Norman. Get. The. Fuck. Off. My. BOARD.
>>28583929
Thats not a goat Mohammed
>>28583929
girls like - plz dont yank my head like that.
Im happy for you shiposter, I am.
Ok so I'm going to start seeing a shrink. Any suggestions on age/race/gender? I really want a cute girl one but I'm afraid that she won't really be able to understand typical robot shit.
If I do end up going to a guy how old would you say they should be? Has anyone here found that visiting one helped at all?
My suggestion is get someone who has the authority to prescribe meds.
When/if talking doesn't lead anywhere you're shit out of luck if the shrink can't try anything else.
probably want an old man because your dad wasn't there for you
I'm actually going to do it. I've actually reached that point. I'm going to buy this onahole soon.
I hope it's all it's cracked up to be.
>>28583760
Nothing's ever what it's cracked up 2 be.
Have zero expectations, that way you're never dissapointed Famalam
They are amazing, but you have to maintain and clean them out after every use and store then in a temperature appropriate place.
Also, depending on your size and which one you buy, you may need to have lube on hand whenever you use it. It won't be enough to just get your dick wet. Onaholes are on average smaller than fleshlights because they're primarily designed for a japanese consumer base. Be ready for a tight squeeze if anything else.
There are some US based shops online that sell them and you can avoid the customs issue of having it imported and stalled due to the box artwork or something else depending on what your particular tastes or fetishes is.
Best of luck anon!
http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
Check that guide out OP.
