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got the glans out and covered in smegma
phimo robots get in here. phimo feels thread
>>28598069
That feel when phimosis. There is no point even trying to get gf.
Feels bad man. It's also one of those things people can shame you about for not fixing
>"why don't you get it cut or le foreskin stretch?"
How about why couldn't I just have a normal fucking penis REEEEEEE?
Not like I have anything to use it on...
>>28598069
I managed to get rid of it, without getting cut, but I have scars now anyways.
Is life even worth living if you're unattractive?
>>28598010
Don't know.
But you do miss out on a lot of what it means to be human.
It can be, it depends if you a nihilist or not.
cut your penis off
Who /Howard Stern/ here?
Ronnie is my favorite
>>28597972
Britcuck here, who is this guy and why do people like him?
>>28598149
He's our king of radio. He makes fun of mentally ill people all day long and has his staff prank call people
>>28597972
>>28598149
>>28598233
whooo whoo I invented everything Robin WHO
Would anyrobot like to bully another neet robot on voice? So you can let out your frustration and rage on me!
please bumping thread to hope people post please i dont want to be lonely anymore
ANON
STOP BEING SO FUCKINGnice :3but for real, i hate my voice, so i can't do itsorry
>>28598793
anon, can I do the opposite of bullying to you? pls
somehow i managed to pass all my classess
pretty sure my professors went easy on me after i nearly cried in one of their offices
whatever
official cdg irc @rizon #CDG because someone always brings it up
Whenever you add "crippling" to "depression", it makes you look like a massive fucking attention whore.
>>28597650
thanks for the imput please submit it to the official feedback document
DEATH fucking kills hell yea
idc about your thread op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzvtfbqJeIY
How does this make you feel?
Origami
>>28597529
makes me feel like women have a different set of struggles from men
it makes me want to throw myself in front of a train, anon-kun.
>>28597529
Reminds me how much I despise normalfag social networks
So it doesn't feel very different
How goes the job hunt, anon?
>try to apply to stores near me
>either get told "DUDE APPLY ONLINE LMAO" or they aren't hiring
>apply online
>never hear back
Why are online applications even a thing? You literally can't defend this, it's like your application gets autotrashed.
I have even tried following up
I don't even bother with those types of online applications anymore. If there isn't an email where I can contact a real human with my resume and a message about myself I go to the next posting.
Last Thursday night I did something like that for an entry level job as a healthcare insurance analyst. The next morning the guy replied and scheduled an interview with me for next week. So much better than spending 90 minutes creating an account for some stupid website you will never visit again while taking a million surveys, then you either get an email 30 seconds later saying you aren't qualified or you never hear back at all.
They literally don't want to hire anyone, they just want you in a database so that they can call you if they mess up and fire too many people who matter so they can feel like they fixed something.
Most postings are legally requried even when they have someone already in mind for the job. Usually, even if you get an interview they've already filled that position your interested in and are just going through the motions.
>>28597500
I honestly just don't even bother if there is a online application, it's too much fucking work just to get autotrashed.
I need to update my resume and start using Craigslist, maybe I'll have better luck
Fuck my dad thinks I'm gay now.
Was curious about what the average attractive guy looked like so I searched "hot men" on google images (want to improve my own looks by looking at examples).
Dad walks in the room while I'm scrolling through the results, "Watcha lookin at, anon?".
I want to die.
those are the kind of searches I do only on 5AM and when I can clearly hear my parents snoring to be on the safe side.
better lube up ur boipussi
>>28597162
>not being able to quickly switch to another tab when someone enters the room
Hey robots, come hang out with us on dubtrack! (it's not like you have anything else to do on a sunday night).
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
Share music and stupid internet stuff, whatever you like, just don't queue up normalfaggotry.
Last 5 songs:
Cirrus - The Answer
Lil B - Open Thunder Eternal Slumber
Alice in Chains - Rain When I Die
Polysics - Black Out Fall Out
Grace Slick & The Great Society - Darkly Smiling
Last 5 songs:
S3RL - Pretty Rave Girl
Kendrick Lamar - Alright
Radiohead - Knives Out
Hucci - Roll It Up
YMO - Rydeen
bump for more chillers
new thread since the other got filled with some people talking about traps
>asians look good
Yea, only the Japanese and Koreans, and I have neither in me.
Post body pictures Ching Ching
>>28596975
Korean here, I'm can be in you if you want
>>28596975
>asians look good
>Yea, only the Japanese and Koreans
Not even that m8ty. Single eyelids are the norm for E. Asians.
Stop believing in these stereotypes from cherry picked photos.
Why don't you date a single mom?
I was self loathing NEET who spent most of his time playing PS2 games to try to recapture his youth until I met my single mommy gf
She's a hard worker
>works full time as waitress
>goes to school part time
>still takes her kid out to the park, arcades, whatnot
She inspired me as even though her life isn't easy she keeps a positive attitude and even motivates me daily.
>single mom
>I'd have to help take care of kids
I'm too much of a fuckwit to care for myself, how the hell am I supposed to care for her hellspawn I have no paternal instinct to do anything with?
>>28597328
It actually comes pretty naturally, it even makes you a better person. I was dating a girl with three kids and, while brief, it was awesome being a father figure and teaching them things a dad can teach kids.
You have just opened my eyes OP. Single mothers are NOT promiscuous whores that made bad choices, they are HARD WORKING WOMYN. I will make it my mission to raise another man's child as my own.
Time to #MANUP
>tfw your favorite pizza is cuckeroni and cheese
fucking gross pepperoni is so greasy i hate how this is the default topping and everyone assumes everyone else likes it i'll eat it sure but i'd much rather have something healthier and less oily
>>28596637
i personally eat domino's meat packer w/ stuffed crust so
>jalapeno mushroom pineapple extra sauce well done pls
Don't forget that blu cheese dip dip
How was your weekend/meaningless blur of two NEET days, robots?
Did you do anything fun? Anything out of your usual routine? Same old same old?
Personally, I had to give my chair a haircut. I was wondering why the wheels weren't rolling properly, I flipped my chair to take a look and of course saw that years of my balding long hair had gathered into a solid mass that clogged the wheels. Spent about 2 hours on Saturday cutting and pulling that shit out of 5 wheels and vacuuming it up. Fun!
Considering I worked both of the days and then used my hard earned shekels to buy a new phone which I am now setting up, not terrible
>>28596660
>literal shitposting from your phone while sitting on the toilet
feels good man
Oh, that happened to me aswell
Why the fuck do people shame others for not smiling in pictures? Why is it necessary for someone to smile in a picture?
>>28596547
So you don't look like a miserable cunt.
Smile so your mother is happy. The woman forced you out of a hole between her legs after all.
>>28596576
I never wanted to be born. Fugging bitch should have gotten an abortion
>>28596576
>shame him like a miserable cunt.
>so he doesn't look like a miserable cunt.
How can the government possibly justify prostitution being illegal? Men need sex. Some can't get it easily.
Medieval Christian governments allowed prostitution because they knew that prostitution was the lesser evil of men going crazy from lust.
>tfw the US government is more of an annoying moralfag than medieval Europe
>Men need sex.
False. Jacking off gets the job done just fine.
>>28596401
What's the name of this pose? it's sexy as fuck.
>>28596434
Some circumcision styles severely inhibit masturbation, and lots of guys older than 25 or so have those styles of circumcisions.
It doesn't seem like they started doing the loose circs so common these days en masse until the mid 90's.
Though they do say that in ancient times, Jewish circumcisions were fairly loose.
