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Now that classes are over, what do you Robots want to accomplish before the summer's over?
>nothing
Yeah, see that's why time whizzes by so fast. Let's try and fix that, and fix ourselves and learn something or develop a skill this summer, or at least start.
I want to
>start learning how to draw
>start learning French
>start a personal log of the music I listen to, with brief thoughts on each item
What about you guys?
I want to
>Learn German
>Exercise everyday
>Work on my Acne
>Learn to hike long distances, starting with small 12 hour trails and then move onto something bigger
I just want to have function
i wanna
>make a game on roblox
>cash the fuck out
im srs tho
i'm french, i can help you if you want family
How effective would this suicide method be?
Down Diazepam.
Seal a decently sized bag over my head with a rubber or tape
Go to sleep and inhale CO2.
How much diazzepam would I need? I cant get any other sedative
is this an effective method?
bump please someone help me. i want to do this as soon as possible..
Any heavy sedative, any opiate, any alcohol. After you get super fucked up put a bag over your head and slit your wrists. Or just hang yourself. Either way take those three things and do anything
>>28609639
Depends how you get CO2. Make sure that it is a method to ensure death so you don become crippled and brain damaged
>step dad told me to get rid of my cum tissues
>told my fucking mum about it
>my mum said she's going to search my drawers when im out tommorow at uni
>I have 3 cum shirts stashed in them
>already forced my to get rid of 12 pissbottles before and banned me from doing it
What the fuck is there problem. If i want to keep cum shit and pissbottles in my room why the hell not
If I'm actually not getting meme'd on, why the fuck do you let them enter your room?
>>28609535
they just barge in or when I'm out the room for some daily dose of social interaction, they walk in and what am I going to do? push them out?
They are calling it disgusting that I keep them in my room. Nigga just fuck out my room then
Why do you want to keep cum shirts and tissues?
I understand if you're too lazy to throw them away but why do you want to keep them?
Old classmates want to organize a dinner party by the end of the month. They just invited me through normiebook.
Shit, what do I do? I'm much better off now than I was back in HS but I'm still a trainwreck with no friends.
Go there and try to have a good time. Drink a little bit, talk to women, explain what you do for a living, etc
>>28609462
so crazy it might actually work.
You wouldn't be having this problem if you didn't have a Facebook account. You brought this upon yourself
>that guy who always wears hats indoors
iT's called a ""HAT" for a reason you big dumb
>>28609165
Hatters gonna hat.
>>28609165
>that guy who always shitposts on r9k
it's called a "SHITPOST" for a reason you big dumb
>>28609165
The only reason I would ever wear a hat indoors is if I was at a baseball game and I'm inside the stadium
>be a 6-7/10 anon (rated by other anons)
>hold the door each time for everyone whenever I go into a store (dudes and grills alike)
>girls basically never say thanks or anything
>try not to generalize because I hate it when people do it about anything
>happens every fucking time anyway
>grow more resentful with each day
Weird, girls always say thanks to me and even hold the door open for me some times. I don't think it means anything.
>>28609083
Online ratings aren't accurate
You need to get rated IRL, where people can see your face in 3D from all angles without any distortion from your camera's lens
>be -2/10
>hold door for people because it's the right thing to do
>men and women, young and old, all thank me because it's polite
You just need to move to a not shit area where people actually have manners
Sharing some pics of this milf if anyone of you robots want to see more.
Had to be so fucking careful, wasn't the easiest place for creep shots, but definitely worth it.
Awesome tits, ass and legs for such an old bitch.
>>28609060
lurking in the shadows
>>28609060
>if anyone of you robots want to see more
No, fuck off back to /b/.
Post them please!!!! Let's see those tits
>had psychological problems since I was around 10
>never bothered with it and managed to go on with life
>have some acquaintances I talk to
>go to uni
>actually manage to get friends
>even hit it off with a girl
>out of nowhere almost all start to ignore for no reason
>try asking them
>get "you should know"
>psychological problems explode
>spend every waking moment trying to figure out what it could be
>start suffering from severe delusions and anxiety
>get sent to a psychward
>all the psychologist repeats every meeting is more or less "you have to live with this, you can not control it"
What is the point of even trying if it all can just end in a second? No matter if its relationships of all kinds, jobs, education or whatever
Why didn't you just be yourself? You could have solved everything.
>>28608841
I was myself and still am. Dont know what I could have solved. I dont want to be a shut in and I have tried changing that
You're psychotic then?
>22
>already feel like my life is over and i fucked up big time
mom probably cries because of me
fuck
Do you want to elaborate a little, M80kins?
>>28608566
don't worry bro, life is meaningless, everybody will disappear for ever soon... there isn't a good way to live life or a bad way to live your life, you can die now, live for 100 years... living with money, living a poor life... it dosen't even matter
>>28608596
I haven't done anything since i dropped out of school when i was 16. My mom somehow tolerates me being a neet because i'm depressed and in therapy
i don't have the energy to do anything with my life it feels so difficult to do the simplest tasks
also i'm too stupid to work
>Now that classes for the semester are finished my parents are making me look for a summer job
>21 yrs old never really worked before
I already know that my summer is basically fucked now. What kind of job can a robot work at and not want to die?
Absolutely no food service, that's my only stipulation.
>>28608308
Your best bet is to go to a temp agency and try to get a summer job doing data entry/assembly line work. You might need some credentials, though.
If you have absolutely zero confidence, retail is always an option. Stick to a low-volume store with a customer demographic you'd be willing to interact with (i.e. stay the fuck away from Walmart). So if you're a neet, you might be into anime or vidya, so try applying to places like FYE or Newbury Comics. If you're into technology, try applying to a Fry's or Microcenter.
Or maybe just stick to quiet, comfy places like CVS or a library.
Most importantly, don't give them a full week as your availability. Depending on how many hours a week you'd need to work, just give them a few consecutive days, like Mon-Thurs, or Fri-Sun. Working shifts every other day makes life a living hell, you're better off just working 3-4 days in a row, so you can have 3-4 consecutive days off in between.
>>28608916
This is pretty good advice, I have pretty much no credentials and not a lot of "fun" type store near me but I wouldn't have thought of the consecutive days thing. I might try CVS.
>>28608308
There's no time to get a summer job at this point
Graduation feels
>just graduated college yesterday (after 6 years)
>realize I will never see most of those people again
>will never be around this many people my age and this many chances to socialize again
>will never live the college lifestyle of smoking, drinking, chilling, fucking girls, and learning again
>see my ex girlfriend for the last time, she's changed from quiet emo to loud popular girl, will never see her again
>other classmates did internships and have real jobs lined up, I'm back in my parents house with no friends and don't know what the fuck to do
Welcome to the neet life brah
>ex girfriend
aaaand I lost all sympathy
How can you go to school for 6 years and not at least do an internship or relevant tangible work that you can present to potential employers?
>>28608370
I don't know man
I studied fine art (yeah yeah useless) and I have a pretty good portfolio, and these other kids would wind up going to art Basel in Miami to work as guides and shit, and I would ask my professors and they would say "well, talk to people, make connections"
And I don't think I would be posting on here if I was good at that
Human is nothing but a bunch of atoms. And atoms are 99.99% empty space. We are pretty much nothing.
>>28608115
That's deep... NOOOOOOT! HAHAHAHAHA!
But seriously, it's all about perception.
>>28608115
Truth which many need to realize
>>28608140
OP is being objective and you keep your perception of delusion going
>creating a metaphysical theory from a phisycal one
Just...no
H E L P M E
I'm studying informatic engineering. There are literally 3 girl on the whole class. All of them are ugly as fuck.
I have a neat group of friends, but they are the kind of guys who don't go out often, you know the type.
I'm not unatractive, at least i think so. I've been told i'm a 8,5/10.I'm 20.
But how the fuck do I met women? I don't want to spend 4 fucking years alone. And who knows what will come next...
Help me robots.Also, going to bars is a fucking meme. I have no idea what should i say to a total stranger
isnt that what clubs are for you fucking normie
>There are literally 3 girl on the whole class. All of them are ugly as fuck
Typical robots desu
>>28608053
>I've been told i'm a 8,5/10.
by whom?
Who else /FailingDegree/ here?
>>28608019
Switch to something easier.
Not everyone needs to be an engineer
>>28608052
I feel I'm too committed now. Approaching the end of my second year. My parents are giving me money to live off too since im not eligible for a grant so i dont really want to waste the money they've already invested in me.
The course isn't even too hard for me anyway. I'm just so lazy and apathetic I do next to no work and get average to bad grades consequently
same, first year passed 1 exam out of 7 that i should have done. fml kill me senpai
>What interests and hobbies do you have, anon? I like travelling
i like to listen to music and complain about women on r9k
Renormalization theory
I cultivate blood clots and massage the affected areas in hopes they reach my heart or brain.
