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Well I've finally given up on life. I know by now that I'll never have the life that I want because that would require other people to not all be sociopathic cunts so I just have to live alone to keep the pieces of shit out of my life for less headaches. What is the best country or location to withdraw from society and rot away to nothing watching movies and playing video games? And don't say anywhere. I'm talking easy cost of living, lowish crime, good benefits, etc.
Finland might be a good choice. Fits mostly what you're looking for if you pick a good area.
>>28616279
Whenever I get completely fed up of this shitty society, I'm planning to move into an Orthodox Monastery like pic related. I might as well save my soul.
>>28616437
Sky Daddy will love you anon
I'm a 26 neet and I need a job. I have no work xp, can you guys give me tips on how I can "lie" on my resume? I'm looking for grocery store jobs I need help
They just want to know you are going to work hard and be serious. Tell them you really need the job and you haven't been working but you are a serious person, not a fuck up, not a felon.
Saying that you worked for a company that is now bankrupt is quite a good one.
So for example you could say that you worked in a blockbusters video store until they went bust.
>>28616188
>So for example you could say that you worked in a blockbusters video store until they went bust
there it is
>be me, today
>in class
>have this friend (call him M) who has severe ADHD and no self control
>M is white and so am I
>M and I like to make offensive jokes but don't really mean most of them
>M didn't take his pills today
>he's in the back of the class arguing with this other kid about religion (M is atheist)
>other kid is pretty chill, he's black btw
>M says to the kid that only idiots believe in God
>at this point I'm a little worried
>other kid tells him that it's pretty rude to say that to him
>M is about to respond, I figure that he's just going to call the other kid stupid
"At least I'm not a Negro"
>mfw I go to a majority black school and M hangs out with me at lunch
What do?
>>28616069
Call them niggers.
You're supposed to stay with your kind. Show up tomorrow in KKK robes to assert your dominance on those chimps. They will respect you if you show you have balls.
>>28616069
Show them this.
My life sucks, I can't find a job, I don't own a car, no gf, thinking about just going the homeless route.
I have some money saved and I'd like to travel to a few states I've never been to before I die.
On the same token though I'm a little scared to try even though I am a grown man and no one will fuck with me.
I just feel like my life is being wasted,if. I stay I'll just probably waste this summer doing nothing like last summer.
Homelessness sucks dude.
You want ever moment of your existence to be about furthering it? You can fall into that routine doing the "normie" thing and get a lot further.
You think you're gonna go far? How much does it cost to travel, you can get there. The things you do in the mean time just gonna roll in they'll roll out a bed and shower along with a nice little snack for you? That's not how it works. You're gonna figure that out so fucking fast when you're looking for a place to sleep without getting your ass beat that night.
>>28616187
what part of i can't find a job did you not understand?
I'm not even able to be a normie, I'm just a ghost living in my uncles house not doing anything.
I don't see any other options here.
>>28616385
I understand that. You think I'm on r9k telling you what is bad because I avoided all the pitfalls?
I nearly lost my fucking mind not being able to make my own way and hearing the real man memes.
One day I was walking around I'd do that, day or night. I seen two dudes sitting on a bench. I got a good look at them as I went past, looked like they were doing drugs. I might of had some height and weight on both of them. I stopped around a bend out of their line of sight and plotted about running around that corner up to them and start throwing swings until they were not moving anymore. I figured they were some loser junkies and I could get away with it and maybe find some money to eat with if not get a room for a night or two. I can't afford all my own shit straight up. Those fuckers were probably just using vapes but I at least found a job I respect part time I would of been disqualified for if I'd of done that. The system is probably collapsing. Honestly if you're ready to move apply for anything that might get you to move, if you're under 25 look into the job corp. I even tried working out of state, boss ripped me off. A lot of places will fuck you over if they can get away with it, if you don't have a residence or means to take them to court it's way more expensive and they can get away with it. I don't know what to tell you man I've faced all the same rejections able to work but they don't want to put you to work. It's great for normies so the normies think things are improving since the economic collapse when it isn't. If you are not too desperate and can be patient you got a chance don't throw it away lightly.
what if when we die, everything starts again and it is always the same? I mean, I don't want to spend my life lurking 4chan for the eternity.
You wouldn't be able to tell the cycles apart.
what if this is a milionth time you're posting this? shitposter.
>>28615994
how does it feel to shitpost a shitposter for the millionth time?
>tfw only girls in my league are fat girls
>I find them repulsive on multiple levels
Beggars can't be choosers anon
original comment
>only girls in my league are fat girls
>have no problem dating a fat girl because I'm fat too
>tfw fat girls don't want fat bfs
Literally the only girls who show interest in me are fat. It makes me feel disgusted that they confidently feel like they have a chance with me. I'm not even fat, you disgust me
beno from creme de la meme kicked me from the page because I sent a pic of my weewee to his momma uwu
>>28615722
epin simply ebin
>>28615722
his name is marcus not beno
>>28615722you have a big dick can i suck it
Mom found the BLACKED subscription on the credit card bill
Did she beat you, or tell you that you're a faggot that would probably enjoy getting beat up and called a faggot so she's making you move out instead?
>post-2005
>paying for porn ever
>younger sister found the analogue hentai stash
Post your beta uprising songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3UU7bjPaFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA7Fzebw
>>28615676
Sorry didn't mean to post with the tripfag on, it was for a different thread.
>>28615676delete the thread and start all over before somebody else sees it
I'll share songs anyway, maybe listening to things I like will make you less of a cliche'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DyziWtkfBw
OK /r9k/ tell me if i fucked up here. Also general fuckup greentext thread
>be me
>be 19 year old male college student
>go out to club last week with friend and her friends
>have fun
>drunk.jpg
>walk back to dorms with 2 girls, A and B
>A doesn't go to the same college, but is staying in B's dorm for a few days
>A is fucking hot.
>We walk home and are having decent drunk conversations
>A keeps talking about how much of a pain it would be to stay in B's room as B is having a boy over
>oblivious.jpg
>reach my dorm, say goodbye
>A looks surprised, but says goodnight
>go to bed
>wake up next morning, throw up from how stupid I was.
What do you think, could I have fucked her?
Can't really blame you, people are stupid when their drunk, that's some shitty luck bro
>>28615491
>>go out to club last week with friend and her friends
>>>/out/
>>28615527
I'm so disappointed in myself...
ITT: patrician motion picture soundtracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkEXzaGaZaA
American Psycho - The Ritual by John Cale
>>28615409
Nice choice. Bumping for more pat sounds.
>>28615430
Sometimes I like to just walk around in my apartment, examining the place and humming >>28615409 to myself pretending I live in Manhattan in some playboy condo.
I also like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvsMrlQL5TQ
Taxi Driver - Reluctant Hero by Bernard Herrmann
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVrFwkz3yJU
Dexter - I can't kill by Rolfe Kent
Does this whole pick up artists thingie actually work? I mean, I'll probably not gonna find super high quality woman this way. But I mostly just wanna have more sex
Webum solely to get your attention
>a female wiII never look at you that way
>>28615167
She was holding back tears, he was crying talking about his recently deceased mother
i never understood the point of picking up women if they aren't going to play along with your fetishes anyway
it isn't worth the effort to just have plain vanilla sex
Cheer up robots. Dat pepe has come to bring joy and light. Share something pleasant that has happened to you lately.
Got high today and ate some yummy chinese food, currently comfy drinking a beer
>>28614885
Tripped in acid with friends, made me feel so much better about myself. Got high with a friend today, weed feels better, I am very at peace.
Can someone explain this stupid "dat boi" meme?
>want to fap
>too depressed to fap
anyone else know this feel?
>>28614855
does anyone know where the OP pic is from?
>>28614855
I always end up degrading myself and going to sleep
Yeah depressed before, then fap, then degrade myself afterwards
>can't sleep unless I fap
>can't get out of bed unless I fap
I'm a slave to my cock.
>>28614828
mr president obongo doesn't look so healthy
feel KINDA bad for our hero
Men age like wine dot jaypeg
>>28614875
Men do, however men in highly stressful jobs that take up every moment of their lives age like milk.
